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Your edit to Nadir[edit source]

Hi. Please note that per our style guide, only the first instance of a term should be linked. So if we link cabbage a few lines earlier, cabbage won't have to be linked again in the next paragraph. Some exceptions to this rule are in lists, which generally can have the repeated link, etc. Thanks, Hofmic Talk 19:13, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

And concerning your second edit, the style guide also states that headers are sentence case, so it's "Your edit to Nadir" instead of "Your Edit To Nadir". Likewise, "frozen floors" isn't a proper noun, and is lower case. Hofmic Talk 19:14, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Reverting multiple acts of vandalism to the same page[edit source]

Hey, would you like me to explain how to fix things when a vandal has made multiple and consecutive unreverted edits to a single page, like with the Meeting History vandal? Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 21:17, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Click on the arrow next to the edit button, and select History. Then find the last edit before the vandal got going. Click on the time and date link, and you should see the page as it was then. It'll have a grey box saying something like "This is an old revision of this page, as edited by Suppa chuppa (Talk | contribs) at 21:23, April 29, 2012. It may differ significantly from the current revision." Skim it over to check it's from a good edit, and then click the Edit button at the top of the page. Don't make any changes, just click save. That will restore the page to that old version. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 21:25, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Closing your tags[edit source]

Please close your tags in the templates you use. For example your signature and your welcome notice both had unclosed tags in them. When you open a tag (such as <span style="color:red;">), you must always close the tag with </span>. Also, when welcoming users, please substitute your welcome notice. This can be done by putting subst: before the pagename. In your welcome notice's case, you can use {{subst:User:Starieena1/Welcome}}. That will make the notices look a lot more personal already. JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 18:25, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Piped links[edit source]

Hey, could you avoid using links like [[Taverly|Taverley]] please? Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 17:46, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Do No Evil undo, revision 5619012[edit source]


I wanted to add the indirect skill requirements from required quests to mirror the indirect quest requirements for a quest, which are shown at great length.

I got another message about this, and I have a few ideas to improve the visual clutter. Can you please voice your opinion on Forum:Indirect skill requirements for quests?  a proofreader ▸  19:37, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Using subst[edit source]

Where to use "subst" in a template: on a talk page. Where not to use "subst" in a template: everywhere else. So {{subst:future}}, for example, is wrong. Just use {{future}} for ease of removal of the template later on. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 17:07, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

Ok[edit source]

Hello - 20:21, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

You might want to take a look at this[edit source]

RS:BR#Rollback What I've done Ciphrius Kane Talk 16:51, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

Editcount[edit source]

Wow. Your editcount is massive. Neitiznot  Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Spam goes here Sign here! 19:50, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Truedat Neitiznot  Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Spam goes here Sign here! 19:57, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
It's now bigger... *Neitiznot feels puny* D: Neitiznot  Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Spam goes here Sign here! 17:43, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
Lol D: Cake.pngCake.pngCake.pngCake.pngCake.pngCake.pngCake.png Neitiznot  Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Spam goes here Sign here! 18:38, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

Userpage[edit source]

Hi, nice userpage! =) You might want to add a guestbook on your pages. An Undead Chicken? Weario Talk|Sign A Stylish Maroon Hat! 19:13, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Concept art[edit source]

Click the Big Ben images and it should (if I coded it right) take you to the full version of the image. That's how the news posts on the Jagex site work as well; clicking on a small image on the post takes you to a larger picture, that may or may not be exactly the same. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 20:11, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

tyvm![edit source]

Thanks for the welcome! Im not usually greeted so warmly……though i get the idea that that is because I am a loyal follower of Zaros.....

All praise be to the Lord Zaros! May his return be swift and his vengeance be sweet!

Quest Cape[edit source]

I'll race you. :o WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 21:06, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not sure about that, I still have 4 reqs that need to be met, and one is going to be hellish. That and I still have superlong quests (WGS and RotM) WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 21:19, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
I have to do Nomad too :c and thankyous. Its this. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 21:28, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
Welcome :D You're on >:D WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 21:40, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hunting them Stars[edit source]

Hey so I need mining xp badly... your a mining master, take me to the stars? :P Lava flow mine is annoying and slow.. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 20:47, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Okay I'll try those :3 Do you have any other recommendations for replacing LFM that doesn't include stars ? Being I need 200k xp and I kinda want it fast. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 07:19, June 29, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah.. and being I just need to get to 76... LFM is alright.. I got 75 last night so I only need to do it for one more level. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 21:42, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

Hai :D[edit source]

I see you have several edits. Do you know about IRC and our onsite Chat? :P svco4bY.png3Gf5N2F.png 22:34, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

Okay :3 If you're not there though, you'll never know when something you might want to talk about comes up though! :P svco4bY.png3Gf5N2F.png 22:59, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

User of the Month[edit source]

Hi Starieena, I'd like to congratulate you on being July's User of the Month. ʞooɔ 00:01, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Congrats on User of the Month! :P svco4bY.png3Gf5N2F.png 00:23, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

UotM[edit source]

Congrats on getting UotM!--Touhou FTW Zaros symbol.png 00:42, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Also, congrats on being UotM! Raglough 00:49, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

You beated Liquidhelm to the UoTM [nuz] when you were only nominated for two days. OMG! Neitiznot  Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Spam goes here Sign here! 14:36, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Objection! It was 35 minutes, not 2 days What I've done Ciphrius Kane Talk 14:51, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Neitiznot  Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Spam goes here Sign here! 17:09, July 1, 2012 (UTC)


Lol Neitiznot  Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Spam goes here Sign here! 17:33, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Mid-Race[edit source]

I hope you leveling lots! :) I'm on my final requirement but its AGILITY and I need 654k xp more until all my reqs are completed. Best hurry up cause even if I end up reaching the ability to get the cape before you, I want to get it WITH you :D WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 09:52, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

I havent started Nomad at all so :P Nor have I done WGS or RoTM but eh, my last quests. You will be fine though :D WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 21:48, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
Id probably do it a million times. Whats your tactics? Hopefully your hiding behind the pillar when you can :o WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 22:07, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
You are using super restores right? :o WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 22:37, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
Ooh! Super close, you can do it :D WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 22:44, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
I told you you could ^^ What did you use for ranged ? :o WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 01:21, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
Now I beat Nomad. :D WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 06:53, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

BTS[edit source]

  1. Please do the images as well as te text.
  2. Please make sure you have all the text. You managed to lose an entire paragraph somehow. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 17:22, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
You don't need to do transparency on BTS images. The thumbnail shown on the page already has it (although it is Jagex quality, so not the best), and the full image (found by clicking the thumbnail) usually has a grey background with white borders, sometimes with writing on. We don't remove that, as it's part of the image. It's just a case of saving the two versions of each image to your computer and then uploading them to the wiki. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 18:05, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
No idea. I just upload them with an appropriate name, like "BTS <month> <year> <subject of image> thumb.png/full.jpg". Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 18:23, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Final Stretch[edit source]

......... I have RotM left.
Quick chat button.png My Agility level is 77.
Quick chat button.png I have 330 Quest Points.

Oh how the temptation is to just get it being I can just do the quest... WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 10:47, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Dooooooooo ittttt. I dont want to wait ages :3 WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 17:22, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
Im just teasing you sheesh :o WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 22:31, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
Wooooooooooo Gogogogogogogo. I need to do RotM still though, and your so close I'll wait, I thought you were a bit off still. :3 WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 23:02, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
I needed 77 :P I trained my agility to where I needed only 400k, and used the WGS xp on it. :P Its a Pikachu from an animation on Youtube/Newgrounds called Pokeawesome. :3 WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 23:08, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
Alrighty :D I might get RotM done tonight or tomorrow and wait for you :) WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 23:18, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
Sora RdQuick chat button.png: I have 333 Quest Points. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 03:11, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah I ended up getting it :c WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 12:15, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Well maybe if someone wasnt a butthead and gave up! WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 23:42, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Shes not that hard, I beat her on my second try because I ended up messing up in the middle of the first. Mainly because it was the first time I ever used brews and restores for a fight but I did it. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 11:54, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Distracting the defilers is the easy part, just have to hit them all once and trap them on the other side of her, spec'ing her gets more challenging near the end when you have no spec and she is charging her attack, which will happen a few times. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 00:16, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

Account recovery[edit source]

Hello Star,

I have been trying to recover a locked account recently on runescape and I cannot seem to recover it, I always get "account timed out" or similar to that. I got someone called Fergie Angel to post on the forums http://services.runescape.com/m=forum/c=rdHzmsgZqgU/forums.ws?250,251,139,63571758,goto,1013

Mod Silva replied with "Are you sure this is the correct display name?" and truthfully I'm not. The usename may be Ad5terguy101 , Adsterguy or Adsterguy101 . As I cannot post on the forums with my account being locked, can you try to look into the case or let Mod Silva know? I do know the probable reason for te locked account -too many incorrect passes- and I do now know my password for the account. If any more info is needed please contact me using my new e-mail [email protected] . That isn't the one i use for my account.



Thank you for posting the thread, it is highly appreciated.

I have found since my post that my definite username is Adsterguy. I now know the display name, password and the e-mail associated with the account.

Lets just hope that's enough to get it back :)

Thanks again

Adsterguy (talk) 06:35, July 13, 2012 (UTC)Ads


I found a message saying that Mod Hippo has removed my recovery e-mail and now I should be fine. Thanks for your help, Ill be sure to cantact again if I need you :)

Adsterguy (talk) 06:57, July 13, 2012 (UTC)Ads

BeepBoop[edit source]

Lol, Family guy online. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 11:57, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

Its fun. :P Lol honeybuns. I think I may have fixed my sleeping schedule :o WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 18:59, July 16, 2012 (UTC)
What about them lol ? WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 08:45, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
Uh huh............ right. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 12:23, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Look who finally went to bed :D WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 06:37, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

You are suppose to be on holiday, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!!??!!?!?!? WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 20:54, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

Hai[edit source]

Ohai Bluefire2  Choose OptionMy page Talk to me! Edit my sig pl0x Guestbook pl0xOil4 I made this 15:52, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

That's fine. Use Template:U when silly people forget to sign :D Bluefire2  Choose OptionMy page Talk to me! Edit my sig pl0x Guestbook pl0xOil4 I made this 16:59, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
:D Feel free to edit vandalise my sig here, like many others have Bluefire2  Choose OptionMy page Talk to me! Edit my sig pl0x Guestbook pl0xOil4 I made this 17:06, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
edit war already :O Bluefire2  Choose OptionMy page Talk to me! Edit my sig pl0x Guestbook pl0xOil4 I made this 17:12, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

Anti-vandalism[edit source]

If you're going to revert vandalism, could you please also remember to warn the vandal on their talk page? Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 09:12, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

Where'd you go?!? Hair 12:12, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

WHAT HAIR SAID! WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 10:07, October 28, 2012 (UTC)

"i need to get back into it D:"[edit source]

Yes. Yes you do. MolMan 22:10, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

Support - Per Mol. WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 06:21, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

News updates[edit source]

Please remember to update on page for the day that it was posted, as per RS:UPP, thank you. Explore and enjoy the world! TIMMMO Work it with all my heart!++Discuss Sign 07:43, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

NO[edit source]


Hi Star WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 00:38, January 26, 2013 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I'm good. You? :3 WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 00:51, January 26, 2013 (UTC)
You aren't allowed to. I said so. Thanks its from this :P WgvxeSr.png - frouZAC.png 01:40, January 26, 2013 (UTC)

it's k[edit source]

<3 MolMan 01:53, November 27, 2014 (UTC)

idk[edit source]

They're actual items in quick chat. If it's more appropriate to merge them, feel free. MolMan 00:43, January 1, 2015 (UTC)

Battleships[edit source]

Just checking to make sure, is there a specific reason why you didn't merge Toy royal battleship (battleworn) into the same article as the others'? Was it an oversight or intentional? In case of the latter, never mind me. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 05:14, January 1, 2015 (UTC)

I was just doing some cleanup on the navbox/category for the Battleships and came across is. I'm fine either way, but there was no point to change the battleworn article if it was meant to end up a redirect anyhow. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 08:34, January 1, 2015 (UTC)

Merchanting guide[edit source]

Hello do you know how I could add a column with details about what direction the price of an item is moving to.

this page has a direction table that allows users to see what direction the price of an item is going https://runescape.wiki/w/Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch/Most_traded

it shows with green arrows up and red arrows down.

And I would like to use that concept and apply it to this page:


And I want to do that in order so that I can see what direction the items on this list are and how can I do that? could you help me with that?

Greetings, Max.

Maxizni (talk) 22:57, January 14, 2015 (UTC)

Signature[edit source]

Hey there, thanks for the help for my signature :D Herblore-icon.png ChemLlama (t·c) 08:16, January 22, 2015 (UTC)

Blocked[edit source]

Try not to welcome blocked people pls. MolMan 17:53, February 17, 2015 (UTC)

Edits[edit source]

Did you do anything special when making the following edits: [1], [2] and [3]? Something went wrong with the rest of the article... IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 04:35, February 21, 2015 (UTC)

Re: hi[edit source]

It's no problem :) I was just surprised. Thanks. 5-x Talk 23:36, February 25, 2015 (UTC)

Help me[edit source]

Starieeena can you help me can you contact me somehow if you have Skype steam or something we can talk about my account that would be helpful thank you  —The preceding unsigned comment was added by ItzMarZz (talk).

ayyy[edit source]

You are now a custard --Iiii I I I 17:50, March 16, 2015 (UTC)

Re:Cape[edit source]

I dunno, whatever image the new one is supposed to replace that was there before the update? :P Updated versions should be uploaded over the same file to preserve file history, that's why. User_talk:Fswe1 Fswe1 Brassica Prime symbol.png 18:26, March 17, 2015 (UTC)

10 year event[edit source]

Hi. I got an idea that might work. But there's very little time, so we should decide now. So here's a poke to look at the forum. MolMan 12:33, April 3, 2015 (UTC)

Probably a raffle still. We'll collect names and do a random name picker to give out prizes. MolMan 22:19, April 6, 2015 (UTC)

Since you asked[edit source]


--Jlun2 (talk) 13:16, May 2, 2015 (UTC)

RE: tweeter[edit source]

Sure, I'll keep my eye on RS:ET a bit more from now on :P User talk:ThePsionic.png: RS3 Inventory image of User talk:ThePsionic ThePsionic Special:Contributions/ThePsionic.png: RS3 Inventory image of Special:Contributions/ThePsionic 20:59, May 2, 2015 (UTC)

Rune dragon drops[edit source]

Hey there, was wondering if you could link me to your source you used to find out that Rune dragons only drop specific drops only ona slayer task?


Xxboydy (talk) 00:08, June 15, 2015 (UTC)

Summer Beach Party[edit source]

Has the event been confirmed "members only"? Otherwise I'd hold on adding "Yes" to all those parameters. The release date in the infobox should also not be added until actually released. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 16:54, June 16, 2015 (UTC)

The dates in infoboxes note is a standard that has been enforced everywhere; e.g. we may know a quest (skill, world event, ...) is due to be released in 2015, but the infobox should not contain that. Expected dates should be in the main body of the article. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 17:10, June 16, 2015 (UTC)

Podcast reference[edit source]

Give me a moment, I'm generally a day late adding a new podcast to {{CitePodcast}}. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 18:10, June 25, 2015 (UTC)

Magic weapons[edit source]

Hi, are you still editing this page, or can I make a few changes of my own to it? Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 21:53, June 27, 2015 (UTC)

I'm done for the night on that page. Way too tired to do the matching tables for main and off-hand magic weapons. There were a lot of staves missing from that page. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 23:30, June 27, 2015 (UTC)

mining cape untrim request[edit source]

I'm not sure if you still have one, but can you please retake File:Mining cape detail.png if you do? Just turn on AA to x4, Lighting detail to low, and ground detail off and drop it on your poh and orb it. :) --Jlun2 (talk) 16:44, June 28, 2015 (UTC)

Beach Party Portals[edit source]

Could you retake the images when the portals are active? --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 22:54, June 29, 2015 (UTC)

Ah, gotcha. Thanks, then :) --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 22:59, June 29, 2015 (UTC)

Re: Beachcomber[edit source]

I have seen no source for any of the titles nor the swimsuit, but they seem to be generally accepted. I have heard that people are/were able to glitch the system and make other actions count as "full temperature", and probably found out through that. Nothing says '50' cannot be used for both a cosmetic override and a title, though. If you want to remove uncertain information, the 20 vs 25 full thermometers is a contestant too. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 17:33, July 1, 2015 (UTC)

Page names[edit source]

Are you sure on the capitalisation of the pages you're making? Is it lower case or title case? Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 01:29, July 8, 2015 (UTC)

Okay. At least it's easy to move them if Jagex decide to be a pain in the arse and change it before release. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 01:36, July 8, 2015 (UTC)

Category[edit source]

You shouldn't add the Raids category manually to all the pages you're putting the (so far non-existant) Raids template on; the template should be responsible to add the category. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 15:03, July 8, 2015 (UTC)

Ooh, good, one less red link everywhere ^^ .
One more note though, are all the future articles you've been adding actually Raids content? Like New Varrock and Dimension of Disaster, new NPCs/items/... on Mazcab that are not actually involved in "Raids" shouldn't be in that category (or template). A separate category can be made for Mazcab as a location (which ends up being a parent category of Raids). IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 15:11, July 8, 2015 (UTC)
There should be no problem with having a navbox for Mazcab, or different navboxes for different activities/cities/... on Mazcab. Prifddinas is sort of an extreme example: it now has a separate navbox for items, NPCs and other things; but once upon a time that was one big navbox. Articles that already appear in the raids navbox should probably not be duplicated in a general Mazcab navbox, however. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 15:35, July 8, 2015 (UTC)
I'll help where I can :) I love making navboxes. Farming-icon.png Salix of Prifddinas (Talk) Prifddinas lodestone icon.png 16:27, July 8, 2015 (UTC)

Sub page[edit source]

I don't know how to make a sub page. Do I type what you said somewhere in the source page, or is there a button I'm missing? Please elaborate. Nerfbomb (talk) 05:45, July 9, 2015 (UTC)

Disregard previous comment, I got help on the chat & fixed my page. Nerfbomb (talk) 06:14, July 9, 2015 (UTC)

D[edit source]

(Me again, being a pain. Sorry)

When you're tagging something for deletion, remember to put a reason. If it's because it's a duplicate, include a link to what it's a duplicate of. Please :D Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 01:17, July 14, 2015 (UTC)

Spelling[edit source]

Levelled, please. Not leveled. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 22:06, July 28, 2015 (UTC)

Congratulations![edit source]

May I be the first to congratulate you on a successful RfA :). HaidroH rune.pngEagle feather 3.pngCandle (blood red).png 1XqyDNM.png Crystal triskelion fragment 3.pngHazelmere's signet ring.png 08:34, July 30, 2015 (UTC)

Original video --Iiii I I I 11:56, July 30, 2015 (UTC)

Nemi Forest[edit source]

Thank you for getting better images than the stub ones I've uploaded; my computer cannot handle 2x AA even... IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 03:41, August 3, 2015 (UTC)

Re: POH file names[edit source]

I think it's better to include the POH prefix to avoid confusion. I expect that at some time someone will rename them "<style name> POH ground style", but "POH <style name>" is good enough for now. --Saftzie (talk) 18:09, August 3, 2015 (UTC)

Re: House styles[edit source]

I think Ben is taking over that, because I can't have skyboxes and lighting detail on without crashing RuneScape. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 04:38, August 4, 2015 (UTC)

Chronicle Absorb/ption[edit source]

Could you move Chronicle Absorption to Chronicle Absorbtion? The latter is how it's spelled ingame. Farming-icon.png Salix of Prifddinas (Talk) Prifddinas lodestone icon.png 23:51, August 24, 2015 (UTC)

"why would fishing spots talk"[edit source]

Most fishing spots do if you're wearing a fish mask. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 23:23, August 30, 2015 (UTC)

Reversion undo[edit source]


I've been trying to rewrite training guides so that they are focused on the most effective methods, with alternative methods sections to mention methods which are less effective but more AFK/have less requirements etc. So I was trying to revert the page to change it back to following this format to keep it consistent with other guides. I think that it's important to have guides organised in this way so that it's clear which method is the most effective for training. Having multiple methods listed with no qualifying explanation could be confusing for some people and means that readers have to look at all methods that are mentioned for their level to find out which is the best option for training. When alternative methods are put into their own section people can determine which is the most effective training method simply by looking at the contents. I think that this is helpful as some players already have knowledge about how to train effectively using particular methods, and only need a guide to tell them at what level they should be using certain methods.

I understand why you changed it and combined the alternative methods because, as you said, there is a large overlap in training methods for Agility at lower levels. However, I do think it's necessary to have multiple sections mentioning the same alternative methods in this case. For example in this guide Ape Atoll is a training option from level 48-77 however it's not always the best alternative method available. Initially it's an alternative to training with clockwork suits (48-52); then it's the second best alternative to training at the wilderness course (52-62) behind training with clockwork suits; at level 62-75 it's the best alternative to training at the wilderness course as it starts to give more xp/hr than training with clockwork suits; and finally it becomes the best training method at level 75-77. It's difficult to explain all this when there is a single "Ape Atoll" section in the guide. I think having multiple sections mentioning the method in comparison the is a better way to show how good alternatives are compared to the main method (and each other) for each level range.

I wrote the bit about Barbarian Assault because it's a method of gaining bonus experience that is particularly effective for Agility and because it can be done constantly aunlike other things that can be done to gain Agility bonus experience. I know that the section is kind of a stub at the moment because I don't know enough about Barbarian Assault to write it myself. I've left this in for now, but I can remove it if you don't think it's worth a mention.

Aside from those two things, I didn't realise you had also rewritten a lot of the page. I've just looked at the page again I'm sorry I undid the improvements that you made, I've just edited it again and I think I've re-added all the changes that you wrote. Let me know if there's anything else though,

Magic logs detail.pngIsobelJTalk page 12:24, September 1, 2015 (UTC)

Castle Wars event[edit source]

... on double XP weekend is a bold move. I just wanted to make sure you were conscious of it. --Saftzie (talk) 08:46, September 11, 2015 (UTC)

Baby groot[edit source]

Damnit, you beat me to it :( Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 15:21, October 2, 2015 (UTC)

Re: Hehe[edit source]

You found me :) Farming-icon.png Salix of Prifddinas (Talk) Prifddinas lodestone icon.png 22:29, October 4, 2015 (UTC)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[edit source]

So whos the runescape character you secretly fancy? --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 13:24, October 9, 2015 (UTC)

Also, about those bobbleheads; I want to cheat and print them out and stuff, are there instructions or something on the back? I mean, I could easily eyeball it, but I just want to be sure so I don't waste ink. --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 13:21, October 14, 2015 (UTC)

DarkScape[edit source]

Heya, sorry about the lack of capitalisation on the template title. Good job I hadn't added the template to too many pages before you noticed. Thanks for changing! jayden

Re: Peck[edit source]

Thank you! I hope they add him somewhere now :) Farming-icon.png Salix of Prifddinas (Talk) Prifddinas lodestone icon.png 17:04, October 13, 2015 (UTC)

World events[edit source]

Hey Star. Just saw your edit to the World event page essentially reverting my previous edit. If Invasion of Falador should not remain on that page, I see no reason why Cabbage Facepunch Bonanza should be on there either. Seems a bit dodgy that there would be an exception for that but not for the upcoming event. As such, I've removed CFB from the article too. jayden

I've looked around a little and there's an official podcast here where at 3 mins 57 secs Mod Moltare emphasises that CFB isn't a world event, so if you need to reiterate that anywhere, there's your source :) jayden

Re:Edit warring[edit source]

Ya I've been over it with Cookie. User_talk:Fswe1 Fswe1 Brassica Prime symbol.png 16:54, October 23, 2015 (UTC)

Voice actor pages[edit source]

I was browsing the GTA wiki (because I've been playing a lot of IV and I did that thing where you go on a binge of reading every trivia about everything... but i digress) and I noticed how they have pages for their voice actors. (eg: http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Juliette_Lewis). I was wondering if we should do the same thing for the many voice actors that have done a voice, or put it in trivia or something. Voices are listed here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3171842/ Thanks in advanced! --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 13:52, October 28, 2015 (UTC)

Edit: Just read what I wrote and realised I'm, as usual, extremely incoherent. Hopefully you understand what I said :s --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 13:52, October 28, 2015 (UTC)

PTS Approved List[edit source]

I just thought you should know I added you to the approved editor list for the news page for my template project :) Talk:Scuzzy Beta/Projects/Template Spruce Even if you seldom do it, I thought it would be appropriate to include you specifically --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 14:52, November 24, 2015 (UTC)

You're invited![edit source]

To my 120 Runecrafting party. It's finally happening.


Runecrafting Guild

What world?

World 46


~ US ~

PST: 2:00 PM on 5-Dec
MST: 3:00 PM on 5-Dec
CST: 4:00 PM on 5-Dec
EST: 5:00PM on 5-Dec

~ Europe ~

UTC/GMT: 10:00PM on 5-Dec
BST: 11:00 PM on 5-Dec

~ Australia ~

AWST: 6:00 AM on 6-Dec
ACST: 7:30 AM on 6-Dec
AEST: 8:00 AM on 6-Dec
ACDT: 8:30 AM on 6-Dec
AEDT: 9:00 AM on 6-Dec

Thanks for coming if you can,  bren.talk(); /* 04:10, November 29, 2015 (UTC) */

Edit: Change of date, also fixed some Australian timezones from PM to AM.  bren.talk(); /* 22:11, December 3, 2015 (UTC) */

this is my 1337th edit[edit source]

lol hi Korasi's sword.png Archmage Elune  TalkHS Void knight deflector.png fetus is my son and I love him. 11:23, December 9, 2015 (UTC)

Sidebar.js[edit source]

8pm UTC is 3pm EST. --Saftzie (talk) 23:29, December 17, 2015 (UTC)

Merry Christmas![edit | edit source]

Tis the season!
Merry Holidays!
I'm dreaming of a scape christmas :)

Have a Happy Holiday this Wintumber season! I hope it's filled with lots of cheer, 'nogg, gainz, cabbages, miracles, and other things that make the holidays so magical! :) And a "Beep Boop" From ScuzzBot as well! --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png

I wont be here on christmas, so have an early goebie! I mean greeting! :) --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 16:25, December 21, 2015 (UTC)

Slayer[edit source]

That vandalism was the lyrics to the song "Reigning Blood", by the band Slayer. I guess the IP thought it was funny. Small recharge gem.png AnselaJonla Slayer-icon.png 02:15, January 27, 2016 (UTC)

something something pet icon names[edit source]

A-oups. I thought the policy was to suffix with icon regardless, but apparently only the case if something else of that already exists. My bad .-. User talk:ThePsionic.png: RS3 Inventory image of User talk:ThePsionic ThePsionic Special:Contributions/ThePsionic.png: RS3 Inventory image of Special:Contributions/ThePsionic 19:52, March 30, 2016 (UTC)

Just here to shit post for you[edit source]

X1tteiu.jpg hello Korasi's sword.png Archmage Elune  TalkHS Void knight deflector.png fetus is my son and I love him. 20:28, April 24, 2016 (UTC)

RE: The Arc navboxes[edit source]

I guess it'll be better to split them off into island-seperate navboxes, just keeping The Arc navbox for common things if more than 3 remain in that navbox, otherwise all those navboxes will just get the remaining link(s), e.g. chimes. Farming-icon.png Salix of Prifddinas (Talk) Prifddinas lodestone icon.png 07:13, July 27, 2016 (UTC)

Yup, and I'm also thinking about making a seperate navbox for the reward shop is it doesn't fit on Waiko. Unless Waiko isn't that big then the reward shop stuff will remain on Waiko. Farming-icon.png Salix of Prifddinas (Talk) Prifddinas lodestone icon.png 16:46, July 27, 2016 (UTC)

Template[edit source]

Chat room please. RuneMetrics Paul Z Talk bite me HS Contributions 17:18, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

RE:Summer[edit source]

RS:G, but I'm not sure if that applies to events. --Jlun2 (talk) 18:40, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Some things like the Winter events are split, despite also being similar, so I have no idea. --Jlun2 (talk) 18:54, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

the Wikian title[edit source]

Hello! Following the discussion at RuneScape:The Wikian, you have been granted the Wikian title! Please make arrangements with Gaz Lloyd to receive the title in game. If you could please add your in-game name to RuneScape:The Wikian/Users, it would be most appreciated. Thanks and congratulations! svco4bY.png3Gf5N2F.png 01:10, December 14, 2016 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

... for this, and for your support! JivaSoul (talk) 22:07, December 15, 2016 (UTC)

RE:Valentine's template[edit source]

Because those are redirects/links to sections of pages. I'd like those were seperate pages, otherwise every navbox with a lootbeam, walk override, and rest animation would need to be on the Drops, Rest, and Solomon's General Store/Animations. E.g. the lootbeam is a redirect to the Drops page which by navbox standards should get the navbox for this event, however then all other content with their own navbox would need a link to their lootbeam as well, which would also need to be on the Drops page. So I suggest making a seperate page for all loot beams, walk anims, and rest overrides. They have names, images, and even music tracks with less information have a page. Farming-icon.png Salix of Prifddinas (Talk) Prifddinas lodestone icon.png 12:08, February 13, 2017 (UTC)

I'd rather add them after they have gotten their own page. Because I'm not a fan of redirects, and those basically are redirects now. :P Farming-icon.png Salix of Prifddinas (Talk) Prifddinas lodestone icon.png 12:21, February 13, 2017 (UTC)

Happy b-day[edit source]

Have a pupper

Achievements Coelacanth0794 Talk Contribs 14:50, May 20, 2017 (UTC)

Happy Birthday[edit source]

Your pet of seasons sun never fails to creep me out. --dDbvitC.pngScuzzy Betahib8CAd.png 23:08, May 20, 2017 (UTC)

discord has died[edit source]

if i don't see you again remember me. much love, jayden 21:05, October 13, 2017 (UTC)

Update the soundtrack recording of Saradominists[edit source]

EDIT: it seems you only created the page for the soundtrack. The person who uploaded that soundtrack was someone else. Ignore this message.

I'm sick of these fucking obligatory signatures.  —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Doctor Gaben (talk) on 22:55, January 15, 2018 (UTC).

2018 RSW Family Photo[edit source]

Hey there, I've noticed you've signed up for the 2018 RSW Family Photo, but haven't yet submitted a photo. You have until May 25th to submit your photo. If you need any help doing that, feel free to ask on our Discord. Thanks! svco4bY.png3Gf5N2F.png 12:01, May 22, 2018 (UTC)

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossib[edit source]


Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Hang on a second.


- Barry? - Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.

- You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!

- Bee-men. - Amen!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...


That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!



We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive golden glow you know as...


- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!

- She is? - Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes? - Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

- What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know

that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?" How can you say that?

One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We're bees.

We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were. - I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh? - Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am. - You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today! - Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side.

- What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar!


Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first? - No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?


All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...

What happened to you? Where are you?

- I'm going out. - Out? Out where?

- Out there. - Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you. - OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!


You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check. - Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let's move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!



This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.


30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.


I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?


That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.


Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!


- Guys! - This could be bad.

Affirmative. jayden 20:29, 24 February 2019 (UTC)

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama's little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don't think these are flowers.

- Should we tell him? - I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!



There's a bee in the car!

- Do something! - I'm driving!

- Hi, bee. - He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This...


That is diabolical.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that...

...kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.


Don't kill him!

You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

- You could put carob chips on there. - Bye.

- Supposed to be less calories. - Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.


What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I've got to.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can't.

How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!


I'm sorry.

- You're talking. - Yes, I know.

You're talking!

I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming.

But I don't recall going to bed.

Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn't for you...

I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah.

I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- That's very funny. - Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.


Oan I...

...get you something? - Like what?

I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It's just coffee. - I hate to impose.

- Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't. - Have some.

- No, I can't. - Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where? - These stripes don't help.

You look great!

I don't know if you know anything about fashion.

Are you all right?


He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don't know.

I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

- You do? - Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Really? - My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look...

There's my hive right there. See it?

You're in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not?

- It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that.

- You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it's no trouble.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Are you...?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

- Thanks! - Yeah.

All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you so much again... for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

This can't possibly work.

He's all set to go. We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Sounds amazing. - It was amazing!

It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans! What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy.

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't.

- How'd you get back? - Poodle.

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.

You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- Well... - Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp.

- Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders.

I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all.

I can't get by that face.

So who is she?

She's... human.

No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.

- Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy.

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

We're not dating.

You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life! And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey!

And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is? - No.

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...

Sit down!

...really hot! - Listen to me!

We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them!

Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?

There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee. - Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He's in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It's been three days! Why aren't you working?

I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.

What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee!

Would it kill you to make a little honey?

Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I'm talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Don't be too long.

Watch this!


- We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn't respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen!

I'm not listening to this.

Sorry, I've gotta go.

- Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide?


I just hope she's Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!

Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere?

It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?


- What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug.

He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You've really got that down to a science.

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet.

What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor? - I never heard of him.

- Why is this here? - For people. We eat it.

You don't have enough food of your own?

- Well, yes. - How do you get it?

- Bees make it. - I know who makes it!

And it's hard to make it!

There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It's organic. - It's our-ganic!

It's just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have!

And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.

I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

- You almost done? - Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I'll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.

You're busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something. So you can talk!

I can talk. And now you'll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?

I don't understand. I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want to do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now!

You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now

they're on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You're not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I'm going to Tacoma.

- And you? - He really is dead.

All right.


- What is that?! - Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell.

But don't kill no more bugs!

- Bee! - Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something? - Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.


I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it.

I mean, that honey's ours.

- Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in.

It's a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys! - Mooseblood!

I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!


- Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!


Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.

They make the honey, and we make the money.

"They make the honey, and we make the money"?

Oh, my!

What's going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.

This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes!

That's a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There's hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been talking to humans.

- What? - Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

- You wish you could. - Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt. - No.

Up the nose? That's a killer.

There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have never been afraid to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.

It's a common name. Next week...

He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...

Next week...

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.

Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please. Actual work going on here.

- Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is!

I'm helping him sue the human race.

- Hello. - Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.

But it's our yogurt night!


Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.

- Frosting... - How many sugars?

Just one. I try not to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you're three.

And artificial flowers.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.

Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.

- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able

to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!

It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It's pretty big, isn't it?

I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.

- What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill.

Well, if it isn't the bee team.

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.

All right. Oase number 4475,

Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

is now in session.

Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?

A privilege.

Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?

I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.

Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

my grandmother was a simple woman.

Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right

to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines,

just think of what would it mean.

I would have to negotiate with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isn't some sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know,

he could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here.

I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me.

It's important to all bees. We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it with our lives.

Unfortunately, there are some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over,

you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have

but everything we are!

I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.

Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.

I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?

- No. - I couldn't hear you.

- No. - No.

Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that,

it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

They're very lovable creatures.

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?!

Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, that's enough. Take him away.

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me.

- Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police.

But you've never been a police officer, have you?

No, I haven't.

No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example

of bee culture casually stolen by a human

for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting.

Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

That's not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on

your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't

have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!

This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella!

Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!

- Order in this court! - You're all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

- Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that.

I think the jury's on our side.

Are we doing everything right, legally?

I'm a florist.

Right. Well, here's to a great team.

To a great team!

Well, hello.

- Ken! - Hello.

I didn't think you were coming.

No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery.

I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

Oh, that was lucky.

There's a little left. I could heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

So I hear you're quite a tennis player.

I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.

That's where I usually sit. Right... there.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

You think I don't see what you're doing?

I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

That's just what I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

I'm going to drain the old stinger.

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, I've just about had it

with your little mind games.

- What's that? - Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic!

I've got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

- You're bluffing. - Am I?

Surf's up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!

We need to talk!

He's just a little bee!

And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...

My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken.

And for your information,

I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!

I'm sorry about all that.

I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me.

I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well.

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.

We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...


Layton, you've gotta weave some magic

with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.

Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.

- You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.

What exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

We're friends.

- Good friends? - Yes.

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minute...

Are you her little...


I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand,

doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?

- Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents!

- Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?

He's denouncing bees!

Don't y'all date your cousins?

- Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

Oh, I'm hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages!

Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!

- Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs.

What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

- Hey, buddy. - Hey.

- Is there much pain? - Yeah.


I blew the whole case, didn't I?

It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died.

I'd be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, there's a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I can't explain it. It was all...

All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us if they win?

I don't know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.

Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse to close that window?

- Why? - The smoke.

Bees don't smoke.

Right. Bees don't smoke.

Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking.

That's it! That's our case!

It is? It's not over?

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result, we don't make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story about...

Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough of this court's valuable time?

How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges

against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.

But you can't! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof? Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

It's a bee smoker!

What, this? This harmless little contraption?

This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?"

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?

- What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!


I'm OK! You know what this means?

All the honey will finally belong to the bees.

Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.

You'll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.

- What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean?

We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.

We're all aware of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...

But it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.

Oan't breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming!

- I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down.

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?


We're shutting honey production!

Mission abort.

Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base.

Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.

Oh, yeah?

What's going on? Where is everybody?

- Are they out celebrating? - They're home.

They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.

At least we got our honey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?

It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.

This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well.

And now...

Now I can't.

I don't understand why they're not happy.

I thought their lives would be better!

They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people.

You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?

- What did you want to show me? - This.

What happened here?

That is not the half of it.

Oh, no. Oh, my.

They're all wilting.

Doesn't look very good, does it?


And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, I'm gonna guess bees.


Specifically, me.

I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.

It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

That's our whole SAT test right there.

Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.

And then, of course...

The human species?

So if there's no more pollination,

it could all just go south here, couldn't it?

I know this is also partly my fault.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

- I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice.

Right, right.

Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and talk.


Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.

They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.

It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it.

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this.

I know. Me neither.

Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports.

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?





- Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are.

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know. That's why this is the last parade.

Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?


OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.

I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you

with the flower shop. I've made it worse.

Actually, it's completely closed down.

I thought maybe you were remodeling.

But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.

I don't want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.

I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.

All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.

- Bees. - Park.

- Pollen! - Flowers.

- Repollination! - Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia.

They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

Security will be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

Official floral business. It's real.

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside, we just pick the right float.

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it.

- Where should I sit? - What are you?

- I believe I'm the pea. - The pea?

It goes under the mattresses.

- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal.

You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!

Let's see what this baby'll do.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do is blend in with traffic...

...without arousing suspicion.

Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.

Stop! Security.

- You and your insect pack your float? - Yes.

Has it been in your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

- Remove your stinger. - It's part of me.

I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight.

Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work.

It's got to work.

Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weather in New York.

It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.

Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.

I gotta get up there and talk to them.

Be careful.

Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine?

I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.

- What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing.


Don't freak out! My entire species...

What are you doing?

- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney?

Don't move.

Oh, Barry.

Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain.

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.

One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!

- Is that another bee joke? - No!

No one's flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.

Where's the pilot?

He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.

Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is.

- Who's that? - Barry Benson.

From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.

It's got giant wings, huge engines.

I can't fly a plane.

- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes.

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

where a suspenseful scene is developing.

Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...

That's Barry!

...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.


We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience.

Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.

They've done enough damage.

But isn't he your only hope?

Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.

Their wings are too small...

Haven't we heard this a million times?

"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."

- Get this on the air! - Got it.

- Stand by. - We're going live.

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.

But let me tell you about a small job.

If you do it well, it makes a big difference.

More than we realized. To us, to everyone.

That's why I want to get bees back to working together.

That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.

We get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow! - Hello!

Left, right, down, hover.

- Hover? - Forget hover.

This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.

- That may have been helping me. - And now we're not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!

Don't have to yell.

I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.

It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!

It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

I can't do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it.

You snap out of it.

- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!

- Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.

How is the plane flying?

I don't know.


Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow. - Hello.

All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. It's all cloudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

- Thinking bee. - Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.

- What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

Bring the nose down.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK.

Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

- Not that flower! The other one! - Which one?

- That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower!

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

Rotate around it.

- This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already.

Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!

- Yes. No high-five! - Right.

Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius!

- Thank you. - But we're not done yet.

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered with the last pollen

from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.

That means this is our last chance.

We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.

If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains?

We're bees!


Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Hold on, Barry. Here.

You've earned this.


I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

Oh, yeah.

That's our Barry.

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time.

I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!

Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!

I had no idea.

Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry I'm late.

He's a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.

You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next?

All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

- When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go.

- Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is.

Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.

- Thinking bee! - Me?

Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here?

I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that. jayden 20:32, 24 February 2019 (UTC)

bee movie 2: electric bee-galoo[edit source]

except there is no bee movie 2 so you're just getting a notification about this that will make you shit your pants. User talk:ThePsionic.png: RS3 Inventory image of User talk:ThePsionic ThePsionic Special:Contributions/ThePsionic.png: RS3 Inventory image of Special:Contributions/ThePsionic 22:05, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

RE: hi son[edit source]

FUK U User talk:ThePsionic.png: RS3 Inventory image of User talk:ThePsionic ThePsionic Special:Contributions/ThePsionic.png: RS3 Inventory image of Special:Contributions/ThePsionic 03:42, 27 April 2019 (UTC)

Vote in the Weird Gloop elections![edit source]

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i thought of you[edit source]


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30,000th edit[edit source]

ur talk page is now tarnished with my useless achievement Talk-to Kelsey 18:22, 15 May 2020 (UTC)