Kevin (Postbag from the Hedge)
Kevin is a zombie responding to a player's letter in Postbag from the Hedge issue 7. When a player sent a letter criticizing zombies' fashion sense, suggested going to Varrock clothes shop for a temporary solution and asked for the zombies to explain themselves, Kevin stated that he doesn't "have the guts to change [his] outfit after all these years", and would go to the clothes shop, but "has no body to go with".
Kevin also notes that the last time he went to Varrock, the barkeeper told him that there was a drink named after him; while the bartender was likely referring to Uncle Humphrey's Gutrot or some other drink alluding to the zombie's undead state, Kevin thought that a drink had been named "Kevin", which he considers weird, further noting that he doesn't want to visit anywhere that has such a drink.
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