Transcript of Recipe for Disaster: Freeing Pirate Pete

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This transcript involves dialogue with Cook, Aris, Mogre Guard, Murphy, Nung, and the player.

Your Nautical Neighbour[edit | edit source]

Inspecting Pete[edit | edit source]

  • Player: How would I go about protecting this nautical fellow from the curse of the culinaromancer then?
  • Fortuneteller: Hmmm... Wait a moment, my gypsy-sense is tingling...
  • Player: Erm... okay...
  • Fortuneteller: Ah yes. To immunise him from the culinaromancer's attack, you will need to feed him fishcakes.
  • Player: Fishcakes? What, like chocolate cake with fish instead of chocolate?
  • Fortuneteller: No... Like small bread crumbed fishy delicacies.
  • Player: Um... So how would I make those then?
  • Fortuneteller: I don't know. I am a gypsy, not a cook.
  • Fortuneteller: I don't suppose it occurred to you to ask the actual cook in the room right next door to us?
  • Player: Ooooh yeah... I'll be right back!

Inspecting him again

  • Player: How would I go about protecting this nautical fellow from the curse of the culinaromancer then?
  • Fortuneteller: Err... have you forgotten about the fishcakes already?
  • Player: I might have, I might not have. This time-travelling stuff just has me a little worn out ok?
  • Fortuneteller: To immunise him from the culinaromancer's attack, you will need to feed him fishcakes.
  • Player: Fishcakes? What, like chocolate cake with fish instead of chocolate?
  • Fortuneteller: No... Like small bread crumbed fishy delicacies.
  • Player: Um... So how would I make those then?
  • Fortuneteller: I don't know. I am a fortuneteller, not a cook. I don't suppose it occurred to you to ask the actual cook in the room right next door to us?
  • Player: Ooooh yeah... I'll be right back!
  • Fortuneteller: And try not to forget this time!

Seafood Special[edit | edit source]

Asking the Cook about protecting the Pirate
  • Player: I can't quite remember how I managed to save that pirate...
  • Cook: The pirate? Yes, you used fishcakes didn't you?
  • Player: I did? Er... I mean I did.
  • Player: Out of interest, could you just help me quickly with that?
  • Player: Can you tell me how to make fishcakes?
  • Cook: Fishcakes? As in with fish eggs and fish milk?
  • Player: Don't be silly, that would never work.
  • Player: Can you check to see if there is a recipe for them?
  • Cook: Of course.
  • The Chef checks one of his cookbooks.
  • Cook: Found it!
  • Cook: Apparently you need Ground Cod, Ground Kelp, Ground Giant Crab Meat and Breadcrumbs.
  • Select an option
    • Where do I get Ground Cod?
      • Player: Where do I get Ground Cod?
      • Cook: Well, if you use a pestle and mortar on a raw cod that will grind it up nicely.
    • Where do I get Ground Kelp?
      • Player: Where do I get Ground Kelp?
      • Cook: There are apparently some kelp patches off the coast near Rimmington. Murphy knows more about that.
      • Cook: As for the grinding part, all you have to do is use a pestle and mortar on it, that ought to get it sorted.
      • Cook: Murphy also used to bring in Giant Crabs occasionally. He hasn't had any of them in for a while though.
      • Cook: You had best go and have a word with him to see if he can tell you what happened.
    • Where do I get Ground Giant Crab Meat?
      • Player: Where do I get Ground Giant Crab Meat?
      • Cook: Well, Murphy used to bring in Giant Crabs occasionally. He hasn't had any of them for a while though.
      • Cook: You had best go and have a word with him to see if he can tell you what happened.
      • Cook: Oh, and there are apparently some kelp patches off the coast near Rimmington. Murphy knows about that too.
      • Cook: As for the grinding part, all you have to do is use a pestle and mortar on it, that ought to get it sorted.
    • Where do I get Breadcrumbs?
      • Player: Where do I get Breadcrumbs?
      • Cook: That's easy, all you do is use a knife to slice the bread up into tiny, tiny chunks.
    • What do I do with all of it?
      • Player: What do I do with all of it?
      • Player: What did I do with all of it?
      • Cook: I'm not entirely sure. What am I, an encyclopedia?
      • Cook: I'll have a look through my cookbook while I wait for the ingredients.
      • Player: Ok, I'll go out and get all of the stuff and bring it to you.
      • Cook: Ok.
      • Cook: Is there anything else you need to know?
    • Available if any of the previous options are chosen
      • Thanks!
        • Player: Thanks!
        • Cook: No problem!

Deep-Sea Diving[edit | edit source]

Murphy Ahoy[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Murphy, what can you tell me about giant crabs?
  • Murphy: Giant Crabs? Why, I used to haul up a few of those whenever I set my nets around Rimmington.
  • Murphy: Why the interest?
  • Player: I need to get some Giant Crab Meat and Kelp. Can you tell me where I can get some?
  • Murphy: Well, the only thing I can think to do is to go down there and look to see if there are any left.
  • Player: Go down there? What do you mean?
  • Murphy: As in under the water!
  • Murphy: Tell me, can you get your hands on a fishbowl?
  • Player: I'm sure I will be able to if I put my mind to it, why do you ask?
  • Murphy: Well, I know how to ring up a handy set of breathing gear that can allow you to keep air inside the fishbowl.
  • Murphy: You just put the barrel of air on your back, with the fishbowl over your head, and then dive over the side.
  • Murphy: It should hold enough air to keep you alive for quite some time.
  • Player: That sounds pretty dangerous.
  • Murphy: Not at all. I'll even weigh anchor with the chain somewhere easy to reach so you can climb out easily enough if you run into trouble.
  • Player: I'm still not happy about this...
  • Murphy: Well, I can't think of any other way to check if you come up with a better plan then feel free to tell me.
  • Murphy: In the meantime I'll wait, and if you want me to take you diving I'll be ready.
  • Murphy: By the way, why are you so interested in crabs all of a sudden?
  • Player: I can't tell you I'm afraid. The very fabric of space and time could collapse!
  • Murphy: O...k...
  • Murphy: Well, I guess some people will do anything for a bit of fresh seafood.

Talking to him afterwards without a fishbowl

  • Murphy: Ahoy there! Up for a bit of a swim?
  • Player: Not just yet.
  • Murphy: Well, whenever you want me to get you some diving gear, just come and see me with a fishbowl.

All Geared Up[edit | edit source]

  • Murphy: Ahoy there! Up for a bit of a swim?
  • Player: I certainly am.
  • Murphy: Great! I'll sort that fishbowl out for you.
  • Murphy attaches some tubes to the backpack and the fishbowl and puts a rubber hood inside.
  • Murphy: There you go.
  • Player: Are you sure this is safe?
  • Murphy: Sure! It's as sound as my ship!
  • Murphy: Want me to take you out now?
  • Select an option
    • Yes. Let's go diving.
      • Player: Yes. Let's go diving.
      • If you don't have the items equipped
        • Murphy: Well I can't take you out until you are properly geared up.
        • Murphy: We lost three diving parties that way!
        • Player: Ok, well I'll just put my diving helmet and diving backpack on.
      • If you have the items equipped
        • Murphy: Ok, let's be off then.
        • Player: Ok, see you soon Murphy!
        • Murphy: Good luck, I'll weigh anchor. Climb up the chain to get aboard.
      • If the player weights more than 27k
        • Murphy: Well that's the sort of spirit I like to see. However you are far too heavy to go diving right now.
        • Player: What do you mean?
        • Murphy: Well, I can't take you diving if you are carrying more than 27kg worth of equipment. We arrived at that number through trial and error, and the errors were not pretty let me assure you.
        • Player: So what can I do?
        • Murphy: Well, if you pop over to a bank and leave all your heavy equipment behind then I'll take you out. See you then!
    • Not just yet.
      • Player: Not just yet.
      • Murphy: Ok, well I'll be here if you change your mind.

If the player lost the fishbowl

  • Player: Murphy, can I get another diving helmet?
  • Murphy: Sure, here you go. Try not to lose this one, I'm not a very good glassblower.
  • Player: What do you mean?
  • Murphy: Well, the bowls I make tend to shatter under pressure into razor-sharp shards of lethal, face shredding shrapnel. Don't let it bother you, I think I know what I'm doing wrong now.
  • Player: O...k...

If the player lost the diving apparatus

  • Player: Hello Murphy. Do you have a spare diving backpack?
  • Murphy: Sure, I have plenty after the...little incident.
  • Player: What 'little incident'?
  • Murphy: Nothing to worry yourself about. Here, have this one. Only dropped once!
  • Player: Is that blood?
  • Murphy: No, no. Well, yes. But seriously, what are the chances of getting a jellyfish jammed in there again?

If the player lost both

  • Player: Hello Murphy. Do you have a spare set of diving gear?
  • Murphy: Here you are. I'm sure the previous owner won't be needing this now, anyway.
  • Player: Thanks! Wait... Why won't the previous owner be needing it?
  • Murphy: He... Erm... He's given up diving to follow his childhood dream of becoming a circus performer.
  • Player: That's it?
  • Murphy: Yep. He most definitely didn't die in a horrific diving incident whilst wearing that diving suit, anyway.
  • Player: ...

Under the Sea[edit | edit source]

The Mogre Guards[edit | edit source]

  • Mogre Guard: Silly fishy! You lookin' like likkle Mogre wid your likkle arms an' wid your likkle legs! Swim along silly round head fishy! Dont let dem big skippies eat you!

Mogre Madness[edit | edit source]

  • Nung: Hey, silly fishy wit da round head!
  • Player: Me?
  • Nung: Ya! What kinda fishy you's tinkin you are?
  • Player: I'm not any kind of fishy, err, fish.
  • Nung: Well what you doin' here if you's no a fishy?
  • Player: Well I'm trying to get some Giant Crab meat.
  • Nung: Dis fishy is a funny fishy!
  • Nung: Whats this fishy wanting?
  • Player: You see those big crabs? I want one of those.
  • Nung: You's here to stealin' my big crunchy claws?
  • Nung: Nung should smash your stooped round head!
  • Nung: Always the big nettings was taking my big crunchy claws, I put them in the cages, and now you's come to get them.
  • Nung: Swim away little fishy or I eat you till you's dead!
  • Player: Wait, could I buy some of the crab meat?
  • Nung: Silly round head fishy want to swaps big crunchy claws?
  • Nung: Naaah... you no real deal. I bet you no do Nung big favour.
  • Player: Seriously, I need to get that meat. I'll do your big favour if you want.
  • Nung: Hah! Silly round head fishy! If you get Nung 5 big skippy skins, den maybe Nung thinking you ok.
  • Player: Big skippy skins?
  • Nung: Ya, da big skippies live over dere.
  • Nung: You need lotsa big stones to get down dere. Den you kill da big skippies and bring da skins to Nung.
  • Nung: You do dis, den maybe Nung let you swaps da big crunchy claws.
Speaking to Nung again
  • Nung: Hey fishy! You gots da skippy skins?
  • Player: Not yet.
  • Nung: Den no crunchy claws for you!

Dangerous for a Fishy[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Nung, I have your giant Mudskipper Skins.
  • Nung: What you say? Has da silly round headed fishy got da big skippy skins?
  • Player: Sigh...
  • Player: Yes, I have the big skippy skins.
  • Nung: Silly round head fishy done good! Gimme!
  • You hand over all the mudskipper hides.
  • Nung: Ya, da round head fishy does a good big favour for Nung.
  • Nung: I am thinkin you's ok enough to swaps the giant crunchy claws now.
  • Player: Great! How much do you want for them?
  • Nung: You's gotta get me somefing to make dese hides to a cloak and flippers and hat, den I lets you have all the big crunchy claws you can get.
  • Nung: But it not be easy.
  • Player: Well I'll do it. What do I need? An item of ancient power? Something from the deepest, darkest dungeon in the world?
  • Player: What sort of monsters will I need to fight? I'd best grab myself some potions too.
  • Player: Will there be traps? Should I bring cakes?
  • Nung: Ya, it real dangerous for a fishy.
  • Nung: You's gotta go up to da topsides, and your gotta get a needly-thing and some wirey stuff.
  • Player: A needle.
  • Nung: Ya.
  • Player: And bronze wire.
  • Nung: Ya. Tree wirey stuffs.
  • Player: So, all I have to do is bring you three rolls of bronze wire and a needle, and I can have all the Giant Crabs I can kill?
  • Nung: Ya, but be a sneaky round head fishy. Da topsides has not water for a little fishy like you to breathing.
  • Nung: It REAL dangerous.
  • Player: Yeah, sounds it.
Speaking to Nung again
  • Nung: Has da fish brung Nung the wiry stuff and the needly thing?
  • Player: Not yet.
  • Nung: Nung not supprised, the upsies is real scaredy for da little fishies like you.

Good Little Fishy[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Nung, I have the needle and wire.
  • Nung: Nung thinks this is a useful fishy he finds. Gimme!
  • Nung: Nung have all da wiry stuff and needly things he needs to make da biggestest skippy skin hat ever!
  • Nung: You's a good little fishy, you eat as many big crunchy claws as you want.
  • Nung: Maybe you get big and strong like Nung!
  • Player: Thanks!
Speaking to Nung again
  • Nung: Hey fishy. If you's a good fishy I might sell yous bitses of skippy skin clothes.
  • Nung: But Nung needs time to makes them first.

Da Big Crunchy Claws[edit | edit source]

Opening the gate
  • Mogre Guard: Hey! Nung says no fishies...
  • Player: I just spoke to Nung, he said it was ok.
  • Mogre Guard: Well... if Nung say it ok, den go ahead.
  • With the rocks in your pocket you can quite easily land on the sea bed.
  • It is a little slippery, but you should be able to fight normally.

Freeing Pirate Pete[edit | edit source]

Creating the Fishcake[edit | edit source]

Speaking to the Cook about fishcakes again
  • Player: Out of interest, could you just help me quickly with that?
  • Player: I have all the ingredients for fishcakes!
  • Cook: Great! Just like before! I've been reading the recipe and I know how to make the fishcakes now.
  • Cook: It's pretty simple actually. All you have to do is use the ingredients on each other and then cook the fishcakes on a range.
  • Player: That's it?
  • Cook: Yes. I thought that there was a page missing from the cookbook because it seemed so easy, but it turns out it really IS that easy!

Talking to the cook with a cooked fishcake

  • Cook: Excellent! Those fishcakes are exactly the same as the ones you used to protect Pirate Pete from the Culinaromancer's spell before!
  • Player: Oh yeah... I remember now...

Perfect for a Pirate[edit | edit source]

Inspecting Pirate Pete when holding the fishcake
  • Fortuneteller: Stop messing about and use the fishcakes on him!
Freeing Pirate Pete
  • Fortuneteller: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have [number] council members left to protect!