"Weird" Alfred is a tortle found in the Varrock Sewers. Together with 4 other tortles he is trained by the player during the Tortle Combat miniquest to become a ninja. "Weird" Alfred is the least talkative of the 5 tortles, only speaking simple sentences and only after being given a weapon.
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- "Weird" Alfred's name is a reference to American musician and parodist "Weird Al" Yankovic, keeping in theme with the other Tortles being named for Germanic classical music composers.