General malpractitioner (NPC)

This article is about the NPC. For this NPC in combat, see General malpractitioner (monster).

General malpractitioner
Release date	28 March 2011 (Update)
Race	Undead
Members	Yes
Quest NPC	A Clockwork Syringe
Location(s)	Bloodsplatter Isle
Sells items	No
Gender	Male
Examine	What's in those needles?
Advanced data
NPC ID	13578
Object ID	none
Links	MRND
Infobox • Talk page

The general malpractitioner is an NPC who will appear randomly on Bloodsplatter Isle during A Clockwork Syringe quest, and sends players to the prison if they are not disguised properly.

Trivia

• Their name is a pun on general practitioner.

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