Bizarre Boron Fusswell

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— Melzar
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You have reached Fswe1's user page! Congratulations, <insert name here>! Talk to me here. My current in-game name is Lord Drakan. (formerly Fswe1, Ivan Strom, Veliaf Hurtz and Fusswell) Now shoo. User_talk:Fswe1 Fswe1 Brassica Prime symbol.png

To-do list

  • Make sure no article starts with "X is an NPC released on [date]."
  • Make sure each quest article has a lead.
  • Finish GU some day
  • Continue working on lore pages

Subpages

  • Gallery of hilarious images - A neat gallery of funniness, containing glitches, hilarious dialogue and otherwise humourous stuff. Regularly archived, so it's mostly lag-free.
  • Cutscenes gallery - Images of cutscenes of several dozens of quests, nicely documented here. Hopefully, this'll be expanded to all quests one day. Feel free to use it as a source for {{CiteNPC}}.
  • Lores and Histories - Join the Lore Union! We write quality articles fore lore-heavy stuff - take a look.
  • Quests - List of quests I have written and posted on the RSOF.
  • List of pets - Too cute to be true. And yet it's true.

Old

  • My actual user page - my old user page that used to be here. It is exactly the same as you saw it last time and will remain so as I am tired of updating my user- and infoboxes.

Horrors

Melvix Slicien

Grayzag head.png + Guthix chathead.png + Sliske skeletal chathead.png + Lucien (skeletal) chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/zammy/images/7/7c/Avatar.png

Grayhobb

Grayzag head.png + Mayor Hobb (aquatic) chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/7/7c/Grayhobb.png

Lantharon

Lanthus chathead.png + Wizard Ellaron chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/c/ca/Lantharon.png

Guthix v. 2,0 (guess the three extra counterparts)

http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/6/6b/Guthix...png

Saradomi-Gor

Saradomin chathead.png + Mi-Gor chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/8/87/Saradomigor.png

Ali the Wahisietel

Wahisietel rejuvenated chathead.png + Ali the Wise chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/f/ff/Wahisietel.png

Chex

Char chathead.png + Nex chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/f/f0/Chex.png

Saraardor

Saradomin chathead.png + General Graardor chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/1/19/Saraardor.png

Wahisietel

Hood of subjugation chathead.png + Wahisietel rejuvenated chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/e/e5/Wahisubj.png

Slisura

Necrolord chathead.png + Sliske TWW chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/0/00/Slisura.png

Zilyaardor

Bandos helmet chathead.png + Commander Zilyana chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/e/e0/Zilyaardor.png

Saradionomin

Saradomin chathead.png + Wise Old Man chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/5/50/Saradionomin.png

Saragnomin

King Bolren chathead.png + Saradomin chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/7/72/Saragnomin.png

Khazard Face

Unholy cursebearer chathead.png + General Khazard (skeletal) chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/f/fa/Khazard.png

Dark Lucien

Lucien (skeletal) chathead.png + Dark squall chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/f/fb/Dark_Lucien.png

How Akthanakos is supposed to look

Akthanakos (skeletal) chathead.png + Akthanakos rejuvenated chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/f/f6/Akthanakos.png

How Zemouregal is supposed to look

Zemouregal (skeletal) chathead.png + Zemouregal rejuvenated chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/d/da/Zemouregal.png

Hreidmar Junior

Hreidmar chathead old.png + Village boy chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/2/23/Hreidmar_jr.png

Zeneviviakhra

Zenevivia chathead.png + Enakhra (skeletal) chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/d/d3/Zeneviviakhra.png

Something truly atrocious

Malak chathead.png + Vanstrom Klause (Vampyre) chathead.png + Elijah chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/4/41/Horror.png

Smugglien (courtesy of Habblet)

Smuggler chathead.png + Lucien rejuvenated chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/4/48/Smugglien.png

Zaros the Mahjarrcat (courtesy of Battleben)

Zaros chathead.png + Bob chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/runescape/images/archive/d/d8/20130402103140%21Zaros_chathead.png

Henryeta Carnouregal (courtesy of Battleben)

Henryeta Carnillean chathead.png + Zemouregal Nadir chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/c/c0/Wahi2.png

Saradomouregal (courtesy of Battleben)

Saradomin chathead.png + Zemouregal Nadir chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/haidro/images/2/24/Wahi1.png

Farmer Fred the Mahjarrat (courtesy of Battleben)

Wahisietel rejuvenated chathead.png + Fred the Farmer chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/archive/5/5c/20130721183648%21Fredhiesietel.png

Azzaneaster (courtesy of Battleben)

Azzanadra (skeletal) chathead.png + Easter Bunny 2009 chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/c/cd/Azzaneaster.png

General Viyeldi (courtesy of Battleben)

Viyeldi chathead.png + Khazard head old.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/d/d0/General_Viyeldi.png http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/5/54/General_Viyeldi2.png

Nomad the Mahjarrat (courtesy of Battleben)

Nomad chathead.png + Khazard head old.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/7/7e/Nomad_the_Mahjarrat.png

Saraducien (courtesy of Battleben)

Lucien rejuvenated chathead.png + Saradomin (Sixth Age) chathead.png= http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/d/d7/Saraducien.png http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/0/09/YOU_DARE_DEFY_A_GOD%21%3F.png

Unhooded Mahjarrat (courtesy of Battleben)

Lucien rejuvenated chathead.png + Wahisietel rejuvenated chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/5/5e/Unhooded_Mahjarrat.png

Dr. Azzanadra Nabanik (courtesy of Battleben)

http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/5/5e/Unhooded_Mahjarrat.png + Dr Nabanik chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/3/3f/Dr._Azzanadra_Nabanik.png

Kharshai the Deathless (courtesy of Battleben)

http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/5/5e/Unhooded_Mahjarrat.png + Koschei the deathless chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/e/eb/Kharshai_the_Deathless.png

Classic Hazeel (courtesy of Battleben)

Hazeel chathead old.png + Hazeel rejuvenated chathead.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/e/e8/Hazeel_old.png

Spiffing Wahisietel (courtesy of Battleben)

Wahisietel rejuvenated chathead.png + Top hat chathead.png + Dali.png = http://images.wikia.com/fusswell/images/0/09/Spiffing_Wahisietel.png

WikiCapes

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WikiCape of Something funny
Given by: Joeytje50 (Joey) on 6 November 2010
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WikiCape of Screenshots
Given by: Battleben (Wahi) on 2 June 2011
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WikiCape of Image Maintenance
Given by: A proofreader (Proofie) on 3 September 2012

(Very) rare SoF rewards

Reward Reaction
Dragon ceremonial hat.png Dragon ceremonial hat Ohmygawd rare reward and limited omg!!
Dragon ceremonial breastplate.png Dragon ceremonial breastplate Another piece omg YAY!
Large lamp.png Large xp lamp I could've... I... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Dragon ceremonial boots.png Dragon ceremonial boots W00t! Third piece!
Prized pendant of Constitution.png Prized pendant of hitpoints NOOOOOOOO! WHY!!!!
Prized pendant of Mining.png Prized pendant of mining =C
Prized pendant of Ranging.png Prized pendant of ranging >.>
Sous chef's shoes.png Sous chef's shoes Mkay
Blacksmith's boots.png Blacksmith's boots Okay then
Artisan's legs.png Artisan's legs Kay
Prized prismatic pendant.png Prized prismatic pendant why
Blacksmith's gloves.png Blacksmith's gloves Face-palm emote icon.png
Blacksmith's top.png Blacksmith's top ...K
Prized pendant of Construction.png Prized pendant of Construction Cry emote icon.png
Sous chef's jacket.png Sous chef's jacket Okays?
Mask of the Abyss.png Mask of the Abyss Yay! =)
Ramokee headwear.png Ramokee headwear YAY.
Prized pendant of Hunting.png Prized pendant of Hunting Bah in a box
Archon headdress.png Archon headdress <3
Large recharge gem.png Large recharge gems FUUU
Large recharge gem.png Large recharge gems UTTER [email protected]#!^#
&[email protected]^#(^[email protected]#[email protected]
Warlord tunic.png Warlord tunic Myay
Large lamp.png Large xp lamp Yelps hates me...
Archon crest.png Archon crest Oh goody
Blacksmith's helmet.png Blacksmith's helmet I can be a blacksmith now
Prized prismatic pendant.png Prized prismatic pendant just go away
Blacksmith's apron.png Blacksmith's apron I can be a dressed blacksmith now
Large cash bag.png Large cash bag Why can't I win a goo--
HOLY COW 700K
Transmutation tablet.png Transmutation tablet Ooh look purty symbol
El Chango Descarado.png El Chango Descarado Party time.
Bottled genie.png Bottled genie Poor thing.
El Astado.png El Astado Evil.
El Padre de la Luz.png El Padre de la luz Enlightening.
Sombrero.png Sombrero Vale.
Ramokee torso.png Ramokee torso I can be Challem now
Thaumic chronometer.png Thaumic chronometer RIP Flopsy ;_;
Prized prismatic pendant.png Prized prismatic pendant To be used on Divination,
I suppose
Ivory idol head.png Ivory idol head Creepy.
http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131031202119/runescape/images/archive/7/72/20140112081053%21Huge_fallen_star_%28Prayer%29.png Bright fallen star (Prayer) I'm glad it didn't squish me.
Tormented mask of Icthlarin.png Tormented mask of Icthlarin yay Iccy
Shaman's headdress.png Shaman's headdress Now the thing can go to my POH.
Sous chef's toque.png Sous chef's toque I culinaromancer
Diviner's headwear.png Diviner's headwear Uhm, k.
Magic notepaper 5.png Magic notepaper ...
Sous chef's mitts.png Sous chef's mitts Kittens*
First age amulet.png First age amulet ...Guthix ;-;
Magic notepaper 5.png Magic notepaper Go away.
Mimic.png Mimic Cute-ish, I suppose
Botanist's mask.png Botanist's mask ...reminds me of mourners
Large lamp.png Large XP lamp Damnit Ali.
Large lamp.png Large XP lamp FUUUUUUUUU
Skirmisher cuirass (60).png Skirmisher cuirass Not bad...
Large lamp.png Large XP lamp FUUUUUUUUU
Huge lamp.png Huge XP lamp FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Swag Bag.png Swag Bag YESSSS
Artisan's top.png Artisan's top I want Yelps ;-;
Swagger Stick.png Swagger Stick Swagger on a stick?
Botanist's trousers.png Botanist's trousers That ain't Yelps
Dragon ceremonial greaves.png Dragon ceremonial greaves Cool!
Coins 10000.png 250,000 coins ...really?
Sunbathe emote.png Sunbathe emote Still no Yelps
Huge prismatic lamp.png Huge prismatic lamp Ali you troll
Large prismatic lamp.png Large prismatic lamp 100k k
Large lamp.png Large XP lamp Get lost.
Botanist's boots.png Botanist's boots Okay
Sous chef's trousers.png Sous chef's trousers D'accord
Coins 10000.png 250,000 coins Oh you troll you
Large lamp.png Large XP lamp FU.
Warlord headdress.png Warlord headdress Y u no mask.
Enchanted chick egg.png Enchanted chick egg Clucky
Enchanted bunny egg.png Enchanted bunny egg Sniffy
Enchanted lamb egg.png Enchanted lamb egg ...baa.
Silverhawk feathers 5.png Silverhawk feathers What do I even do with these
Large lamp.png Large XP lamp AHAHAHA not funny.
Spirit of Battle.png Spirit of Battle This is worse than xp lamps...
Huge fallen star (Strength).png Huge fallen star (Strength) ;_;
First age cape.png First age cape Cool
Prismatic huge fallen star.png Prismatic huge fallen star Jump off a cliff please.
Huge fallen star (Thieving).png Huge fallen star (Thieving) Do it.
Mask of the Green Wyrm.png Mask of the Green Wyrm yaya!!
Large lamp.png Large XP lamp curses
Spring cleaner.png Spring cleaner Go away Inventor
Huge lamp.png Huge XP lamp Ugh why
Huge fallen star (Thieving).png Huge fallen star (Thieving) Sigh
Silverhawk boots (60).png Silverhawk boots Yay an emote
Lucky gown of subjugation.png Lucky gown of subjugation Azzanadra is disappointed that
I didn't get an xp lamp
Huge fallen star (Ranged).png Huge fallen star (Ranged) No promo so whatever
Mask of the White Wyrm.png Mask of the White Wyrm Icy
Botanist's top.png Botanist's top Herby
Artisan's bandana.png Artisan's bandana Banananana
Mask of Crimson.png Mask of Crimson Chthonian delight
Large cash bag.png Large cash bag Shoo
Diviner's handwear.png Diviner's handwear Comfy
Huge fallen star (Runecrafting).png Huge fallen star (Runecrafting) No.
Lucky Bandos tassets.png Lucky Bandos tassets ...k.
First age tiara.png First age tiara Kree'tiara!
Huge lamp.png Huge XP lamp :(
Huge fallen star (Fletching).png Huge fallen star (Fletching) ;_;
Prismatic huge fallen star.png Prismatic huge fallen star Really, two in a row?!
Mask of Vines.png Mask of Vines Woo.
Huge prismatic lamp.png Huge prismatic lamp Je te deteste, Ali.
Huge fallen star (Ranged).png Huge fallen star (Ranged) Bah humbug
Lucky Armadyl godsword.png Lucky Armadyl godsword Naturally, I wanted Saradomin
Huge fallen star (Attack).png Huge fallen star (Attack) RNGesus cursed me
Huge lamp.png Huge XP lamp "Suffer! Curse you! Get away from me!"
Huge fallen star (Ranged).png Huge fallen star (Ranged) (((Bah humbug)³)³)³
Huge fallen star (Herblore).png Huge fallen star (Herblore) BLOODY HELL
Lucky Armadyl chainskirt.png Lucky Armadyl chainskirt Squawk?
Mask of the Yellow Wyrm.png Mask of the Yellow Wyrm Kewl
Diviner's legwear.png Diviner's legwear Meh
Artisan's gloves.png Artisan's gloves Meh
Diviner's robe.png Diviner's robe Meh
Huge fallen star (Herblore).png Huge fallen star (Herblore) HERBY HELL
Diviner's footwear.png Diviner's footwear Meh
Prismatic huge fallen star.png Prismatic huge fallen star To Vic you go
Huge fallen star (Woodcutting).png Huge fallen star (Woodcutting) To Vic you go!
Mask of Gloom.png Mask of Gloom More like green beast but yay
Astromancer credits.png Astromancer credits Woo
Huge fallen star (Firemaking).png Huge fallen star (Firemaking) gf
Mystery box (Treasure Hunter).png Mystery box (Treasure Hunter) How mysterious!
Mystery box (Treasure Hunter).png Mystery box (Treasure Hunter) Turns out they suck
Mask of Stench.png Mask of Stench Like a gas mask?
Huge prismatic lamp.png Huge prismatic lamp Get LOST
Mask of the Automatons.png Mask of the Automatons Mechanical
Mask of the Ganodermic.png Mask of the Ganodermic Er, okay
Skully.png Skully Yay fangs
Huge fallen star (Smithing).png Huge fallen star (Smithing) RIP
Large protean pack.png Large protean pack disgusting
Portable skilling pack.png Portable skilling pack disgusting²
Huge fallen star (Cooking).png Huge fallen star (Cooking) Why do I even bother?
Ruby golem boots.png Ruby golem boots eh
Mask of the Black Demon.png Mask of the Black Demon How dark.
Starlight ore.png Starlight ore Rocky
Emerald golem head.png Emerald golem head eh
Huge fallen star (Constitution).png Huge fallen star (Constitution) eww
Ice warrior helm.png Ice warrior helm Cool. ...geddit?
Fire warrior platelegs.png Fire warrior platelegs Are they f(a)ree(d)?
Farmer's hat add-on.png Farmer's hat add-on Flower. Not impressed.
Fire warrior helm.png Fire warrior helm HORNS OF FIYAH
Shark feet.png Shark feet But sharks don't have...
Large dungeoneering token box.png Large dungeoneering token box Marmathoken
First age tiara add-on.png First age tiara add-on So...seeds.
Ice warrior gloves.png Ice warrior gloves Handy for defeating Fareed. So handy.
Ruby golem torso.png Ruby golem torso eh
Huge fallen star (Crafting).png Huge fallen star (Crafting) :(
Grotesque soul.png Grotesque soul Cool?
Ice warrior platelegs.png Ice warrior platelegs I've no puns.
Ice warrior boots.png Ice warrior boots Won't my feet get cold?
Rare item tokens.png Rare item tokens Whatever.
Huge fallen star (Crafting).png Huge fallen star (Crafting) get loooost
Mask of the Dagannoth.png Mask of the Dagannoth Daggermouths!
Huge XP lamp (Mining).png Huge XP lamp (Mining) Porque...
Huge fallen star (Slayer).png Huge fallen star (Slayer) Nay!
Huge fallen star (Summoning).png Huge fallen star (Summoning) May your offspring wet itself
Sapphire golem gloves.png Sapphire golem gloves eh
Huge fallen star (Fletching).png Huge fallen star (Fletching) Die
Feral vampyre fangs.png Feral vampyre fangs Sucks, dunnit?
Feral vampyre fangs.png Feral vampyre fangs Two in a row, that's new.
Sapphire golem head.png Sapphire golem head Just a rock, then
Fire warrior boots.png Fire warrior boots Far-feet?
Ice warrior chestplate.png Ice warrior chestplate I can be Kamil now!
Huge fallen star (Strength).png Huge fallen star (Strength) There goes my luck
Protean trap.png Protean trap Oh zark off
Huge XP lamp (Magic).png Huge XP lamp (Magic) die
Portable skilling pack.png Portable skilling pack f*** you
Huge fallen star (Woodcutting).png Huge fallen star (Woodcutting) pls no
Emerald golem boots.png Emerald golem boots eh
Huge XP lamp (Strength).png Huge XP lamp (Strength) whyy
Light helm.png Light helm Something's D-amis-s.
Light boots.png Light boots Two in a row, woo.
Prismatic huge fallen star.png Prismatic huge fallen star why ruin the streak...
Dark platelegs.png Dark platelegs You will regret ever coming here!
Fire warrior chestplate.png Fire warrior chestplate Fareeed!
Huge fallen star (Agility).png Huge fallen star (Agility) abscond please
Huge XP lamp (Summoning).png Huge XP lamp (Summoning) urgh
Huge fallen star (Agility).png Huge fallen star (Agility) how even?

Fusswell's log of stupidity

  • 07-05-2013: Got a Bandosian hilt and chestplate with a friend from Graardor within twelve kills or so. Coinshare has given me 5,6M in total. Assuming it went to my money pouch, I didn't pick up any of the dropped money. Bottom line, I got nothing. 'cause I'm stupid. Like Graardor. :D
  • Dec 2013: Bought 160 Guthix balance potions for 40k each for some idiot. Then I couldn't sell them for more than 100 coins each.
  • 02-02-2014: Got Last Riders after 9 hours of dragon-slaying. Was AFK and didn't pick up.
  • 03-02-2014: Bought Akrisae's mace for 250k. Realised it's 2-handed. Sold it for 111k.

Stuff I've worked on