Bizarre Boron Fusswell

“	Oh, honestly. It's a quest, then. Deliver it and you'll get a Quest Point and a bunch of 'Letter-delivering' XP, or something.	”
— Drorkar

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To-do list

Make sure no article starts with "X is an NPC released on [date]."
Make sure each quest article has a lead.
Finish GU some day
Continue working on lore pages

Subpages

Gallery of hilarious images - A neat gallery of funniness, containing glitches, hilarious dialogue and otherwise humourous stuff. Regularly archived, so it's mostly lag-free.
Cutscenes gallery - Images of cutscenes of several dozens of quests, nicely documented here. Hopefully, this'll be expanded to all quests one day. Feel free to use it as a source for {{CiteNPC}}.
Lores and Histories - Join the Lore Union! We write quality articles fore lore-heavy stuff - take a look.
Quests - List of quests I have written and posted on the RSOF.
List of pets - Too cute to be true. And yet it's true.

Old

My actual user page - my old user page that used to be here. It is exactly the same as you saw it last time and will remain so as I am tired of updating my user- and infoboxes.

Horrors

WikiCapes

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WikiCape of Something funny Given by: Joeytje50 (Joey) on 6 November 2010


WikiCape of Screenshots Given by: Battleben (Wahi) on 2 June 2011


WikiCape of Image Maintenance Given by: A proofreader (Proofie) on 3 September 2012

(Very) rare SoF rewards

Reward	Reaction
Dragon ceremonial hat	Ohmygawd rare reward and limited omg!!
Dragon ceremonial breastplate	Another piece omg YAY!
Large xp lamp	I could've... I... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Dragon ceremonial boots	W00t! Third piece!
Prized pendant of hitpoints	NOOOOOOOO! WHY!!!!
Prized pendant of mining	=C
Prized pendant of ranging	>.>
Sous chef's shoes	Mkay
Blacksmith's boots	Okay then
Artisan's legs	Kay
Prized prismatic pendant	why
Blacksmith's gloves
Blacksmith's top	...K
Prized pendant of Construction
Sous chef's jacket	Okays?
Mask of the Abyss	Yay! =)
Ramokee headwear	YAY.
Prized pendant of Hunting	Bah in a box
Archon headdress	<3
Large recharge gems	FUUU
Large recharge gems	UTTER RAGE!@#!^# &$!@^#(^!@#$@
Warlord tunic	Myay
Large xp lamp	Yelps hates me...
Archon crest	Oh goody
Blacksmith's helmet	I can be a blacksmith now
Prized prismatic pendant	just go away
Blacksmith's apron	I can be a dressed blacksmith now
Large cash bag	Why can't I win a goo-- HOLY COW 700K
Transmutation tablet	Ooh look purty symbol
El Chango Descarado	Party time.
Bottled genie	Poor thing.
El Astado	Evil.
El Padre de la luz	Enlightening.
Sombrero	Vale.
Ramokee torso	I can be Challem now
Thaumic chronometer	RIP Flopsy ;_;
Prized prismatic pendant	To be used on Divination, I suppose
Ivory idol head	Creepy.
http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131031202119/runescape/images/archive/7/72/20140112081053%21Huge_fallen_star_%28Prayer%29.png Bright fallen star (Prayer)	I'm glad it didn't squish me.
Tormented mask of Icthlarin	yay Iccy
Shaman's headdress	Now the thing can go to my POH.
Sous chef's toque	I culinaromancer
Diviner's headwear	Uhm, k.
Magic notepaper	...
Sous chef's mitts	Kittens*
First age amulet	...Guthix ;-;
Magic notepaper	Go away.
Mimic	Cute-ish, I suppose
Botanist's mask	...reminds me of mourners
Large XP lamp	Damnit Ali.
Large XP lamp	FUUUUUUUUU
Skirmisher cuirass	Not bad...
Large XP lamp	FUUUUUUUUU
Huge XP lamp	FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Swag Bag	YESSSS
Artisan's top	I want Yelps ;-;
Swagger Stick	Swagger on a stick?
Botanist's trousers	That ain't Yelps
Dragon ceremonial greaves	Cool!
250,000 coins	...really?
Sunbathe emote	Still no Yelps
Huge prismatic lamp	Ali you troll
Large prismatic lamp	100k k
Large XP lamp	Get lost.
Botanist's boots	Okay
Sous chef's trousers	D'accord
250,000 coins	Oh you troll you
Large XP lamp	FU.
Warlord headdress	Y u no mask.
Enchanted chick egg	Clucky
Enchanted bunny egg	Sniffy
Enchanted lamb egg	...baa.
Silverhawk feathers	What do I even do with these
Large XP lamp	AHAHAHA not funny.
Spirit of Battle	This is worse than xp lamps...
Huge fallen star (Strength)	;_;
First age cape	Cool
Huge prismatic fallen star	Jump off a cliff please.
Huge fallen star (Thieving)	Do it.
Mask of the Green Wyrm	yaya!!
Large XP lamp	curses
Spring cleaner	Go away Inventor
Huge XP lamp	Ugh why
Huge fallen star (Thieving)	Sigh
Silverhawk boots	Yay an emote
Lucky gown of subjugation	Azzanadra is disappointed that I didn't get an xp lamp
Huge fallen star (Ranged)	No promo so whatever
Mask of the White Wyrm	Icy
Botanist's top	Herby
Artisan's bandana	Banananana
Mask of Crimson	Chthonian delight
Large cash bag	Shoo
Diviner's handwear	Comfy
Huge fallen star (Runecrafting)	No.
Lucky Bandos tassets	...k.
First age tiara	Kree'tiara!
Huge XP lamp	:(
Huge fallen star (Fletching)	;_;
Huge prismatic fallen star	Really, two in a row?!
Mask of Vines	Woo.
Huge prismatic lamp	Je te deteste, Ali.
Huge fallen star (Ranged)	Bah humbug
Lucky Armadyl godsword	Naturally, I wanted Saradomin
Huge fallen star (Attack)	RNGesus cursed me
Huge XP lamp	"Suffer! Curse you! Get away from me!"
Huge fallen star (Ranged)	(((Bah humbug)³)³)³
Huge fallen star (Herblore)	BLOODY HELL
Lucky Armadyl chainskirt	Squawk?
Mask of the Yellow Wyrm	Kewl
Diviner's legwear	Meh
Artisan's gloves	Meh
Diviner's robe	Meh
Huge fallen star (Herblore)	HERBY HELL
Diviner's footwear	Meh
Huge prismatic fallen star	To Vic you go
Huge fallen star (Woodcutting)	To Vic you go!
Mask of Gloom	More like green beast but yay
Astromancer credits	Woo
Huge fallen star (Firemaking)	gf
Mystery box (Treasure Hunter)	How mysterious!
Mystery box (Treasure Hunter)	Turns out they suck
Mask of Stench	Like a gas mask?
Huge prismatic lamp	Get LOST
Mask of the Automatons	Mechanical
Mask of the Ganodermic	Er, okay
Skully	Yay fangs
Huge fallen star (Smithing)	RIP
Large protean pack	disgusting
Medium portable skilling pack	disgusting²
Huge fallen star (Cooking)	Why do I even bother?
Ruby golem boots	eh
Mask of the Black Demon	How dark.
Starlight ore	Rocky
Emerald golem head	eh
Huge fallen star (Constitution)	eww
Ice warrior helm	Cool. ...geddit?
Fire warrior platelegs	Are they f(a)ree(d)?
Farmer's hat add-on	Flower. Not impressed.
Fire warrior helm	HORNS OF FIYAH
Shark feet	But sharks don't have...
Large dungeoneering token box	Marmathoken
First age tiara add-on	So...seeds.
Ice warrior gloves	Handy for defeating Fareed. So handy.
Ruby golem torso	eh
Huge fallen star (Crafting)	:(
Grotesque soul	Cool?
Ice warrior platelegs	I've no puns.
Ice warrior boots	Won't my feet get cold?
Rare item tokens	Whatever.
Huge fallen star (Crafting)	get loooost
Mask of the Dagannoth	Daggermouths!
Huge XP lamp (Mining)	Porque...
Huge fallen star (Slayer)	Nay!
Huge fallen star (Summoning)	May your offspring wet itself
Sapphire golem gloves	eh
Huge fallen star (Fletching)	Die
Feral vampyre fangs	Sucks, dunnit?
Feral vampyre fangs	Two in a row, that's new.
Sapphire golem head	Just a rock, then
Fire warrior boots	Far-feet?
Ice warrior chestplate	I can be Kamil now!
Huge fallen star (Strength)	There goes my luck
Protean trap	Oh zark off
Huge XP lamp (Magic)	die
Medium portable skilling pack	f*** you
Huge fallen star (Woodcutting)	pls no
Emerald golem boots	eh
Huge XP lamp (Strength)	whyy
Light helm	Something's D-amis-s.
Light boots	Two in a row, woo.
Huge prismatic fallen star	why ruin the streak...
Dark platelegs	You will regret ever coming here!
Fire warrior chestplate	Fareeed!
Huge fallen star (Agility)	abscond please
Huge XP lamp (Summoning)	urgh
Huge fallen star (Agility)	how even?

Fusswell's log of stupidity

07-05-2013: Got a Bandosian hilt and chestplate with a friend from Graardor within twelve kills or so. Coinshare has given me 5,6M in total. Assuming it went to my money pouch, I didn't pick up any of the dropped money. Bottom line, I got nothing. 'cause I'm stupid. Like Graardor. :D
Dec 2013: Bought 160 Guthix balance potions for 40k each for some idiot. Then I couldn't sell them for more than 100 coins each.
02-02-2014: Got Last Riders after 9 hours of dragon-slaying. Was AFK and didn't pick up.
03-02-2014: Bought Akrisae's mace for 250k. Realised it's 2-handed. Sold it for 111k.

Stuff I've worked on

Amascut - written entirely (proofread by Alchie)
Melville Grayzag - written almost entirely
Lucien - proofread, written WGS and ROTM sections
Sliske - written for the most part
Bandos - written for the most part
Sir Tiffy Cashien - written entirely
Larry - written history section
Lord Daquarius Rennard - proofread, written TDOC, WGS and TVSB sections, cleaned up
Lord Lowerniel Vergidiyad Drakan - proofread, updated refs, written Fifth Age section
Zamorak - proofread, written most of the history section
Mahjarrat - proofread, updated, written individual Mahjarrat summaries
Kharshai - written history section
The Branches of Darkmeyer - written parts
In Search of the Myreque - written parts
In Aid of the Myreque - written parts
Solus Dellagar - written all of it
Darkness of Hallowvale - written parts
Fishing Contest - written most stuff
A Clockwork Syringe/Transcript - transcribed greater part
Wizards' Tower - written just about everything
Moia - written most of it
Mother Mallum - written all of it
Iban - all of it
Sir Owen - history section written
Zemouregal - written some parts
Assassination of Guthix - written all of it
Veldaban - written
Gods - written lead & history, revised/written god sections
Solus Dellagar - written all of it
Lord Iorwerth - written all of it
Zanik - written all of it
Zaros - written all of it
Guthix - written all of it
Seren - written all of it
Therragorn - written all of it
Hreidmar - written all of it
One of a Kind - written all of it
Mourning's Ends Part II (The Temple of Light) - written everything except exact steps of door unlocking
Mourning's Ends Part I - written all of it
Within the Light - written all but the puzzle guides
Arianwyn - written all of it
Bravek - written all of it
Dorgesh-Kaan market trading - written all of it

Bizarre Boron Fusswell

To-do list

Subpages

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Horrors

Melvix Slicien

Grayhobb

Lantharon

Guthix v. 2,0 (guess the three extra counterparts)

Saradomi-Gor

Ali the Wahisietel

Chex

Saraardor

Wahisietel

Slisura

Zilyaardor

Saradionomin

Saragnomin

Khazard Face

Dark Lucien

How Akthanakos is supposed to look

How Zemouregal is supposed to look

Hreidmar Junior

Zeneviviakhra

Something truly atrocious

Smugglien (courtesy of Habblet)

Zaros the Mahjarrcat (courtesy of Battleben)

Henryeta Carnouregal (courtesy of Battleben)

Saradomouregal (courtesy of Battleben)

Farmer Fred the Mahjarrat (courtesy of Battleben)

Azzaneaster (courtesy of Battleben)

General Viyeldi (courtesy of Battleben)

Nomad the Mahjarrat (courtesy of Battleben)

Saraducien (courtesy of Battleben)

Unhooded Mahjarrat (courtesy of Battleben)

Dr. Azzanadra Nabanik (courtesy of Battleben)

Kharshai the Deathless (courtesy of Battleben)

Classic Hazeel (courtesy of Battleben)

Spiffing Wahisietel (courtesy of Battleben)

WikiCapes

(Very) rare SoF rewards

Fusswell's log of stupidity

Stuff I've worked on

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Guthix v. 2,0 _{(guess the three extra counterparts)}

Smugglien _{(courtesy of Habblet)}

Zaros the Mahjarrcat _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Henryeta Carnouregal _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Saradomouregal _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Farmer Fred the Mahjarrat _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Azzaneaster _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

General Viyeldi _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Nomad the Mahjarrat _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Saraducien _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Unhooded Mahjarrat _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Dr. Azzanadra Nabanik _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Kharshai the Deathless _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Classic Hazeel _{(courtesy of Battleben)}

Spiffing Wahisietel _{(courtesy of Battleben)}