A Woodcutter could have been found in Lumbridge forest, watching the portal that spawned with the release of Vorago. He seems to be more concerned about himself and how he will make money, as the portal has greyed and killed the trees nearby. When asked what he thinks about it, he simply complains that the duke of Lumbridge will most likely not do anything about it, even with all the tax money he pays. He has since grown quite annoyed with the portal.
Eventually, he began talking about how he wished for the "Goddess of Woodcutters" to come through the gigantic portal and give him a dragon hatchet and the week off of his duties as a woodcutter. Whether this goddess actually exists or not is unconfirmed, although it is fairly likely that they do not, and that the woodcutter is merely expressing a wish for such a goddess to exist.
The woodcutter is annoyed
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