Quick guide for Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf

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This quest has an in-depth guide here.
It contains a more detailed description of dialogue, cutscenes, and storyline.

Overview[edit | edit source]

Quid pro quo[edit | edit source]

  • Talk to Commander Veldaban west of the Keldagrim bank. (Chat ~1)
  • After the cutscene, speak to the Drunken Dwarf. (Chat 2)
  • Speak to him again with a beer in your inventory. (Chat 2)
  • Collect the four Kelda seeds:
    • The drunken dwarf gives the first seed.
    • Fulfil the rowdy dwarf's request for the second seed. He walks a circle around the pub in east Keldagrim. Give him the random item he asked for. (If you can't find the item he asks for or it is difficult to obtain (e.g. flier for Bob's Axes), talk to him again multiple times until there is a dialogue option that will change the item he asks for. You may need to lobby.)
    • Talk to Khorvak in a cave north of the Taverley lodestone (under White Wolf Mountain, NOT on top). The cave is also accessible northeast of the Catherby lodestone. (Chat 2)
    • Talk to Gauss to have a beer with him, located south of the bank in west Keldagrim for the fourth seed.
  • Talk to Rind the gardener west of the large building in west Keldagrim then plant the four seeds in the nearby farm patch. Wait 20 minutes and harvest the Kelda hops. A Supreme growth potion (sundry) will not work here. If you choose to spend the waiting time logged out or in lobby, upon login the hop patch may appear weedy as if nothing was planted in it. Simply click the patch and you will receive your hops all the same.
  • Go to the brewery, upstairs in the pub, on the eastern side of Keldagrim.
  • Pick up the empty pot in the corner of the room and ask Blandebir to fill it up with ale yeast for 25 coins. (Chat 41)
  • Use two buckets of water, two barley malt, the kelda hops and then the ale yeast on the fermenting vat.
  • Wait up to 20 minutes, until you get a notification in your chatbox. Turn the valve on the connected pipe behind the vat and then drain the barrel using on it the empty beer glass in your inventory.
    • If you are drinking your beer to empty it, ensure you have "Destroy empty beer glasses when drinking" disabled in the Settings/Interfaces/Inventory menu, or you will have to buy another.
  • Return to the drunken dwarf in the eastern-most of the two houses between the two wells in east Keldagrim and talk to him about the Red Axe. (Chat 2)

The drunken dwarf[edit | edit source]

  • Talk to the southern most cart conductor that is near the closed tunnel in south-east Keldagrim, the other cart conductor in the area will not work. (Chat 1)
  • Talk to the director of the Consortium mining company you joined during The Giant Dwarf. If you don't remember, you can talk to Commander Veldaban and he will tell you. (Chat 3) (There are eight mining companies in the Consortium, each stationed in the upstairs of the marketplace.)
  • If you have a familiar out, pick it up and un-equip any weapons you are holding then ride the southern cart into the tunnel.

On the edge...[edit | edit source]

Room 1: a chasm[edit | edit source]

  • Collect the square stones from the box.
  • Operate the controls: To place/rotate stones, click once for green, twice for yellow, three times to remove the stone.
  • After each part, ride on the cart, search the newly found box, and take the cart back to the initial platform.

Room 2: eavesdropping[edit | edit source]

  • After the dialogue, crawl along the southern path, and through the hole to the east.

Room 3: another chasm[edit | edit source]

  • Take the stones from the box and follow the patterns below.

Room 4: reports[edit | edit source]

  • Search the three crates.
  • Search the bookcases until you find the "Red Axe Employees" book. Read it.
  • Enter the cave entrance to the east. (Chat 1)

Room 5: yet another chasm[edit | edit source]

  • Take the stones from the box and follow the patterns below.
  • Watch the entire cutscene as you enter the last room.

Kebabs and beer[edit | edit source]

Items needed: Beer, kebab
  • Go back and speak to Commander Veldaban west of Keldagrim bank.
  • Head to the Laughing Miner Pub in eastern Keldagrim. While inside, consume either your beer or kebab, though you'll need both in your inventory. If you don't have a kebab yet, talk to Kjut in his shop south-east of the northern bridge.
    • You must watch the entire cutscene!
  • Quest complete!

Rewards[edit | edit source]

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Music unlocked

Required for completing[edit | edit source]

Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf is directly required for the following quests/miniquests:

It is therefore an indirect requirement for the following quests and miniquests: