Transcript of Land of the Goblins

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This transcript involves dialogue with Aggie, Grubfoot, Guard (Goblin), High Priest (Bighead), Makeover Mage, Mistag, Morris, Mosschin, Oldak, Redeyes, Snailfeet, Snothead, Strongbones, Zanik, and the player.

Talking to Grubfoot

Grubfoot: Please let me in Dorgesh-city!
Mistag: I'm sorry, but surface goblins are not allowed into the city.
Grubfoot: Player! I so glad you here! You help me get into Dorgesh-city? I want talk to Chosen Commander.
Select an Option
- Chosen Commander? You mean Zanik?
  - Player: Chosen Commander? You mean Zanik?
  - Grubfoot: Yea, that her. I have dream about her, remember, before you come to Goblin Village. She Chosen Commander who lead all goblins to new age.
  - Grubfoot: Generals still not sure, but Grubfoot sure. She Chosen Commander!
  - (Shows the other options.)
- Mistag, why won't you let Grubfoot into the city?
  - Player: Mistag, why won't you let Grubfoot into the city?
  - Mistag: Our laws don't allow surface goblins to enter.
  - Mistag: The council made an agreement to let humans from the surface into the city, but there was no such agreement about goblins.
  - Mistag: The council wants to extend a hand of friendship to surface goblins, but we have heard that they are a very warlike people. Most of the Dorgeshuun think that letting them into the city now would be going too far.
  - Select an option
    - Grubfoot is a very puny goblin. He's no threat at all!
      - Player: Grubfoot is a very puny goblin. He's no threat at all!
      - Grubfoot: Yes, that right.
      - Grubfoot: Wait...you just insult me?
      - Mistag: Rules are rules. I'm sorry, Player.
      - (Shows the other options.)
    - So you're just going to make Grubfoot wait out here?
      - Player: So you're just going to make Grubfoot wait out here?
      - Mistag: I'm afraid I will have to.
      - (Shows the other options.)
    - I'll take responsibility for Grubfoot.
      - Player: I'll take responsibility for Grubfoot. I know he won't cause any trouble.
      - Mistag: Hmm... If you are prepared to vouch for him, then I suppose we can trust him.
      - (Quest Overview interface opens.)
        Not right now
        
        Player: I don't have time right now.
        
        Accept Quest
        
        Mistag Very well, Grubfoot. You may enter Dorgesh-Kaan, but you must stay with Player until you leave.
        
        Grubfoot: Thank you, Player! I promise I be no trouble.
        
        Player: Follow me.
        
        (If the player has a follower out:)
        Grubfoot: I follow you, but you should pick up pet thingy first.
    - You two can sort this out yourselves.
      - (Same as below.)
- You two can sort this out yourselves.
  - Player: You two can sort this out yourselves.

Picking Grubfoot up from the Dorgesh-Kaan mines

Grubfoot: Hello, Player! Will you take me into Dorgesh-city now?
Select an Option
- Follow me.
  - Player: Follow me.
  - (If the player has a follower out:)
    - Grubfoot: I follow you, but you should pick up pet thingy first.
- I don't have time right now.
  - Player: I don't have time right now.

Talking to Grubfoot while he is following the player

Grubfoot: Will you take me into Dorgesh-city now?
Select an Option
- Follow me.
  - Player: Follow me.
- I need to do something else.
  - Player: I need to do something else.
  - Grubfoot: Okay, I go back to wait in Dorgesh-mines.

If the player walks too far

Grubfoot: I want go into Dorgesh-city, not go that way. I meet you back at Dorgesh-mines.
(Shows the previous options.)

At Dorgesh-Kaan

Grubfoot: So big...so many Dorgesh-goblins...
(Shows the previous options.)

Talking to a cave goblin guard inside Dorgesh-Kaan

(A random dialogue is selected from the following:)
- (Dialogue 1:)
  - Guard: What are you doing in the city, surface goblin?
  - Grubfoot: I looking for Chosen Commander!
  - Guard: Commander of the guard?
  - Player: He means Zanik.
  - Guard: Zanik's not any kind of commander. She'd never fit into a command structure, she's too independant.^[sic]
  - Guard: Anyway, I think I saw her with Oldak earlier. You should check his workshop.
- (Dialogue 2:)
  - Guard: I'm keeping an eye on you, surface gobiln.
  - Grubfoot: I not make any trouble!
- (Dialogue 3:)
  - Guard: A surface goblin in the city? That's against the rules!
  - Player: Mistag said that Grubfoot could come in as long as he stayed with me.
  - Guard: Carry on, then. But I'm keeping an eye on you.

Talking to a cave goblin

Dialogue 1:
- Cave goblin: Eek! A goblin!
- Player: But...you're a goblin.
- Cave goblin: Yes, but a goblin from the surface.
- Grubfoot: I not mean any harm. Just here to see Chosen Commander.
- Cave goblin: Chosen Commander?
- Player: He means Zanik.
- Cave goblin: Zanik? I should hope that fool isn't in command of anything!
Dialogue 2:
- Cave goblin: Hello?
- Grubfoot: Where is Chosen Commander?
- Cave goblin: Who?
- Player: He means Zanik.
- Grubfoot: Yes. Zanik is Chosen Commander.
- Cave goblin: Oh? Chosen by whom?
- Grubfoot: Big High War God! He choose Zanik to lead all goblins into new age!
- Cave goblin: The war god? Oh no!
- Player: It's okay! Zanik isn't in league with any war god.
- Player: Grubfoot, you probably shouldn't mention the Big High War God down here. He's not exactly popular with the Dorgeshuun.
Dialogue 3:
- Cave goblin: What happened to your eyes?
- Grubfoot: Nothing wrong with my eyes.
- Player: Grubfoot is a goblin from the surface. They all have eyes that size.
- Cave goblin: Oh! Welcome to the city, surface gobiln! What are you doing down here?
- Grubfoot: I looking for Chosen Commander.
- Player: He means Zanik.
- Cave goblin: Zanik? She's no commander.
- Cave goblin: I think she's in Oldak's workshop at the moment.

Talking to Ur-zek/Ur-taal/Ur-vaas/Ur-meg

[Goblin]: A surface goblin? What are you doing in the city?
Grubfoot: Miner person say I can come in.
Player: Mistag said that Grubfoot could come into the city as long as he stayed with me.
[Goblin]: That is somewhat irregular, but I suppose it is reasonable. Welcome to the city, surface goblin! What brings you to Dorgesh-Kaan?
Grubfoot: I looking for Chosen Commander.
Player: He means Zanik.
[Goblin]: Ah yes, of course. I think she has been helping Oldak with his experiments recently. You should check Oldak's workshop.

Talking to Captain Undak

Captain Undak: Surface goblin. Who let you in?
Grubfoot: I looking for Chosen Commander.
Captain Undak: I'm commander of the guard. What can I do for you?
Grubfoot: No! Chosen Commander!
Player: He means Zanik.
Grubfoot: Yes! Chosen Commander!
Captain Undak: Zanik? A commander! Ha ha ha!
Captain Undak: Zanik's a great kid - best shot with a crossbow I've seen - but she couldn't command anything.
Captain Undak: I think she's in Oldak's lab right now, messing about with runes.

Talking to Zanik without Grubfoot

Zanik: What have you discovered about that fungus ring, Oldak?
Oldak: Oh yes, the fungus ring in the caves to the south. It's very interesting.
Oldak: I ground up the sample you collected for me, and I found a powder very similar to the active ingredient in law runes.
Zanik: Oh, hello, [Player].
Player: Hello, Zanik. There's a goblin from the surface here to see you.
Zanik: Really?
Zanik: You should bring them in. I'm sure they'd like to see the city.

Grubfoot's dream

Talking to Oldak

Oldak: You must be a goblin from the surface! What are you here for, surface goblin?
Grubfoot: Want to talk to Chosen Commander.
Oldak: Ah yes, that's your name for Zanik, isn't it? Well, she's right here.

Talking to Zanik

Zanik: Hello, Player!
Player: Hello, Zanik! There's someone here to see you.
Grubfoot: Chosen Commander?
Oldak: Remarkable! You must be a goblin from the surface, correct?
Grubfoot: Yes. I am goblin.
Zanik: I recognise you. You were at Goblin Village, weren't you? You said you had that dream about me.
Grubfoot: Yes. You Chosen Commander. Other goblins not believe, but I believe.
Select an Option
- Why don't other goblins believe?
  - Player: Why don't other goblins believe?
  - Grubfoot: They say Zanik not true goblin. She cannot be Chosen Commander because she not worship Big High War God. Because she not think war good.
  - Zanik: I certainly don't!
  - Grubfoot: But does that mean she have no destiny? Perhaps her destiny to lead goblins into new age of peace.
  - Select an option
    - That's an unusual sentiment for a goblin.
      - Player: That's an unusual sentiment for a goblin.
      - Zanik: Yes. I thought all surface goblins thought war was good.
      - Grubfoot: Most do, but not me.
      - Grubfoot: I see goblins kill goblins, humans kill goblins. I think, is this really best thing in life?
      - Grubfoot: I not say that to other goblins. They kill me if they think I not like war.
      - (Shows the previous-to-previous options.)
- What is the Chosen Commander?
  - Player: What is the Chosen Commander?
  - Grubfoot: Goblin legend. Hopespear, long ago goblin, he have dream. He say some day Chosen Commander come, lead all goblins to new age. Most goblins, they think Chosen Commander lead goblins to war and fight other races. But I think maybe not. I have dreams that Zanik is Chosen Commander. Before you visit Goblin Village I dream about Zanik. And now, last night I have new dream.
  - Select an option
    - Why don't other goblins believe?
      - (Same as above.)
    - What was this new dream?
      - Player: What was this new dream?
      - Zanik: Yes, what was it?
      - (Continues below.)
- So why have you come to talk to Zanik?
  - Player: So why have you come to talk to Zanik?
  - Grubfoot: To tell Chosen Commander about new dream I have.
  - Select an option
    - Why don't other goblins believe?
      - (Same as above.)
    - What is the Chosen Commander?
      - (Same as above.)
    - What was this new dream?
      - (Continues below.)
Cutscene starts.
Grubfoot: I have dream of far-off land. It like no land I ever see, but somehow I know it.
Grubfoot: It cool and wet. Ground is soft, big plants everywhere, red water bubbling.
Grubfoot: I see goblins, many goblins. Goblins of all tribes, but they not fight. They have no weapons. They live in peace.
Grubfoot: Then I see Chosen Commander. She stand at entrance to new land. She show way in. She lead all goblins on long journey to new land.
Grubfoot: I never see land before. I see it only in dream. But somehow I know what it is. It Yu'biusk, Land of the Goblins.
Cutscene ends.
Select an option
- Yu'biusk?
  - Player: Yu'biusk?
  - Grubfoot: That goblin legend. Land of Goblins. Legend say long ago, even before war of gods, goblins come from Yu'biusk.
  - Grubfoot: Big High War God find them in Yu'biusk and take them to other lands.
  - Grubfoot: Most goblins forget legend. Think only of war. But I think, if Zanik lead us back to Yu'biusk, maybe we have peace. Maybe we be safe from people who want to kill us.
  - Select an option
    - That's an unusual sentiment for a goblin.
      - (Same as above.)
- How do you know your dream was true?
  - Player: How do you know your dream was true?
  - Oldak: Yes, how do you know?
  - Oldak: Dorgeshuun scientists and philosophers generally believe that dreams are a way for the mind to sort through memories. There is no known mechanism by which they can predict the future.
  - Grubfoot: This dream not like other dream. It so real.
  - Zanik: What do you think, Player?
  - Select an option
    - It's just a dream. It doesn't mean anything.
      - Player: It's just a dream. It doesn't mean anything.
      - Grubfoot: It's not just dream! It true! I know in heart!
      - Oldak: I'm sorry, Grubfoot, but wanting something badly doesn't make it true.
      - Zanik:Even so...if there's any chance there might be something in it, we have to investigate.
      - (Continues below.)
    - I think it must mean something.
      - Player: I think it must mean something.
      - Grubfoot: Thank you, Player. I know you believe me!
      - (Continues below.)
    - I don't know.
      - Player: I don't know.
      - Zanik: It's probably nothing, but if there's even a small chance there's something in it, we have to investigate.
      - (Continues below.)
Zanik: So where is this promised land, Grubfoot?
Grubfoot: I not know. Not know any goblin who know.
Grubfoot: But...
Zanik: But what?
Grubfoot: I should not tell! Not in front of non-goblin!
Zanik: Player is a friend. You can tell [him/her].
Grubfoot: I suppose...but you must promise to keep goblin secret.
Grubfoot: There secret place. Secret temple to Big High War God. No one know of it but goblins. Priests in secret temple, I think they know way to Yu'biusk.
Grubfoot: But before I tell you where temple is, you must make promise. Promise not to tell any other non-goblins where temple is. If humans find out, maybe they attack, kill all goblins in temple.
Zanik: I promise, Grubfoot. I won't tell anyone where the temple is.
Oldak: If that is what is required to keep your temple safe, then I promise as well.
Grubfoot: Player, you must promise as well. That very important.
Select an Option
- I promise not to tell anyone where the temple is.
  - Player: I promise not to tell anyone where the temple is.
  - Grubfoot: I trust you, Player. You save village from H.A.M. Now I tell you where temple is.
  - Grubfoot: It built long ago, on Plain of Mud. It sink into mud and now it underground in muddy caves.
  - Grubfoot: It far west of here, near place where many humans catch fish.
  - Oldak: Hmm...I believe that I know which cave system you mean. I can make teleport spheres to take you there.
  - Grubfoot: I can't go. I must get back to Goblin Village before generals miss me.
  - Oldak: Oh, that's a pity. Just a minute...
  - Oldak: Here, break this sphere on the ground. It will take you back to Goblin Village.
  - Oldak: Player, Zanik, are you ready to leave?
  - Zanik: I'm ready.
  - (Continues below.)
- I won't promise that.
  - Player: I won't promise that.
  - Zanik: I want your help with this, [Player]. If you won't promise to keep the temple secret then I won't go there.
Select an option
- I'm ready.
  - Player: I'm ready.
  - Zanik: Then let's go!
  - Zanik and the player gets teleported.
- I'm not ready.
  - Player: I'm not ready.
  - Zanik: I'll wait for you to be ready, then, [Player]. I don't want to go without you!

Talking to Zanik after not being ready

Zanik: Are you ready to go to the secret goblin temple now, [Player]?
(Same as above.)

Talking to Grubfoot before talking to Zanik

Grubfoot: Chosen Commander...
Grubfoot: You talk to her for me, [Player]! I too nervous!
- Select an option
  - Okay.
    - Player:Okay.
  - I need to do something else.
    - Player: I need to do something else.
    - Grubfoot: Okay. I go back to wait in Dorgesh-mines.
    - Grubfoot leaves.

Returning to Zanik with Grubfoot after dismissing Grubfoot after talking about the dream

Zanik: You said you had a dream, Grubfoot! You must tell me more about it.
Grubfoot: It see you leading goblins into new land. It Yu'biusk, Land of the Goblins.
Select an option
- Yu'biusk?
  - (Same as above.)
- How do you know your dream was true?
  - (Same as above.)
- What is the Chosen Commander?
  - (Same as above.)
- Why don't other goblins believe?
  - (Same as above.)

Goblin 'Guise

Talking to Zanik

Zanik: The entrance to the secret temple must be around here somewhere, Player.
Select an Option
- Follow me.
  - Player: Follow me.
- I need to do something else.
  - Player: I need to do something else.
  - Zanik: Okay. I'll wait back in Oldak's workshop.

Goblin

Halt intruder!

No humans allowed

Goblin guard [1]: Who you?
Zanik: I'm Zanik of the Dorgeshuun.
Goblin guard [2]: Dorgesh-tribe?
Goblin guard [1]: Me hear Dorgesh tribe return from below ground.
Goblin guard [2]: You want get into temple, Dorgesh-goblin?
Zanik: Yes please!
Goblin guard [1]: You goblin, you come in.
Zanik enters the temple.
Goblin guard [2]: Human! Where you think you going?
Player: But you said we could go in.
Goblin guard [1]: No, we say Dorgesh-goblin go in. You human, you go away!
Goblin guard [2]: Humans not allowed! Only goblins allowed!

Talking to the goblin guard again

Goblin guard [1]: Go away, human!
Player: Is this the entrance to the secret goblin temple?
Goblin guard [1]: No, Def'nitly not. There no secret goblin temple.
Goblin guard [2]: What? Then what we guarding then?
Goblin guard [1]: Nothing. We not guarding anything. There no secret goblin temple.
Goblin guard [2]: But...me was just down there earlier.
Goblin guard [1]: Yes, but me try to fool human. Get [him/her] to go away.
Goblin guard [2]: Oh me see. Human, you go away. We not let you in to secret temple that not down these stairs.
Goblin guard [1]: Idiot.

Oldak's solution

Oldak: Hello, [Player]. What did you find in the secret goblin temple?
Select an opton
- They wouldn't let me into the temple.
  - Player: They wouldn't let me into the temple. They let Zanik in, but not me.
  - Oldak: Hmm... that is an interesting problem. But I think there is a way to get you in.
  - Player: How can I get into the temple without being a goblin?
  - Oldak: Perhaps you can't.
  - Player: What? But you said you had a way.
  - Oldak: Yes, I think you can get into the temple, but not without being a goblin.
  - Oldak: I have been in correspondence with some of the wizards who live on the surface. One of them might be able to help you. She... or he... calls him or herself the Makeover Mage.
  - Oldak: You should go and talk to him, or possibly her.
- Can you teleport me to the temple again?
  - Player: Can you teleport me to the temple again?
  - Oldak: I can, but I can't afford to keep doing it for free. If you give me two law runes and a piece of molten glass I'll make a sphere to take you there.
    - Player: Okay.
      - Player: I'll have to go get the law runes and molten glass, though. (when you don't have the items)
    - Player: Never mind, I'll walk.
- Can I buy a teleport sphere, please?
  - Where do you want a sphere to?
    - Dorgesh-Kaan.
    - Goblin Village.

Talking to Oldak before talking to the Makeover Mage

Oldak: Hello, Player. Did you talk to the Makeover Mage?
Select an Option
- Not yet.
  - Player: Not yet.
  - Oldak: I think she would be able to help you. Or, possibly, he would.
- Can you teleport me to the template again?
- Can I buy a teleport sphere, please?

Talking to the Makeover Mage

Makeover Mage: Hello there! I am known as the Makeover Mage! I have spent many years researching magicks that can change your physical appearance.
Makeover Mage: I call it a 'makeover'. Would you like me to perform my magicks on you?
Choose an option:
- Tell me more about this 'makeover'.
- Sure, do it.
- No, thanks.
- [More...]
- Select an option
  - Can you turn me into a goblin?
    - (Continues below.)
  - Cool amulet! Can I have one?
  - Can you make me a different colour?
  - [More...]
Player: Can you turn me into a goblin?
Makeover Mage: Into a goblin? What do you want to turn into a goblin for?
Select an Option
- I need to slip past some goblin guards.
  - Player: I need to slip past some goblin guards.
  - Makeover Mage: Really? What are they guarding?
  - Select an option
    - I promised not to tell anyone.
      - Player: I promised not to tell anyone.
      - Makeover Mage: Okay, okay, sorry I asked.
      - Select an option
        (Same as below.)
    - I just like goblins.
      - Player: I just like goblins.
      - Makeover Mage: What a strange thing to want to turn into.
      - Select an option
        I need to slip past some goblin guards.
        
        (Same as above.)
        
        Can you turn me into a goblin or not?
        
        Player: Can you turn me into a goblin or not?
        
        (Continues below.)
        
        Actually, I don't want to be a goblin.
        
        (Dialogue ends.)
    - Can you turn me into a goblin or not?
      - (Continues below.)
    - Actually, I don't want to be a goblin.
      - (Dialogue ends.)
- I just like goblins.
  - (Same as above.)
- Actually, I don't want to be a goblin.
  - (Dialogue ends.)
Makeover Mage: I think I know how, but I've never deliberately transmogrified someone into another species before. It's a very risky procedure and I don't want to be held responsible if it goes wrong.
Makeover Mage: I'll tell you the recipe so you can make the potion yourself. You'll need some pharmakos berries; they are the special ingredient I use to transmogrify people. Make a potion with them and toadflax, like this...
The Makeover Mage gives you a bunch of strange red berries and explains how to mix a goblin transmogrification potion.
Makeover Mage: Now, when you've made the potion, remember that the transmogrification is very delicate.
Makeover Mage: It will reverse itself if you are in direct sunlight or if you perform a strenuous activity like fighting. It will also reverse itself if you try to wear anything that goblins don't normally wear.
Makeover Mage: You should only drink it in the area you're going to need it, so you don't waste it.

Talking to Makeover Mage again

Makeover Mage: Hello there! I am known as the Makeover Mage! I have spent many years researching magicks that can change your physical appearance.
Makeover Mage: I call it a 'makeover'. Would you like me to perform my magicks on you?
Select an option
- Tell me more about this 'makeover'.
- Sure, do it.
- No, thanks.
- [More...]
- Select an option
  - Can you give me some more pharmakos berries?
    - (Continues below.)
  - Cool amulet! Can I have one?
  - Can you make me a different colour?
  - [More...]
Player: Can you give me some more pharmakos berries?
(If player has pharmakos berries in inventory:)
- Makeover Mage: I think you already have some, so you just need to get some toadflax and make the potion.
(If player does not have pharmakos berries in inventory:)
- Makeover Mage: Of course. You just need to combine them with toadflax in a vial and you'll have a potion to transform you into a goblin.
- Makeover Mage: But they are hard for me to get, so please don't waste the potion.
- Makeover Mage: Remember, it will reverse itself if you are in direct sunlight or if you perform a strenuous activity like fighting. Now, here are the berries.
- The Makeover Mage gives you bunch^[sic] of strange red berries.

Talking to Oldak after talking with the Makeover Mage

Oldak: Hello, [Player]. Did you talk to the Makeover Mage?
Select an option
- Yes. She told me how to make a goblin transmogrification potion.
  - Player: Yes. She told me how to make a goblin transmogrification potion.
  - Oldak: Excellent! You should use it to get into the secret goblin temple.
- Yes. He told me how to make a goblin transmogrification potion.
  - Player: Yes. He told me how to make a goblin transmogrification potion.
  - Oldak: Excellent! You should use it to get into the secret goblin temple.
- Can you teleport me to the temple again?
- Can I buy a teleport sphere, please?

A second attempt

You drink some goblin transmogrification potion. You have 2 doses of goblin transmogrification potion left.

Attempting to enter the temple

Goblin guard [2]: What you want?
Select an option
- Me want get into temple.
  - Player: Me want get into temple.
  - Goblin guard [2]: What your name, goblin?
  - Goblin guard [1]: No wait, I guess.
  - Goblin guard [1]: Is it [Goblin Name]?
  - Select an option
    - Yes, I'm [Goblin Name].
  - Player: Yes, I'm [Goblin Name].
  - Goblin guard [1]: Ha ha! Me knew me guess right!
  - Goblin guard [2]: You go into temple now, [Goblin name].
  - Player: Thank you.
    - Guess again.
      - Player: Guess again.
    - Actually I don't want to go into the temple.
      - Player: Actually I don't want to go into the temple.
      - Goblin Guard [1]: You go away then.
- I'd like to get into the temple please.
  - Player: I'd like to get into the temple please.
  - (Same as above.)
- Nothing. Never mind.
  - Player: Nothing. Never mind.
  - Goblin Guard [2]: You go away then.

Goblin Temple

Goblin Preacher

Goblin Preacher: You goblins listen!
Goblin Preacher: This is what Big High War God say:
Goblin Preacher: Slay enemies of Big High War God!
Goblin Preacher: Enemies must die!
Goblin Preacher: 0Not to run from battle!
Goblin Preacher: Cowards must die!
Goblin Preacher: Not to show mercy!
Goblin Preacher: Merciful must die!
Goblin Preacher: Not to doubt Big High War God!
Goblin Preacher: Doubters must die!
Goblin Preacher: Not to make own plans!
Goblin Preacher: Thinkers must die!
Goblin Preacher: In beginning, goblins weak.
Goblin Preacher: Big High War God make us strong!
Goblin Preacher: In beginning, goblins have no commander.
Goblin Preacher: Big High War God send commander!
Goblin Preacher: In time of great war...
Goblin Preacher: He send commander to lead us.
Goblin Preacher: Now we have no commander.
Goblin Preacher: But some day he send new commander!
Goblin Preacher: New commander lead goblins to victory!
Goblin Preacher: Goblins conquer all of world!
Goblin Preacher: Then Big High War God return!

Goblin inhabitants

(A random dialogue is selected from the following:)

Dialogue 1:
- Goblin: Me hear there ghost in temple crypt! No one see it, but sometimes they hear it. 'Wooo... woooo...' it say.
- Select an option
  - Who ya gonna call?
    - Player: Who ya gonna call?
    - Goblin: Big High War God!
  - I ain't afraid of no ghost!
    - Player: I ain't afraid of no ghost!
    - Goblin: Me not 'fraid of no ghost neither! Ha ha ha! Me strong warrior of Big High War God, not 'fraid of nothing!
  - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
    - Player: Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
    - Goblin: Me not know about Yu'biusk. You should ask high priest. He know lots about stuff.
Dialogue 2:
- Goblin: Me mighty warrior of Big High War God! Me find farmer working in field and me attack! He so scared he run off! Then me trample on crops! This deeds of great warrior of Big High War God!
- Select an option
  - Well done.
    - Player: Well done.
    - Goblin: Big High War God smile on me!
  - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
    - (Same as above.)
Dialogue 3:
- Goblin: Me hear Dorgesh-tribe come back from under ground. Maybe now all tribes united, prophecy will come true! Chosen Commander come, lead all tribes to victory over world!
- Select an option
  - Can you tell me about the prophecy?
    - Player: Can you tell me about the prophecy?
    - Goblin: Me not know about prophecy. You should ask high priest. He know lots about things.
  - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
    - (Same as above.)
Dialogue 4:
- Goblin: Shh! Not to talk in temple!
- Select an option
  - Sorry.
    - Player: Sorry.
    - Goblin: Shhh!
  - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
    - (Same as above.)
Dialogue 5:
- Goblin: Praise Big High War God!
- Select an option
  - Praise Big High War God!
    - Player: Praise Big High War God!
  - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
    - (Same as above.)
Dialogue 6:
- Goblin: Me glad me finally get to secret goblin temple! Me walk long way to get here, always in danger of humans.
- Goblin: But now me here, me safe! There no humans here!
- Select an option
  - No, of course not.
    - Player: No, of course not. No humans at all.
  - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
    - (Same as above.)
Dialogue 7:
- Goblin: Me hate humans! When me leave temple, me go and kill many humans!
- Select an option
  - Why do you hate humans?
    - Player: Why do you hate humans?
    - Goblin: Humans kill my brother! We trying to attack humans, but they kill brother with swords!
    - Player: Why were you attacking them?
    - Goblin: Because they kill my uncle! Uncle go to raid human farm, but human kill him with spiky fork!
    - Player: Why was he raiding the farm?
    - Goblin: Because humans kill his friend. Me think. Me can't remember. But it must have been good reason!
  - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
    - (Same as above.)

Guard

Guard: You go away! Only [Horogothgar/Saragorgak/Yurkolgokh/Huzamogaarb/Ekeleshuun/Narogoshuun] tribe come in here!

The High Priest's test

(A random dialogue is selected from the following:)

Greeting 1:
- High Priest: May the Big High War God fill your eyes with hate for his enemies!
Greeting 1:
- High Priest: May the Big High War God fill your soul with the glory of war!
Greeting 1:
- High Priest: May the Big High War God fill your arms with strength to do his bidding!
Greeting 1:
- High Priest: May the Big High War God fill your heart with courage to die for him!
Greeting 1:
- High Priest: May the Big High War God clear your mind of all thoughts!
Select an option
- Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
  - (Continues below.)
- Where is Zanik?
  - Player: Where is Zanik?
  - High Priest: Zanik? Who is Zanik?
  - Select an option
    - She's a Dorgeshuun goblin.
      - Player: She's a Dorgeshuun goblin.
      - High Priest: Yes, there was goblin who say she Dorgesh-goblin. She have big eyes and she speak in strange accent. She ask about Yu'biusk, but she not pass test.
      - High Priest: She not just not know answers, lots of goblins not know. She start shouting crazy ideas, about how war is bad and we not need gods.
      - High Priest:Huzamogaarb guards, guards in black armour, they grab her, they put her in prison in Huzamogaarb enclave.
    - She's the Chosen Commander.
      - Player: She's the Chosen Commander.
      - High Priest: Chosen Commander? You have history mixed up. Chosen Commander come in future, not now. When Chosen Commander come, I know, and I not see any Chosen Commander today.
- Never mind.
  - Player: Never mind.
Player: Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
High Priest: That knowledge not for ordinary goblin. Only those who understand ways of Big High War God may learn secret.
Select an option
- I understand the ways of the Big High War God.
  - Player: I understand the ways of the Big High War God.
  - (Continues below.)
- It's not for me, then.
  - Player: It's not for me, then.
  - High Priest: That good. True goblin not want to understand. Fight and die for glory of Big High War God. Never ask question or have thought.
High Priest: Do you? You must prove it to me. Pass test.
Select an option
- I'm ready for the test.
  - (Continues below.)
- I'm not ready for the test.
  - Player: I'm not ready for the test.
Player: I'm ready for the test.
High Priest: Then I begin test.
High Priest: True or false: those who do not believe in Big High War God, whether they goblins or other races, must die.
Select an option
- True.
  - Player: True.
  - High Priest: Oh? Why?
  - Select an option
    - The Big High War God commands it.
      - Player: The Big High War God commands it.
      - High Priest: That right! It in commandments.
      - High Priest: 'Not to doubt Big High War God! Doubters must die!' This mean we slay goblins who not believe.
      - High Priest: 'Always to slay enemies of Big High War God! Enemies must die!' This mean we slay other races who not believe.
      - (Continues below.)
    - Otherwise they would lead us astray.
      - Player: Otherwise they would lead us astray.
      - High Priest: That wrong! No true goblin be led astray by those who not believe. If goblin led astray, that goblin deserve to die!
      - High Priest: I think you weak in faith, if you think you be led astray. You go now, think on this, be stronger in faith.
    - I don't know.
      - Player: I don't know.
      - High Priest: That good. Goblins not meant to know ways of Big High War God. Now go, fight and die for his glory and never think again.
- False.
  - Player: False.
  - High Priest: Oh? Why not?
  - Select an option
    - The Big High War God commands it.
      - Player: The Big High War God commands it.
      - High Priest: Big High War God command we NOT kill enemies?
      - High Priest: You not understand Big High War God at all! You like filthy, stinking cave goblin! Go away and think on how stupid you are!
    - Goblins should not fight against goblins.
      - Player: Goblins should not fight against goblin.
      - High Priest: It true that prophet Hopespear tell us goblin should not fight against goblin. But Big High War God, He command that those who not believe must die.
      - High Priest: To little mind, weak mind, this seems to contradict. But only if you not have faith. In Big High War God there no contradiction.
    - We should try to convert them instead.
      - Player: We should try to convert them instead.
      - High Priest: Convert them?
      - High Priest: You stupid goblin! You not even know name of god. He Big High WAR God! We kill enemies, not convert!
    - I don't know.
      - (Same as above.)
- I don't know
  - (Same as above.)
High Priest: Second question. True or false: Big High War God chose goblins to be his race because goblins mighty warriors.
Select an option
- True.
  - Player: True.
  - High Priest: Really? Then how we come to be mighty warriors, before Big High War God find us?
  - Select an option
    - We taught ourselves to be mighty!
      - Player: We taught ourselves to be mighty!
      - High Priest: Fool! Heretic! You guilty of sin of pride! Goblins teach selves nothing. All good we have come from Big High War God!
    - Some other god made us mighty.
      - Player: Some other god made us mighty.
      - High Priest: You confused. Yes, in time of great wars, some goblins serve other gods. But no one make us mighty but Big High War God.
      - High Priest: Look around at how mighty we are! How we proud of war, how we never flinch from battle or pain or death, how we never surrender of show mercy or pity!
      - High Priest: How could any other god but Big High War God do this?
    - We are naturally mighty warriors.
      - Player: We are naturally mighty warriors.
      - High Priest: Naturally? Ha ha ha!
      - High Priest: Let me tell you what goblins are naturally! We tiny, we weak, we cowardly, we love peace and not war!
      - High Priest: All that is good, that is strong, that is powerful, we get from Big High War God! Go away and remember this.
    - I don't know.
      - (Same as above.)
- False.
  - Player: False.
  - High Priest: Oh? Why you say that?
  - Select an option
    - He chose us for some other quality.
      - Player: He chose us for some other quality.
      - High Priest: What other quality important, except that we great warriors?
      - High Priest: Get away, silly goblin! Too much drink muddle brain, give you strange thoughts!
    - Goblins were not mighty warriors before he chose us.
      - Player: Goblins were not mighty warriors before he chose us.
      - High Priest: That good! Goblins mighty warriors now, but that only because Big High War God make us so! Without Big High War God we nothing! Remember that.
      - (Continues below.)
    - Goblins are not mighty warriors.
      - Player: Goblins are not mighty warriors.
      - High Priest: How dare you? You insult goblin race in holy temple! We mighty warriors becasue we worship Big High War God!
      - High Priest: Goblins like you, who say we not strong, you are thing that make us weak! Never doubt, never question, never think! That way of Big High War God.
    - I don't know.
      - (Same as above.)
- I don't know.
  - (Same as above.)

High Priest: Third question. True or false: goblin leaders should be good at planning in order to win battles.
Select an option
- True.
  - Player: True.
  - High Priest: Oh? Why you say that?
  - Select an option
    - Big High War God rewards victory.
      - Player: Big High War God rewards victory.
      - High Priest: Even victory that comes through clever dirty tricks? Even victory that comes through breaking Big High War God's commandments?
      - High Priest: No. Not all victory honour Big High War God.
    - Big High War God teaches us to think for ourselves.
      - Player: Big High War God teaches us to think for ourselves.
      - High Priest: What? Where you hear that?
      - High Priest: You think for yourself, you maybe think stupid, dangerous thoughts. You maybe think war not good, or Big High War God not best god.
      - High Priest: No. Do not think for self. Think only thoughts of Big High War God. His thoughts perfect, so if you think different thoughts, those thoughts bad.
      - High Priest: That why Big High War God command, 'Not to make own plans. Thinkers must die.'
    - Planning is part of war and all parts of war are good.
      - Player: Planning is part of war and all parts of war are good.
      - High Priest: You confused. It true all parts of war are good, but not all parts of war are for goblins.
      - High Priest: Big High War God not make us commanders. He make us solders, and send commanders to lead us. They make plans for us. We not have commander now, but still we must not make own plans.
    - I don't know.
      - (Same as above.)
- False.
  - Player: False.
  - High Priest: Why not?
  - Select an option
    - That's one of the commandments.
      - Player: That's one of the commandments.
      - High Priest: That right. 'Not to make own plans. Thinkers must die.'
      - (Continues below.)
    - The Big High War God controls the outcome of the battle.
      - Player: The Big High War God controls the outcome of the battle.
      - High Priest: That true. But it true whether goblin leaders make plans or not. So it not answer question.
    - Goblins are stupid and would make poor plans.
      - Player: Goblins are stupid and would make poor plans.
      - High Priest: You call me stupid? Big High War God make goblins perfect! Big High War God tell us not make plans, but if we make plans, they be best plans ever!
    - I don't know.
      - (Same as above.)
- I don't know.
  - (Same as above.)
High Priest: Last question. Prophecy say some day Big High War God send Chosen Commander. What Chosen Commander do?
Select an option
- Lead all goblins to the promised land of Yu'biusk.
  - Player: Lead all goblins to the promised land of Yu'biusk.
  - High Priest: Yu'biusk? You have story wrong way round!
  - High Priest: Yu'biusk land all goblins come from. But there no prophecy we go back there.
- Lead goblins to victory over the whole world.
  - Player: Lead goblins to victory over the whole world.
  - High Priest: That right! And war will end in victory and victory last forever!
  - High Priest: You have passed test. Now I answer questions.
  - (Continues below.)
- Destroy the world.
  - Player: Destroy the world.
  - High Priest: Destroy world? Why Big High War God want to do that? Then there be no goblins to fight for him!
- Make goblins fight one another.
  - Player: Make goblins fight one another.
  - High Priest: Ha ha ha! Big High War God not need send commander to do that! Only reason goblins not fight more is prophet Hopespear say not.
- I don't know.
  - (Same as above.)

Talking to High Priest after not being ready for the test

(A random dialogue is selected from the following:)
- (Same as above.)
Select an option
- Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
  - above}
- Where is Zanik?
  - (Same as above.)
- Never mind.
  - (Same as above.)
- I'm ready for the test.
- (Continues below.)

Gathering info

(A random dialogue is selected from the following:)
- (Same as above.)
Select an option
- Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
  - Player: Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
  - High Priest: Yu'biusk is goblin legend. Very old legend, from before this temple built, from before Hopespear the prophet. Even before great war.
  - High Priest: Legend say that goblins come from land of Yu'biusk. Big High War God find goblins in Yu'biusk and bring them to other lands to train them as warriors.
  - Select an option
    - Will goblins ever return to Yu'biusk?
      - Player: Will goblins ever return to Yu'biusk?
      - High Priest: Why we want to return to Yu'biusk? In Yu'biusk we weak. Big High War God take us from Yu'biusk and make us strong.
      - Select an option
        (Continues below.)
    - Where is Yu'biusk?
      - Player: Where is Yu'biusk?
      - High Priest: Me not know. Me think Snothead know though.
      - Player: Where can I find him?
      - High Priest: He is in temple crypt. He dead!
      - Player: Oh well.
      - High Priest: Maybe me ask him next time me see him.
      - Player: What? But you said he was dead!
      - High Priest: Ha ha! You not know. Since you pass test, me tell you.
      - High Priest: When goblin high priest die, they buried in crypt in special magic way. This mean next high priest can ask them questions, even though they dead. I just say name of priest over grave, and he appear and answer questions.
      - Select an option
        Will goblins ever return to Yu'biusk?
        
        Can I talk to the old high priest?
        
        Player: Can I talk to the old high priest?
        
        High Priest: No. Only high priest allowed into crypt.
        
        High Priest: You not get into crypt. Door locked by six keys, kept by six tribal priests.
        
        High Priest: Priests only give keys to me. They not give them to normal goblin like you.
        
        (Shows the initial options.)
      - What is the Big High War God's true name?
        
        (Same as below.)
      - Why are there only six tribes in the temple?
        
        (Same as below.)
    - What is the Big High War God's true name?
      - (Same as below.)
    - Why are there only six tribes in the temple?
      - (Same as below.)
    - Never mind.
      - nvm
- Where is Zanik?
  - (Same as above.)
- What is the Big High War God's true name?
  - Player: What is the Big High War God's true name?
  - High Priest: You ask many questions. Big High War God's true name not for normal goblin minds.
  - High Priest: But since you pass test, I tell you. His true name Bandos.
  - High Priest: That name that ogres call him, that orks call him. That name that goblin priests call him on holy days. But normal goblins, you must show respect. You only call him Big High War God.
  - Select an option
    - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
      - (Same as above.)
    - Why are there only six tribes in the temple?
      - (Same as below.)
    - You do know Bandos is dead, right?
      - Player: You do know Bandos is dead, right?
      - High Priest: What you talking about? Bandos not dead. Nothing can kill Big High War God.
      - Player: He fought Armadyl on Gielinor. Armadyl killed him, turning him into stone with a cannon powered by divine energy.
      - High Priest: I heard of Armadyl. Big Chicken God. Fought against Bandos in God Wars. He weak, he let Saradomin push him round. No way he kill Bandos. You wrong.
      - Player: But you can go and see what's left of him! His head's there near the G... near our village!
      - High Priest: No! You lying, or you crazy, and when Bandos hear you talking like that he kill you either way. Now stop it.
      - (Shows the initial options.)
    - Never mind.
      - (Same as below.)
- Why are there only six tribes in the temple?
  - Player: Why are there only six tribes in the temple? What happened to the other tribes?
  - High Priest: Goblin tribes are thing of past. Long ago, all goblins divided into twelve tribes. Dorgeshuun tribe rebel, Big High War God punish them, then there eleven tribes.
  - High Priest: No other tribes disappear like Dorgeshuun, but over ages, tribes all merge. Now most goblins, they not know what tribe they come from.
  - High Priest: Sometimes goblins remember. General Wartface and General Bentnoze, they know they come from different tribes. But most goblins in Goblin Village, they not know what tribes they come from.
  - High Priest: Sometimes, goblins who know what tribe they come from, they come here and make tribal room. They colour armour different colours to show what tribe they in. But not all tribes here.
  - Select an option
    - How can I get into the tribal rooms?
      - Player: How can I get into the tribal rooms?
      - High Priest: No one really know what goblin from what tribe. So when goblin want to be part of tribe, they dye armour in special tribe colour.
      - Select an option
        Where can I get dye?
        
        Player: Where can I get dye?
        
        High Priest: Me not sure. Me not need dye, me go into any room me like because me high priest.
        
        High Priest: Me hear other goblins say they go to witch-lady in Draynor to get dye. Me hope they beat up witch-lady and take dye! That way of Big High War God!
        
        Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
      - (Same as above.)
        What is the Big High War God's true name?
      - (Same as above.)
        Never mind.
    - Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?
      - (Same as above.)
    - What is the Big High War God's true name?
      - (Same as above.)
- Never mind.
  - Player: Never mind.

A Dye-namic wardrobe

Aggie: What can I help you with?
Select an option:^[sic]
- Hey, you're a witch aren't you?
- So what is actually in that cauldron?
- about Vampire Slayer
- What's new in Draynor Village?
- More...
- Select an option
  - What could you make for me?
    - Player: What could you make for me?
    - Aggie: I mostly just make what I find pretty. I sometimes make dye for the women's clothes to brighten the place up. I can make red, yellow and blue dyes. If you'd like some, just bring me the appropriate ingredients.
    - (Continues below.)
  - Can you make dyes for me please?
    - Aggie: What sort of dye would you like? Red, yellow or blue?
    - (Continues below.)
  - More...
  - (Shows the initial options.)
Select an option
- What do you need to make red dye?
- What do you need to make yellow dye?
- What do you need to make blue dye?
- Can you make black or white dye?
  - Player: Can you make black or white dye?
  - Aggie: Black dye can be made by grinding up black mushrooms. That's dead easy. The mushrooms grow in some old caves and ruins, and you can grind them up yourself with a pestle and mortar.
  - Aggie: But white dye? There's no such thing!
  - Player: Then how can you colour your clothes white?
  - Aggie: Usually you can't. But with poorly-made clothes, like goblin armour, it's possible to remove the dye.
  - Aggie: Even then, its' a very tricky process and involves a special ingredient found in the gut of the Hemenster whitefish. It requires specific bait to catch: slimy eels.
  - Aggie: If you bring me a Hemenster whitefish and some goblin mail, I can try to do it for you. I'll charge five coins for it.
  - Select an option
    - Okay remove the dye from this goblin mail please.
      - Player: Okay remove the dye from this goblin mail please.
      - (If player does not have Hemenster whitefish:)
        Aggie: You'll need to go and get a Hemenster whitefish first.
        
        Player: Yeah, I was just about to do that.
      - (If player does not have goblin mail:)
        Aggie: What goblin mail?
        
        Player:Oh, right. I'll go and get some.
      - (If player dopes not have enough coins:)
        Aggie: That'll be five coins please.
      - You can not afford that.
        Player: I don't have that much money on me.
      - (If player has Hemenster whitefish, goblin mail, and enough coins:)
        You hand the goblin mail, whitefish and payment to Aggie. Aggie produced a white goblin mail and hands it to you.

Talking to Aggie again

(Same as above.)
Select an option
- What do you need to make red dye?
- What do you need to make yellow dye?
- What do you need to make blue dye?
- What do you need to remove dye from goblin mail?
  - What do you need to remove dye from goblin mail?
  - Aggie: I'll need a special ingredient found in the fut of the Hemenster whitefish. Just bring me the whitefish, five coins, and some goblin mail, and I'll see what I can do.
  - Select an option
    - Okay remove the dye from this goblin mail please.
      - (Same as above.)
    - I don't think I have all the ingredients yet.
      - Player: I don't think I have all the ingredients yet.
      - Aggie: You know what you need to get, now come back when you have them. Goodbye for now.
    - I can do without dye at that price.
      - Player: I can do without dye at that price.
      - Aggie: That's your choice, but I would think you have killed for less. I can see it in your eyes.
    - Where can I get the whitefish?
      - Player: Where can I get the whitefish?
      - Aggie: From Hemenster, of course. It's only found in the Fishing spots where the Fishing Contest takes place.
      - Aggie: To catch it, you need to use another fish as bait: slimy eels. I think you can find them in Morytania and Lumbridge Swamp Dungeon.
      - Aggie: When you've done all that, bring the whitefish to me and I'll see what I can do.
    - What other colours can you make?
      - Player: What other colours can you make?
      - Aggie: Red, yellow and blue. Which one would you like?
      - (Shows the initial options.)
- No thanks, I am happy the colour I am.
  - Player: No thanks, I am happy the colour I am.
  - Aggie: You are easily pleased with yourself then. When you need dyes, come to me.

Hemenster

Morris: Competition pass please.
Select an option
- I don't have one of them.
- What do I need that for?
- I need to catch a Hemenster whitefish.
- Player: I need to catch a Hemenster whitefish.
  - Morris: The whitefish, eh? Okay, since you've won the competition before then I'll let you in.

Fishing

You catch a Hemenster whitefish.
(If player has run out of slimy eels:)
You have run out of slimy eels.

Fluid loyalty

Entering a room in the temple with the correct armour

Guard: Pass, [brother/sister]!

Priests

Horogothgar

Priest: Let me tell you story about Hopespear, [brother/sister]! He prophet of Big High War God! He very holy goblin!
Priest: When Hopespear old, he walking near Goblin Village, and little goblin children came out of village and make fun of Big High War God. They say they not believe.
Priest: Hopespear look at them, and curse them in name of Big High War God. Then lightning come out of sky and burn children up!

Saragorgak

Priest: May Big High War God give you faith.
Priest: Before you enter battle, clear mind of thought. Do not think about what you will do or what may happen.
Priest: When battle start, Big High War God guide your arm and fill your heart with courage.
Priest: Have faith in Big High War God. He rule all war, so whatever happen in war, it his will.

Yurkolgokh

Priest: Goblins great nation in time of great war, [brother/sister]! Whole goblin tribes go to war, fight as one army. Goblins line up behind great commander in lines so long you not see both ends.
Priest: Then goblins meet other armies on field of battle! Sword clash on shield, arrows fly through air! There more goblins than enemy can count, and every goblin a great warrior!

Huzamogaarb

Priest: Let me tell you story of Dorgesh-tribe, [brother/sister]!
Priest: Dorgesh-tribe weak and puny and stupid. They think their own lives more important than doing will of Big High War God. That why they run away. They not true goblins!
Priest: Big High War God banish them because he strong and they weak. Now they come back, I think he will banish them again! Banish them to deepest pits of fire under earth where they suffer forever!

Ekeleshuun

Priest: Remember! Goblins are mighty army! Big High War God himself train us in time of war!
Priest: Big High War God not choose us because we many, or because we strong. We nothing before he choose us! But he take us from Yu'biusk with mighty hand and make us strong!

Narogoshuun

Priest: Soon, [brother/sister]! Big High War God send Chosen Commander!
Priest: Chosen Commander lead goblins into war as one army, and we conquer all armies of whole world! Then Big High War God himself return and sit on throne of bronze and r ule over all!

Pickpocketing a priest

You steal a strange key from the priest's pocket.

Removing goblin mail while in room

You are thrown out of the [Horogothgar/Saragorgak/Yurkolgokh/Huzamogaarb/Ekeleshuun/Narogoshuun] enclave.

Exiting a room

Guard: Praise Big High War God!

Speaking to the imprisoned Zanik

Zanik: What do you want now?
Player: Zanik! It's me, [Player]!
Zanik: [Player]?
Player: I turned myself into a goblin so I could get in here!
Zanik: Oh! Thank you, [Player]! I knew you'd come to rescue me!
Select an option
- Why did you get put in prison?
  - Player: Why did you get put in prison?
  - Zanik: I said the wrong things to the high priest.
  - Zanik: The high priest said he would answer my questions if I passed a test about goblin religion.
  - Zanik: But I didn't know how to answer! I don't know anything about goblin religion!
  - Zanik: They were already suspicious of me because I was a cave goblin rather than a surface goblin. So when I couldn't answer, they locked me up in here.
  - Select an option
    - (Shows the initial options.)
- Have you learned anything about Yu'biusk?
  - Player: Have you learned anything about Yu'biusk?
  - Zanik: I'm sure the high priest knows something. He said he would tell me if I passed his test. But I failed, so I'm in here.
  - (Shows the initial options.)
- How can I rescue you?
  - Player: How can I rescue you?
  - Zanik: I just need a Moving-Over-Distance Sphere. The goblins confiscated mine when they put me in here.
  - Zanik: They didn't know what it was, and they were frightened that it might explode if they broke it. So they put it away in one of the crates around here.
  - (Shows the initial options.)
- Sit tight. I'll be back soon.
  - Player: Sit tight. I'll be back soon.

(If player has teleport sphere)
Select an option
- I have a teleport sphere here.
  - Player: I have a teleport sphere here.
  - Zanik: Oh, thank you, [Player]!
  - Zanik: I shouldn't try coming back in here, so it's all up to you now to find the way to Yu'biusk!
  - Zanik teleports out.
- (Shows the initial options.)

Speaking to the imprisoned Zanik again

Zanik: [Player]! You've got to get me out of here!
(Shows the initial options.)

Searching the nearby crate

You find Oldak's Marvellous Moving-Over-Distance Sphere.

Opening the door to the crypt

The centre of the door recesses inwards, rotates, and the door begins retracting upwards.
The door opens.
(If player has not spoken to Zanik prior:)
You should find Zanik before you explore beyond that door.

The goblin priests

Say-name at a grave

Player: [Snothead/Snailfeet/Mosschin/Redeyes/Strongbones]!
An undead goblin priest rises from the grave...
The named priest rises from the ground in front of the grave.
(If player selects the wrong name)
Player: [Snothead/Snailfeet/Mosschin/Redeyes/Strongbones]!
Nothing happens.

Defeating the undead priest

Snothead

Snothead: You beat me. What you want?
Select an option
- Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Player: Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Snothead: It long way away. Me not know where. Priest who come before me, he say that when goblins die we go to Yu'biusk. Perhaps he know where it is.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What was your predecessor's name?
  - Player: What was your predecessor's name?
  - Snothead: Snailfeet. That his name.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- Why did you attack me?
  - Player: Why did you attack me?
  - Snothead: You not goblin. Not high priest. So me attack.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What's it like being dead?
  - Player: What's it like being dead?
  - Snothead: It dark. Very dark. And cold.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
(If at least one of the previous options has been selected:)
- Goodbye.
  - Player: Goodbye.
  - Snothead: ...
  - Snothead fades away and disappears.

Snailfeet

Snailfeet: You beaten me. Ask your questions.
Select an option
- Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Player: Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Snailfeet: Far, far away. Me not know where. But priest who come before me, he say that when goblins die in battle our souls travel to Yu'biusk.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What was your predecessor's name?
  - Player: What was your predecessor's name?
  - Snailfeet: Mosschin.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- Why did you attack me?
  - Player: Why did you attack me?
  - Snailfeet: You not goblin high priest! Me only answer questions for goblin high priest!
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What's it like being dead?
  - Player: What's it like being dead?
  - Snailfeet: Why me here? Me die in battle, fighting humans! Why me not in Yu'biusk?
  - (Shows the previous options.)
(If at least one of the previous options has been selected:)
- Goodbye.
  - Player: Goodbye.
  - Snailfeet: ...
  - Snailfeet fades away and disappears.

Mosschin

Mosschin: You have defeated me, human, Ask your questions.
Select an option
- Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Player: Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Mosschin: Far, far away, on the other side of the world. Long ago, the Big High War God brought goblins from Yu'biusk. The priest who came before me said that whenever goblins die in battle and their blood spills onto the ground, Yu'biusk is close and their souls can travel there.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What was your predecessor's name?
  - Player: What was your predecessor's name?
  - Mosschin: Redeyes.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- Why did you attack me?
  - Player: Why did you attack me?
  - Mosschin: I only answer the questions of those who are worthy. I had to test you.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What's it like being dead?
  - Player: What's it like being dead?
  - Mosschin: All alone. I thought my soul would travel to Yu'biusk. But perhaps I was not worthy.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
(If at least one of the previous options has been selected:)
- Goodbye.
  - Player: Goodbye.
  - Mosshin: Goodbye, human.
  - Mosschin fades away and disappears.

Redeyes

Redeyes: You have defeated me, human. Ask your questions.
Select an option
- Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Player: Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Redeyes: Yu'biusk is far away. Beyond the icelands to the north, beyond the mountains to the west, beyond the oceans to the south and the deserts to the east.
  - Redeyes: But it is also close. Wherever goblins fight in the name of the Big High War God and their blood spill on the ground, Yu'biusk is close.
  - Redeyes: My predecessor told me that no living goblin has ever gone back to Yu'biusk. I think, if no living goblin can go there, then perhaps the dead can.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What was your predecessor's name?
  - Player: What was your predecessor's name?
  - Redeyes: Strongbones. He was a mighty priest and warrior of the Big High War God. It was he who learned the magic that allows us to be called up to speak with the living.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- Why did you attack me?
  - Player: Why did you attack me?
  - Redeyes: You are not a goblin high priest, so I had to see if you were worthy.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What's it like being dead?
  - Player: What's it like being dead?
  - Redeyes: I had thought perhaps I would go to Yu'biusk, to fight in endless battles with the Big High War God but, instead, there is only endless sleep.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
(If at least one of the previous options has been selected:)
- Goodbye.
  - Player: Goodbye.
  - Redeyes: Good luck in your quest, human.
  - Redeyes fades away and disappears.

Strongbones

Strongbones: You have proved yourself the stronger, human. Ask your questions.
Select an option
- Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Player: Where is Yu'biusk?
  - Strongbones: Yu'biusk is not a place on Gielinor. It is another plane of existence. No goblin alive today has ever been there.
  - Strongbones: It is many millennia since the Big High War God brought our ancestors from Yu'biusk, but the call to that plane is still strong in us.
  - Strongbones: If the barriers between the planes were ever to be broken, goblin blood would call out to open a portal to Yu'biusk.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What was your predecessor's name?
  - Player: What was your predecessor's name?
  - Strongbones: His name is not important. He is not buried here. Before my time, priests were cremated, and their ashes scattered to the winds. You cannot talk to him.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- Why did you attack me?
  - Player: Why did you attack me?
  - Strongbones: You are a human, not one of the children of the Big High War God. For this reason you had to prove yourself in combat before I could answer you.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
- What's it like being dead?
  - Player: What's it like being dead?
  - Strongbones: I cannot tell you. I no longer remember what it is like to be alive.
  - (Shows the previous options.)
(If at least one of the previous options has been selected:)
- Goodbye.
  - Player: Goodbye.
  - Strongbones: Goodbye, human. I am sure that the Chosen Commander will find what she is looking for when you bring her to Yu'biusk.
  - Strongbones fades away and disappears.

Exiting the crypt while not being a goblin

You are caught and thrown out of the goblin temple.

Path to Yu'biusk

Returning to the city

Talking to Oldak

Oldak: Hello, [Player]. Thank you for rescuing Zanik! She's been telling me all about the temple.

Talking to Zanik

Zanik: How are you getting on in the temple? Have you found out where Yu'biusk is?
(If player has not defeated high priests in the crypt)
- (Transcript missing. edit)
Player: I defeated all the undead high priests in the crypt, and the last one told me how to reach Yu'biusk.
Player: He said Yu'biusk was another plane of existence, but if the barriers between the planes were ever breached, goblin blood would call out to Yu'biusk and create a portal to there.
Oldak: Another plane? You mean goblins aren't native to Gielinor?
Oldak:That's remarkable. Think of the historical implications...
Player: But how could we breach the barriers between the planes?
Zanik: I know! The fungus ring in the southern caves! Didn't you say it had magical properties, Oldak?
Oldak: Yes... that sample you showed me had properties very similar to the active ingredient in 'law' runes. I believe that the fungus ring could create an effect similar to my Moving-Over-Distance Spheres.
Player: That's a fairy ring. They're part of the fairies' teleportation network.
Oldak: If it can create a Moving-Over-Distance effect then, with enough power, we should be able to break the planar barriers.
Oldak: All we need to do is activate it without any destination set, with Zanik standing next to it, and it should open a portal to Yu'biusk!
Zanik: I can't believe this! If we can reach the goblin homeland, Grubfoot and the other goblins will be able to go there and be safe!
Zanik: [Player], this is my destiny! I'm sure of it.
Oldak: We should see if this works before we tell anyone else. I think I can create an apparatus to open the fungus ring.
Oldak: Come on, Zanik. [Player], will you meet us by the fungus ring to the south of the city? You should be there to see what happens.

Through the fungus ring

Talking to Zanik

Zanik: This is incredible, [Player]! I can't believe we're really going to go to the Land of the Goblins that Grubfoot talked about!
Zanik: You should help Oldak with the machine. He wants me to stand here so that when the portal opens it'll have a goblin right next to it.

Talking to Oldak

Oldak: Ah, [Player]. The machine is nearly ready.
Oldak: When I activate the machine, it will bombard the fungus ring with magical energy. But the power will have to be distributed correctly between the three circles of fungus.
Oldak: I need to handle the activation. [Player], could you please handle the distribution of power between the rings?
Oldak: The inner ring is two zurgs wide, the next one is four zurgs, and the outer one is six zurgs wide. You will need to distribute the power in proportion to the area inside each ring.

Incorrectly distributing the power

Oldak activates the fairy ring.
Oldak: The [inner/second/outer] ring overloaded. You'll need to decrease power to that one, or increase power to one of the other two.

Correctly distributing the power

Oldak activates the fairy ring.
Zanik: Oldak! It's working!
A portal opens.

Land of the goblins

Cutscene starts.
Oldak: Something must have gone wrong. This isn't what Grubfoot described.
Zanik: No, this is the place. I can sense it.
Oldak: But it's so barren. What happened here?
Zanik: The Big High War God happened.
Zanik: [Player], how long ago did the goblins come from Yu'biusk?
Player: The high priests didn't know exactly. Thousands of years.
Zanik: That vision that Grubfoot had – it was of Yu'biusk thousands of years ago.
Zanik: This is what happens when the god of war has his way with a place for thousands of years.
Oldak: You two should explore. See if you can find any more information. I'll stay here and shout if the portal starts to close.
Cutscene ends.

Talking to Oldak again

Dialogue 1:
- Oldak: You should explore this plane. See if you can find any more information about it. I'll stay here and keep an eye on the portal.
Dialogue 2:
- Oldak: I'm not sure how long the portal will stay open, but it's holding for now. You should do your exploring quickly.

Talking to Zanik again

Zanik: There must be something around here somewhere. It can't all be dead...can it?

Exploring Yu'biusk

Oldak: Zanik! [Player]! The portal is starting to close! You don't have much longer!
Zanik: What's that? Quickly, [Player], we can look at it before the portal closes.

Examining the box

Cutscene starts.
Zanik: Help me get this open, [Player]! There's something important in here, I'm sure of it!
You and Zanik push at the strange box's lid.
Zanik: What's happening?
Zanik: [Player]!
Zanik disappears.
Oldak: The portal is closing! You've got to get back NOW!
Oldak: [Player]! What happened? Where's Zanik?
Player: I don't know! She just vanished!
Oldak: There is no time to find her. The portal will close any second.
You and Oldak leave Yu'biusk.
Player: We've got to get back there. We've got to rescue Zanik!
Oldak: There's no way to rescue her, [Player]. I'm sorry.
Oldak: When the portal closed, it was as if the fungus ring was becoming resistant to my machine. Opening the portal again now would take more power than there is in the whole of Dorgesh-Kaan.
Oldak: If you can find some other way to use the fairy rings, maybe you could look for Zanik. But even then you might not be able to find her.
Oldak: Whatever's happened to Zanik, wherever she is...she's on her own.
Cutscene ends.
QUEST COMPLETE

Transcript of Land of the Goblins

Talking to Grubfoot

Picking Grubfoot up from the Dorgesh-Kaan mines

Talking to Grubfoot while he is following the player

If the player walks too far

At Dorgesh-Kaan

Talking to a cave goblin guard inside Dorgesh-Kaan

Talking to a cave goblin

Talking to Ur-zek/Ur-taal/Ur-vaas/Ur-meg

Talking to Captain Undak

Talking to Zanik without Grubfoot

Grubfoot's dream

Talking to Oldak

Talking to Zanik

Talking to Zanik after not being ready

Talking to Grubfoot before talking to Zanik

Returning to Zanik with Grubfoot after dismissing Grubfoot after talking about the dream

Goblin 'Guise

Talking to Zanik

Goblin

No humans allowed

Talking to the goblin guard again

Oldak's solution

Talking to Oldak before talking to the Makeover Mage

Talking to the Makeover Mage

Talking to Makeover Mage again

Talking to Oldak after talking with the Makeover Mage

A second attempt

Attempting to enter the temple

Goblin Temple

Goblin Preacher

Goblin inhabitants

Guard

The High Priest's test

Talking to High Priest after not being ready for the test

Gathering info

A Dye-namic wardrobe

Talking to Aggie again

Hemenster

Fishing

Fluid loyalty

Entering a room in the temple with the correct armour

Priests

Horogothgar

Saragorgak

Yurkolgokh

Huzamogaarb

Ekeleshuun

Narogoshuun

Pickpocketing a priest

Removing goblin mail while in room

Exiting a room

Speaking to the imprisoned Zanik

Speaking to the imprisoned Zanik again

Searching the nearby crate

Opening the door to the crypt

The goblin priests

Say-name at a grave

Defeating the undead priest

Snothead

Snailfeet

Mosschin

Redeyes

Strongbones

Exiting the crypt while not being a goblin

Path to Yu'biusk

Returning to the city

Talking to Oldak

Talking to Zanik

Through the fungus ring

Talking to Zanik

Talking to Oldak

Incorrectly distributing the power

Correctly distributing the power

Land of the goblins

Talking to Oldak again

Talking to Zanik again

Exploring Yu'biusk

Examining the box

Navigation menu