Postie Pete

NormalParcels from the Hedge
Violet is Blue TooPostie Pete-za
Postie Pete

Release date	24 April 2006 (Update)
Race	Human (skull)
Members	No
Quest NPC	A Clockwork Syringe Pieces of Hate
Location(s)	See article
Sells items	No
Gender	Male
Actions	Talk to, Examine
Examine	Posts things.
Spawn point in Castle Wars lobby
Advanced data
NPC ID	? (edit)
Links	MRND
Infobox • Talk page

Postie Pete (Parcels from the Hedge) chathead.png

Postie Pete is a skull serving as a postman for RuneScape Parcel Delivery Team, carrying a satchel around in his mouth. He is one of Gielinor's only two known postmen, not counting The Postcat. He delivers all of the Postbag from the Hedge letters to their destinations, and ventures into whatever dangerous places he must to get there - although he can never be seen to do this in-game, preferring instead to pop up around locations within RuneScape.

He makes a short appearance in A Clockwork Syringe, when players try to enter their player-owned house he leaves a note, which can be used to start the quest. He also plays a small role in Pieces of Hate and Violet is Blue Too.

In 2018 he acted as the host for the Parcels from the Hedge event in Burthorpe, giving information about the different rewards and keeping Postie Pete's Post Office.

He also appears in Tortle Combat as Postie Pete-za, which is the alias that he uses to deliver pizza so no one bothers him. Players can speak with him to start the miniquest.

Biography[edit | edit source]

In Postbag from the Hedge 19 it is implied that Postie Pete became a skull after being attacked by a dragon.

During a conversation with Lanthus at Castle Wars, Postie Pete mentions that he was cursed by a witch.

In Postbag from the Hedge 40 it is implied by Mother Mallum that she had momentarily took control of Postie Pete's mind, suggesting that he is in some way alive, in order to write a reply to a postcard.

He replaced the internal messaging delivery system of Daemonheim by jamming a spanner into the machine that ran it.

He can speak over 1,000 languages including Wyvern, and usually tells a rather weak joke. According to Baba Yaga, Postie Pete's Crafting level is 1. However, this is debatable as in a letter's response, he completed the Lost City quest, which requires level 31 Crafting. Lanthus also says to Postie Pete that he should say hi to the kids for him, this showing that he must have children.

It is possible that he is a spy or a scout for the Imperial Guard of Asgarnia because of the conversation players can have with him while at the Bandit Camp, and the conversation he has with Party Pete: "I'm here to see some white knights." He also mentions a "plan" that is very secretive with Noterazzo in his general store.

Family tree[edit | edit source]

Aunt Poyson

Mrs. Pete

Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete

Party Pete

Parroty Pete

Postie Pete

Parcel Pete

Pious Pete

Pirate Pete

Pumpkin Pete

Prison Pete

Locations[edit | edit source]

Postie Pete as he appears on his own postage stamp.

Postie Pete can appear at the following locations:

It's Pete!

The jingle that plays when Pete appears.

Lumbridge castle (talking to the Cook)
Castle Wars lobby
Party Pete's Party Room
Near Pirate Pete at Port Phasmatys
Ardougne Zoo
Varrock Palace Library
Falador East Bank (also wanders south of the Artisans' Workshop)
Laughing Miner, a bar in east Keldagrim
Bandit Camp (Wilderness)
Ardougne church
Ice Mountain, near the Oracle and white oak material caches
Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight's house in Seers' Village
Taverley, next to the player-owned house portal
Outside the portal to the Land of Snow on White Wolf Mountain

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

This article on an NPC has an associated dialogue page.
Click here for a transcript of possible conversations with this NPC.

Transcripts Postie Pete speaks in:

Update history[edit | edit source]

This information has been compiled as part of the update history project. Some updates may not be included - see here for how to help out!

update 1 February 2021 (Update):
- Postie Pete-za added to game.

update 24 April 2006 (Update):
- Added to game.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

If spoken to just as he's about to "head off", the message "Postie Pete is talking to someone - Don't you know it's rude to interrupt?" appears in the chatbox.
Postie Pete carries his mail satchel in his mouth, but his chathead doesn't show that.
When Pete appears nearby, a short jingle will play.
When he appears near Pirate Pete he will be talking like Murray the skull from the Monkey Island game series. The player 'hints' it by saying "I have a strange feeling of deja vu".
He has a gravestone in the New Varrock graveyard which reads "Postie Pete. He headbutted the bucket. He's got one mandible in the grave. He's skull-rolled off this mortal coil."
Delivering pizza is one of his favourite pasttimes.

v • d • e RS3 A Clockwork Syringe
NPCs	Postie Pete Estate agent Zombie head Bill Teach Harpoon Joe Captain Braindeath Baron von Hattenkrapper Dis-orderly Drunk zombie Residead Attendead Mi-Gor Large crate Dead brewer Barrelchest Mk II (Bloodsplatter Isle) Grimtern Mechanical Murphy General malpractitioner No-torso Jimmy
Enemies	Barrelchest Mk II 'Rum'-pumped crab General malpractitioner Sado-machinist Zomboat ^{(Unoccupied • Mi-Gor's • Murphy's)}
Items	Delivery note Zombie head Pirate spell sheet Twiblick night special ^{(unlocked • opened)} Chain Cannonball Barrel Gunpowder Heated chain Cannonball and chain Cannonball barrel-boat Barrelchest parts Surgical mask Roll of bandage Barrelchest disguise Evidence file Gunpowder-filled barrel Bundle o' kegs Brackish blade
Locations	Player-owned house Braindeath Island Braindeath Island 'Rum'-geon Bloodsplatter Isle The Adventurous
Music	The Factory Floor
Miscellaneous	Achievement Quick guide Transcript Quest journal

v • d • e RS3 Pieces of Hate
NPCs	Postie Pete Pirate (Pieces of Hate) Customs Sergeant Bill Teach Madame Shih Jennifer Bloodspatter Sharktooth Emma Cassie Toebeard Two-Eyed Eric Jimmy the Parrot Prison guard Count Ludwig Koppenploppen Crassian guard Kitten Mi-Gor Brass Hand Harry Cap'n Izzy No-Beard Zombie pirate head Gertrude Shilop Wilough Kanel Philop Captain Braindeath Rabid Jack Pirate Pete Barrelchest 50% Luke Barrelchest Mk I Captain Donnie Davey Barrelchest Giles Brewer Mechanical Murphy Baron von Hattenkrapper
Enemies	Zogoth ^(Tentacle) Crassian warrior Crassian scout DKS Zombie captain Zombie pirate Barrelchest Rabid Jack Black hand
Items	Letter from Bill Teach Eric's hook Piece of cloth Eric's hook attached to cloth Eric's hook (sharpened) Fish Small crate Wooden spoon Cheese sandwich Pineapple Unbaited box trap Baited trap Wilson Guard's keys 'Rum' Pineapple (sticky) Pineapple Wilson First floor keys Zombie head Barrelchest disguise 100% Luke's leg Barrels of 'rum' Empty 'rum' bottle
Rewards	Big Book o' Piracy Black pearl (Zogoth) Rabid Jack hat Rabid Jack sword ^(Off-hand) Agility XP lamp Construction XP lamp Firemaking XP lamp Thieving XP lamp
Locations	Ulthven Kreath
Music	As Rum Can Be Better Get Kraken Island Rock Jack Attack! Mos Ayes Le' The Last Pirate March of the Crabs ^(unlisted) Prison Island ^(unlisted) Music Medley ^{(Soundcloud only)}
Miscellaneous	Achievement Quick guide Transcript Quest journal

v • d • e RS3 Tortle Combat
NPCs	Postie Pete-za Wolfgang Gustav Johann Edvard "Weird" Alfred Estate agent Granny Potterington Hofuthand Tortletrapper13224
Items	Extremely dense honeycomb Pile of deadly weapons Pizza Plump rabbit Tortle teleportation tablet prototype
Scenery	Balance beam Climbing net Pipe Rope swing Training dummy
Rewards	Tortle lamp of construction Tortle lamp of farming Tortle lamp of magic Ninja Tortle Hood
Miscellaneous	Achievement Quick guide Transcript

v • d • e RS3 Pete Family
Petes	Party Pete Parroty Pete Prison Pete Postie Pete Pirate Pete Pious Pete Pumpkin Pete Parcel Pete
Other	Aunt Poyson

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 6
Respondents	Postie Pete Ghost captain (ghostship) Rick Turpentine Boot River troll Dave the beard Mime
Characters mentioned in the letters	Rantz Reldo Oracle Thordur
Other	The Black Hole

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v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 10
Respondents	Carlos (Postbag from the Hedge) Postie Pete Rocnar King Black Dragon Rantz Pontak Zanaris choir
Characters mentioned in the letters	Witch (Postbag from the Hedge) Bugs Fycie GP (troll) Fat Toad Fairy Godfather

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 12
Respondents	Curator Haig Halen Postie Pete Blackrat the Pie Rat MCXVIII Chaos Elemental Honest Jimmy Wise Old Man
Characters mentioned in the letters	"Dr Ali" Count Draynor Mummy from Sophanem "Pipey" the Skeleton San Fan Cinders (parrot) Fancy Dan The General Bill Teach Elfinlocks Aggie ^{(not mentioned by name)} Ned ^{(not mentioned by name)} Miss Schism ^{(not mentioned by name)} Thing under the bed Wizard Traiborn

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 19
Respondents	Glough Leon d'Cour Elven City Guard Solomon Lamescus Green dragon Noodle Mawnis Burowgar Arianwyn Wise Old Man
Characters mentioned in the letters	Imp Champion King Tyras Lowerniel Drakan Vanescula Drakan ^{(in picture)} Ranis Drakan ^{(in picture)} Elvarg Postie Pete Alfredo Gemelli twins Sheep (penguins) Rotini Noodle's mother King Gjuki Sorvott IV Thorvald the Warrior Lord Iorwerth Chaos Elemental
Other	Tower of Voices Fettuccine Mafia

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 20
Respondents	Juna Smith Azzanadra Brundt the Chieftain Achietties Demon butler Historian Minas Duradel Mysterious Old Man
Characters mentioned in the letters	Armadyl Guthix Brass Hand Harry Unlucky Jenkins Lucien Sliske Zamorak Postie Pete Camorra Garak Mr Mordaut Ali Morrisane Vannaka TzTok-Jad Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror
Other	Quill of Armadyl Carruthers, Landsbottom and Og Acheron

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 24
Respondents	Malignius Mortifer Kaqemeex Penguin Death Diango Postie Pete Wise Old Man
Characters mentioned in the letters	Malignius Mortifer's therapist Kev Steve Augusto Rodriguez Drorkar Tooth Fairy Soggy Teabag On The Bench Gremlin Easter Bunny (Harvey) Shanty Claws
Other	Carruthers, Landsbottom and Og Collected Appreciators of RuneScape's Environment 1001 Uses for Soot: A Celebration

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 26
Respondents	Party Pete Shanty Claws Chaeldar Kaqemeex Cows at Cows Are Taught To Lie Earthward Nulodion Wise Old Man Bob Ping Pong
Characters mentioned in the letters	Sir Tiffy Cashien Sir Amik Varze Postie Pete Pious Pete Gublinch Glouphrie Ur-tag Sphinx
Other	Cows Are Taught To Lie Earthward

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 28
Questioners	General Bentnoze General Wartface Lava titan Reldo Balnea Cap'n Izzy No-Beard Party Pete
Characters mentioned in the letters	Zanik Jungle demon Elvarg Dagannoth mother General Khazard Culinaromancer My Arm ^{(alluded to)} Postie Pete Bob Grimesquit Burntmeat Osman Saniboch G.L.O. Caranock King Roald Arrav Icthlarin Zaros Zamorak Lowerniel Drakan Saradomin Bandos Armadyl Hazeel Lucien Enakhra Zemouregal Azzanadra Akthanakos Sliske Oracle King Arthur Knight (Party Room) Wise Old Man
Other	Cracked Jenny's Tea Cup Oo'glog Recreational Relaxation Resorts

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 30
Respondents	Postie Pete Mr Mordaut Mr.T Wire, esq. Princess Astrid Reldo Tilt Evil Dave
Characters mentioned in the letters	Ghost Andre Mysterious Old Man Dr Jekyll Drunken Dwarf TzTok-Jad Barb Charos Lowerniel Drakan Flippa Tilt and Flippa's mother Three humans with pointy blue hats Oziach Uncle Nigel
Other	Dragon dragon

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 35
Respondents	Blokey Simms Frog Princess Larry Reldo Anonymous (Postbag from the Hedge) Giles (Grand Exchange)
Characters mentioned in the letters	Blokey Simms' wife Jimmy (child) Postie Pete Thessalia Frog Princess' brother Penguin (pet) Miles Niles Wise Old Man Death Muncher
Other	Operation: Ice Spy RuneScape Certifications LLP

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 36
Respondents	Postie Pete Duke Horacio Chaos Elemental Ignatius Vulcan Hickton Wilfred Delrith Fiara
Characters mentioned in the letters	Duke Horacio's aunt Cook (Lumbridge) Ralvash Nial Swiftfling ^{(alluded to)} Bandos Blaze Sharpeye Hickton's apprentice Wilfred's friend
Other	Cursed magic logs

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 40
Respondents	Larry Idria Mother Mallum Nurmof Vanstrom Klause Zanik
Characters mentioned in the letters	Armadyl Zamorak Guthix Zaros Lowerniel Drakan Captain Undak Postie Pete Oldak Grubfoot
Other	Scorpionite Leviathan

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 41
Respondents	Evil Dave Dr Nabanik Zimberfizz Thurgo Ping Pong Reldo
Characters mentioned in the letters	Uncle Nigel ^{(alluded to)} Evil Dave's friend of a friend Spaniel of Unimaginable Horror Jhallan Nomad Ava Postie Pete Sid Fishus Reldo's seven assistants King Vargas Chaos Elemental

v • d • e RS3 Postbag from the Hedge 48
Respondents	Santa Claus Azzanadra Awowogei Postie Pete Bandos Armadyl Evil Dave Garlandia
Characters mentioned in the letters	Zaros Listmaker Loris Marimbo Zamorak Sliske
Other	Victory in Gu'tanoth Day Mandatory Annual Axe-Fighting Tournament Festival of the Fire-Raining Weapons Death of the Weak Week Celebration of the Destruction of the Dorgeshuun Bandos Is Great Day New Domina