User talk:Cook Me Plox/2010/December

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essay[edit source]

Per Forum:All Editors Are Equal i'll write the essay RS:OSIWDIAYGTACMPDLI(Ok Sorry I Won't Do It At Yew Grove Threads As Cook Me Plox Doesn't Like It). JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 11:52, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Someone who is highly amused[edit source]

Hi. I just wanted to say that your profile highly amused me (particularly the Harry Potter related pic), and I thought I should inform you of that, since I'm going to assume that's what you were aiming for. I also quite liked the thing about the Constitution.

A very hearty lol,

WolfsQuill 02:14, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry![edit source]

Oops! Really sorry >.< I'll remember to put altar next time XD

Firemaking.png BIob Yellow partyhat.png

11:13, December 4, 2010 (UTC)

Jade Vine mansion? :o[edit source]

Hi, So as you've probably guessed I've recently been taking some pictures of Runescape's scenery and I've just taken one of the Jade Vine's mansion (Lord Handelmort's mansion) and then I realised that there wasn't a page to place it on... And as I don't really know how to create a new page I was wondering you did? :o

Firemaking.png BIob Yellow partyhat.png

11:33, December 4, 2010 (UTC)

Oooh right, sorry XD

Map pics[edit source]

Since my suggestion at the yew grove about the character map images was accepted, is there a way that we can get the word out about it so work can start on it? It is a rather large project, after all, and I don't have the time or capabilities to tackle it on my own currently! Thanks! :) —Triforce 14

I've posted something on the talk page of Runescape:Mapbuilding. It seems like this project could be taken care of by that existing guild. Do you think this would be a good plan? —Triforce 14

win[edit source]

Single-Way Wilderness.png This user advocates same-sex marriage. Show your support here!
Paste {{User:Iiii I I I/Gay}} on your userpage.

--Iiii I I I 23:30, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

Same-sex Marriage[edit source]

Same-sex marriage is completely wrong and immoral. It should not be allowed under any circumstances. The very nature of marriage itself makes it between a MAN and a WOMAN. --LiquidTalk 23:42, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

^I bet he likes peanut butter. Achievements Coelacanth0794 Talk Contribs 23:45, December 5, 2010 (UTC)
I prefer the jelly component of the PBJ sandwich, actually. --LiquidTalk 23:46, December 5, 2010 (UTC)
CHRISTIANITY IS COMPLETELY WRONG AND IMMORAL. IT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. THE VERY NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE BEEN CREATED BY A GOD. That's my example of your argument. Look. Not everyone has the same definition of marriage. Being homosexual is NOT a choice. If a man loves another man, they should be allowed to marry. You know, your lifestyle, whatever it may be, is probably immoral and wrong from someone else's point of view. Metapig 00:24, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Well put. Achievements Coelacanth0794 Talk Contribs 00:27, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Template:Relative location[edit source]

You seemed AFK on IRC, so I'm saying this here:

I have come to the conclusion that for Template:Relative location to work like the thread wanted, it HAS to be in the infobox template above it.

There's good news though.

I can just add a parameter to templates it would be under called {{{rl|}}} and all you have to do is change the page a little so it goes like this:

{{Relative location
<insert the regular template stuff here>

Full Slayer Helmet! Evil1888 Talk A's L Dragon Platebody! 01:08, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

I know[edit source]

I know you cannot add transparency to jpeg images, but I put the template there to remind peopleto add trans when they move it Natvsnat 08:21, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Coolgratz[edit source]

Sorry, but I don't have any cookies for you. Because I ate them. Luckily, we still have egg-nog. If I were able to, I would give you some. Do you like egg-nog? Magic-icon.pngStelercusIlluminated Book of Balance.png 22:07, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

I can has eggnog? Achievements Coelacanth0794 Talk Contribs 22:10, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
I just drank some eggnog to wash down some fudge. When I die as a result of this, somebody can write a fake will then forge my signature. The source code for my signature can be found here. Best of luck. Magic-icon.pngStelercusIlluminated Book of Balance.png 22:18, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

I just noticed the userbox linked to Liquid's talk page. Feel appropriately remorseful, based on the content of my letter to Liquid referencing the people leaving all those comments. Magic-icon.pngStelercusIlluminated Book of Balance.png 22:21, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

it will dudeRzVids 06:02, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

you lose[edit source]

loool how mucj u wanna bet? 06:01, December 21, 2010 (UTC)RzVids

Your_argument_is_invalid.jpg dont even ask ajr 00:34, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Dungeon Rooms Transparency[edit source]

Since File:Blink_Room.png has the transparency template, should I do the same for all the rooms in Dungeoneering/Puzzles?
And for images like this one where someone has given a non-AA image an AA trans, should I revert it to a version with a non-AA trans or leave it? I'm asking you because you seem experienced with the wiki :) Blasty Talk 05:47, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Spam[edit source]

You got the RC spam, i got YG spam. JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 13:28, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Re:Gwir.[edit source]

Ah, yes, sorry about that. My mum made me turn off the computer after I was done uploading. Sorry. ^_^ User_talk:Fswe1 Fswe1 Brassica Prime symbol.png 13:48, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

image[edit source]

PP used orb to see it on the table --Project Myface Parsonsda Talk | Sign Here | Project Myface Project Myface 18:43, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

anti wikia allience[edit source]

I am wondering if you know anything about these people. I got a spam email from them urging me to join shoutwiki. They said they were not affiliated with shoutwiki in any way, but of course every other thing they do suggests that they are. kitty.pngPsycho Robot talkSilver bar.png 05:05, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

This thing? --Iiii I I I 01:16, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

:File:Ge glitch.png[edit source]

I'm confused. Which part of the image needs to be cropped? Matt (t) 06:34, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

[[:File:Readscorpbook.jpg|Dis]] too. I can see obvious stuff that should be cropped, but which part of the image do you want in to focus on? Matt (t) 06:36, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

COOK SPAM[edit source]

Put that link to hide your spam back onto your userpage. Far more appealing than Grawp's fail attempts at pronouncing Hagrid's name. LordDarkPhantom 19:30, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edits[edit source]

At 00:47, December 10, 2010 you made 15 edits and at 00:43, December 10, 2010 I think you had 13. Inb4 "AMG, we must flag you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"--Degenret01 00:56, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with COOKSPAM[edit source]


Matt (t) 10:01, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, can't you just use AWB for that stuff? Matt (t) 10:07, December 10, 2010 (UTC)


I just wanted to ask you about a page you made. You made a page "Monkey ghost" which is the ghost from the do no evil quest, while the NPC's actual name is Dead monkey. So i created a page "Dead monkey (NPC)". If you could just delete your page and just then edit my created page?

ok thanks so much,


Welcome notice[edit source]

Hi. Could you please clean up the transclusions of this template, by adding subst: to them? please use ur AWB and ur AWB account for this. This is actually needed because it doesn't work when transcluded. JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 14:30, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Yay for talk page stalking! BurnettBot is on the case! --Aburnett(Talk) 20:33, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
If you start from the bottom up you can steal them from me =D --Aburnett(Talk) 20:36, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Chopedia[edit source]

[[w:c:Chobots:Chopedia:Guidelines/BP]] --中亚人/中亞人 (Chinasian/Jeffwang16) 跟我谈话 02:42, December 11, 2010 (UTC) Bump - Updated. --中亚人/中亞人 (Chinasian/Jeffwang16) 跟我谈话 02:47, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Grawp[edit source]




Amascut symbol.png Amascut Ia Morte 09:35, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Wut...[edit source]

You keep pace with a bot. Are you human? --Aburnett(Talk) 21:02, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

=D --Aburnett(Talk) 21:03, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
And now for something completely different. I figured I should pass this along to you in regard to the whole Jeffwang fiasco, being that you seem to be at the epicenter of it (correct me if I'm wrong). I'm not debating that he was a total dickhead in terms of all the stuff he's done, but some of the "jokes" by a few users ([1] [2] in specific) are not OK. I think at this point, he knows that he screwed up, and he just feels bad. I'm willing to bet this is just a kid who cant get anyone to respect him in real life, so he turns to the internet and tries to get respect there. Continuing to mess with him is just plain mean. I don't want to go around leaving a ton of talk page messages because that will no doubt create drama, so if there's any more chit-chat in the IRC about this, could ya pass this along to anyone who still finds themselves incredibly hilarious? Again, I'm not directing this at you, but at the others who have gotten involved. Many thanks- Aburnett(Talk) 22:59, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

????[edit source]

Why are you getting rid of this ikin person's edits?

Noobs are very tasty · Vector Skin!Edit this page

22:25, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Whitespace[edit source]

BrainBot finished clearing all whitespace from mainspace articles. Enjoy the wiki with no excess whitespace. Wink 222 talk 07:42, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

spam spam spam[edit source]

stawp or i keel u ajr 20:43, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

The vandal bot[edit source]

This was his first account. It's somewhat of a legacy now. Click here for hot pr0nz WinkWink Andrew talk 22:12, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

My minions have finished[edit source]

Here it tiz, go drop some stats on people =D --Aburnett(Talk) 04:23, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

I feel proud[edit source]

I spammed(almost) as fast as you :D bad_fetustalk 19:43, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Whats happening with the tasks?[edit source]

Are they being deleted, sorry lol. And do u need any help with them? Marrioneetee 03:44, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Why did you Delte the Mod Poppy image, we didn't know Mods could add Photos >.>

O_o[edit source]

Apparently you don't exist Hunter cape (t).png Sentra246Blue hallowe'en mask.png 16:15, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Conservapedia[edit source]

In reference to what you put on your userpage, I'm appalled by how rampant misconceptions on evolution are, on both sides of the political spectrum. The statement that humans were descended from "primates" is technically correct, considering that humans ourselves and our more recent ancestors are all primates. However, the statement that the monkey is one of our oldest living relatives isn't. That statement implies that humans are descended from monkeys. Anyone with a proper understanding of science will blow holes through that claim. Humans were not descended from monkeys. Humans had a common ancestor with them tens of thousands of years ago, but they are not our predecessors. We just went different ways in the evolutionary road.

Just felt like rambling incoherently for a bit. Wink --LiquidTalk 02:34, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
Jesus is riding a dinosaur, your argument is invalid. Quest.png Gaz Lloyd 7:^]Events!99s 02:38, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
My argument was about humans, monkeys, and the relationship between them. I don't care about whatever Jesus did with dinosaurs. I wasn't trying to defend Conservapedia or Jagex; I was just pointing out factual inaccuracies on all sides.
As for giving Jagex a break, why should I? This is the same Jagex that refuses to deal with things like merchant clans, PK rewards, and the overall inflation that is resulting. This is the same Jagex whose updates, like the climbing boots and personalized shops, generally exacerbate the problem instead of solve it. Why should I give them a break? (By the way, read User:Psycho Robot/RuneScape. I like it.) --LiquidTalk 02:42, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
You can call Jesus whatever you want; the only liberal stripe I see in him is his fight for the enslaved and extreme poor. In today's context, he'd be conservative. --LiquidTalk 02:48, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
Jesus never had a prostitute. The myth of the prostitute was invented because some of Jesus's disciples didn't like the idea of a woman having a prominent position in the church, so they called her a prostitute. This is just another example of liberal ineptitude with history (though I suppose conservatives are equally inept with science). So, let's just agree that the American public is woefully ignorant and uneducated. I suppose Obama is right on that factor: our schools are failing the children.
As for your baseless idea that prostitutes are conservative, I'd like to remind you that the likes of Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards, and Bill Clinton were liberals. However, I'll concede that people like David Vitter and Henry Hyde are conservative. So, the best label in my opinion is that prostitution and other sex scandals are one of the few instances of bipartisanship left in Washington. --LiquidTalk 03:03, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
Morgan Freeman has cotton candy. Your argument is invalid. --Iiii I I I 03:14, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Need some help[edit source]

I've come to a page that needs a drop table, how to I code a drop table or where can I learn how?

Kazutadashi 08:24, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Wikifying[edit source]

the item comparer is bad cause it shows rune equip with magic soaking

Re:[edit source]

Thanks a bunch for the info!

Kazutadashi 09:27, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Get to work[edit source]

Forum:Reworking how we categorize things Heart. --Aburnett(Talk) 17:16, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

You inhuman editor. I should have known. --Aburnett(Talk) 22:56, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

I'm gon eat u

Andrew talk 23:37, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

nomnomnomnomnom Andrew talk 00:15, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Have fun on your holiday =][edit source]

I wish I could go on a holiday... Matt (t) 23:54, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

EVery page i go on "Last Edited by Cook Me Plox"

Have a [You're]good time cook! I'm [my]going on vacation in February. [idol]It will be fun. Cheers!   Guestbook  Metapig  Talk Page   01:52, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Re:KayleTh[edit source]

e bow is hard to notice >.> --kthxbai ʇɐuʇɐu 00:57, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Cyclopean Helmet Glitch[edit source]

What is your explanation to why the image of only one of the two glitches is better than an image of both? ContributionsBunnies1230Talk 04:48, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

how much u wanna bet it will end on 10 january 2011??? RzVids 06:03, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Unions / Clans[edit source]

Hi there. I was just wondering why you removed the information on Unions and just redirected it to clans? Unions are not the same thing as clans, nor do they have the same purpose. I'd like to ask your permission (or for you) to undo your actions. If you need proof feel free to ask and I'll gladly give you some ^_^ Thanks, MinigameGod Talk Clan Zaros symbol.png 00:58, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Merge/Santa[edit source]

I "voted", happy? - [Pharos] 04:14, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

u r a robot[edit source]

Noobs are very tasty · Vector Skin!Edit this page

22:21, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Competition...[edit source]

It looks like someone's after your RC spamming crown... Real Nub 09:37, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

In that case...
By the powers invested in me, I hereby crown you King Cook-Me Plox of Spamalot. May your reign be a long and just one.

Now go spam some [email protected]@@@ Real Nub 20:01, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

wiki search[edit source]

No rush on this, but I am wondering how to get an exact search for a phrase. I am looking for every instance of "note that", but a normal search also lists every instance of "note", which is wayyyy too many too sort through to find the results I need. Any ideas? Thanks man.--Degenret01 05:58, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

Today is...[edit source]


Noobs are very tasty · Vector Skin!Edit this page

03:23, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Vandal talk[edit source]

This is unreal. HeartHeart --Aburnett(Talk) 06:02, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Slots[edit source]

(Sorry if I was supposed to reply on my page, but I've never worked wiki messaging out quite right)

I was going to do that, but then I realized that it's really a two-handed slot since the defensive shield also counts as being two-handed. I don't think there'd be any problem with adding two-handed weapon slot as a redirect, though? coppro 06:37, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Vandal[edit source]


This user has vandal-ed from the Wiki.

-- 02:05, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Reminder[edit source]

Remember to remove/replace file links after deleting or moving files. Thank you, 222 talk 12:46, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Seahawks[edit source]

EWWWWWWWW --LiquidTalk 01:08, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

Drop logs[edit source]

Tell me what you think about when you see this. Maybe that the visitors want drop logs?

Oh and "it looks unprofessonal" uh-huh... people like it. JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 21:38, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

I suggest we change the main page poll to something like
Do you think that, after reading all consequences, we should add drop logs?
Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view the results of this poll before you have voted.
There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 17:36, 24 September 2018.
poll-id A5CB04C3B3CF25879CA22E0296757AA6

and then we would have a page with consequences which you are probably very good at for making them up. Be sure to add "It does make the chances more accurate, and it will be mentioned on how many kills it is based"
I think it is NPOV enough(maybe even trying to convince people to oppose, with 4 no options and probably a lot more consequences than the only reason why it should be added) to be added, and i still think people would like the fact it is more accurate much more than they dislike all reasons why it shouldn't. Please don't start about that polls don't count because the main page poll is seen by the majority of the community, so also the majority of the community will tell what they think. I hope this can eliminate the reason people wouldn't want to have it added. JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 14:15, December 29, 2010 (UTC)
So you're just going to ignore what visitors want? JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 08:56, December 30, 2010 (UTC)
So if community thinks there should be a poll for it we should do the poll? If so, please convince me why i should not propose it by giving reasons why the poll would not be launched. About the shots: no problem. I'm gonna make images of them too. Oh and the different activities of the warrior guild need pages, or atleast proper redirects. As you liek spam, you might wanna do it, and if not, i'll do it. JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 07:26, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
Do you see any arguments i didn't treat here? JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 16:30, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

A compliment...[edit source]

Regarding on how fast you were to delete the fake Full Dragon Ornamental image, I have to compliment you. As I was typing something on the talk page, the image was already deleted. Good job! Gumba johnny 02:06, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

RE: SiteMeter[edit source]

No particular reason. Do you have a better position for it? I don't find it in the way of anything... it only takes up a few lines (of text) at most? Quantcast is good, but to me, their stats are quite inaccurate and less informative compared to sitemeter. Although the sitemeter stats are not available publicly, it is much more detailed.   az talk   16:54, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

I'll change the location then. It hasn't updated since the switch from Monaco to Oasis, I think?   az talk   02:52, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Deleting Edits[edit source]

Wtf Are You Retarded?RzVids 22:51, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, Here Why Because You're Deleting Other People Edit Which They Put On The Wiki So They might Think "Hey, What Is The Point Of Uploading Stuff wiki If Get Deleted Anyway By Some kid Who Doesn't Think It Helps." Can't Go A Day Without My Edit Lasting without someone deleting it

RFD {{R}}[edit source]

The consensus on the latest RfD was not to delete files because it is also possible to get them with {{R}}. There has been said nothing about deleting {{R}} and therefore it doesn't meet the deletion criteria. Please undelete it now, as you are violating it. And also, please read RS:DP#Cases where a page shouldn't be deleted 2nd point: "Deleting would stir up a small controversy among editors, even if (a) criterion/criteria for deletion had been met." well it does, so that's even more reason why it should reach consensus before being deleted. JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 00:20, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Be honest, did you ask Halo to delete it?
and the template works better than {{Extimage}} for wikia images. Why delete if it should not be used for one page, while it can be used for a lot more?
It didn't get clear consensus to delete it, so it doesn't meet the deletion criteria. The deletion is violating the Deletion Policy, so should immediately be undone. The fact you are admin doesn't mean you are more right here than me, but still, because you can delete and i can't you get what you want and i don't. TO PREVENT MORE PROBLEMS JUST FUCKING UNDELETE THE TEMPLATE! JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 11:14, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
Nobody gets hurt if the template stays here for some more time, so just undelete it, rfd it and you are out of problems. This is what i mean with stubborn. Even if the policy says something about controversy, you MUST keep at what you think, and NEVER change your opinion other than with consensus. Just so you know. JOEYTJE50TALKpull my finger 11:26, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

How You Infinnit To Tell Me What the hell helps people becuase i think it has a use and i dont a damn if u dont becuase im trying to do what i do and that is giving advice on where to start if Players are new to dungoneering And Later They Can Level up And Advance Dude And None OF the Pictures I've Uploaded Are Low-Quality Their All ONG

How You Infinnit To Tell Me What the hell helps people becuase i think it has a use and i dont a damn if u dont becuase im trying to do what i do and that is giving advice on where to start if Players are new to dungoneering And Later They Can Level up And Advance Dude And None OF the Pictures I've Uploaded Are Low-Quality Their All PNG

Stfu just stfu.. leave the edits i make alone

Ill **** Your Day Up.. And Their Were Not Any Of Those Implications

I Ain't Trying To Be Aggressive To You Or Anybody I Just Hate To See When My Uploaded Photos Get Deleted Without Specific Reason And Their Was No Picture Of The Cyclopean Helmet Glitch When I Viewed So I Thought: "Well This Page Doesn't Have All The Glitches So I Guess I'm Going To Add 1 more" 1Minute Later... "WHAT THE F!?" You Going To Cry Btw? RzVids 02:20, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Every Single Time Man.... I Really Doubt Jagex Created This Wikipedia ....

No They Weren't, Sorry For Repeatedly Pissing You Off And Making Making The Wiki Look Like Trash... Because All it Really Matters Is The Admin Who can Edit The Wiki And No One Can Else. Sorry For Being A Normal Person Just Trying To Help Players Continue In Their RuneScape Play Nice And Smoothly Without Any Problems But Clearly To You Don't Want Me Editing The Wiki Because You Think My Edit Sucks :(  —The preceding unsigned comment was added by RzVids (talk) on 1 January 2011 at 02:34.