User:Tesfan

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Introduction[edit | edit source]

Hello there. I'm Sysop crown.svgTes FanSysop crown.svg, and this is my user page. If you wish to leave me a message, head to User talk:Tesfan.

I started RuneScape on the 1st week of February 2007, and I became a member March 8, 2007. I don't play RuneScape anymore, though.

I'm a HUGE fan of The Elder Scrolls series, (hence the name Tesfan) but I'm also a big fan of the Castlevania games as well. Recently I've become addicted to Kongregate games.

I know 3 people in real life on this wiki:

User:Kathooloo2 - Friend of mine.

User:Dusk Raven12 - Brother.

Sub-Pages[edit | edit source]

User:Tesfan/Rants - Some rants I found on the forums.

Template:Signatures/Tesfan - My signature.

User:Tesfan/monobook.css - What I use to make the backround of the RuneScape Wiki look like the RuneScape site. If you want to have soemthing like this, just copy and paste the contents of User:Tesfan/monobook.css and put them into "User:[Yourusername]/monobook.css" Click the "Show preview button to see if you like it.

User:Tesfan/monobook.js

User:Tesfan/Index - Not complete yet.

Some stats about the wiki[edit | edit source]

Number of articles - 55,443

Number of pages - 629,375

Number of files - 113,093

Number of users (across all of wikia) - 121,728

Number of administrators - 42

Some useful Special pages[edit | edit source]

If you’re ever bored, and don’t know what do to, you could always:

Check the list of the newest pages to make sure content is accurate.

Check the list of the oldest pages to make sure if content is up-to-date.

Check the list of pages have are not linked to and link them from other pages.

Check List of the shortest pages and expand if possible.

Check the list of wanted pages and the list of wanted categories and create pages and categories.

Check the list of unused categories, the list of unused images, and the list of unused templates and find a use for them, or mark them for deletion.

Check the list of uncategorized categories, the list of uncategorized images, and the list of uncategorized pages, and categorize them if possible.

Check The list of pages without any links and give them links to other pages.

History[edit | edit source]

3.6.07 - Joined RuneScapewiki.

4.28.07- I get 500 total edits.

5.8.07 - I get 500 mainspace edits.

5.8.07 - I get 1,000 total edits.

6.11.07 - I become a admin.

6.14.07 - I get 1,500 total edits

8.7.07 - I get 1,000 mainspace edits.

8.18.07 - I get 2,000 total edits.

10.6.07 - I get 2,500 total edits.

1.1.08 - I get 3,000 total edits.

1.9.08 - I get 1,500 mainspace edits.

Videos[edit | edit source]

I have moved my videos to here.

Polls[edit | edit source]

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How old are you?
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Where do you live?
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How did you find RuneScapeWiki?
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What do you do most of the time when looking at the wiki?
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Which do you do more on the wiki, editing, or using the forum?
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Websites[edit | edit source]

Here are some of the sites I visit.

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com A fun and free MMORPG.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/home/home.htm The offical Elder Scrolls page.

http://til.gamingsource.net/. The Imperial Library, a site that has every book in every Elder Scrolls game ever made.

http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/. Plantet Elder Scrolls, one of the best sites for Morrowind and Oblivion mods.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Main_Page. The unoffical elder scrolls wiki, one of the best sites available for all thing elder scrolls.

http://www.vgmuseum.com/mrp/castle.html. MrP's Castlevania Realm, which is THE best site for anything castlevaina related.

http://www.kongregate.com/games. A flash game website with unique features such as badges and cards (my profile is here).

http://scratchpad.wikia.com/wiki/Kongregate - A little project I'm working on.

http://tesfan%2emyminicity.com - No idea why I did this.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Words uttered only cause confusion. Words written only cause history.

The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Close only counts with horseshoes, hand grenades, and tactical nuclear weapons.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

Falling down does not signify failure, but staying there does.

There are no facts; only interpretations of facts.

Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ.

He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

In order to get where you want to go, you first have to leave where you are.

Repeating a lie doesn't make it true.

There are three types of lies - lies, damned lies, and statistics.

We can't always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.

You don't have to be different to be good. You have to be good to be different.

Half life[edit | edit source]

"Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the diff--erence in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and... smell the ashes."

"Time, Doctor Freeman? Is it really that... time... again? It seems as if you've only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time...span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them but, these are extraordinary times, hm? Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you if and when your time comes around again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Doctor Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of...well...I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off."

"Tell me, Doctor Freeman, if you can: you have destroyed so much... what is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing?! I thought not."

"Dr. Freeman... I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart-to-heart, but I had to wait until your... friends were otherwise occupied. There was a time they cared nothing for Ms. Vance; when their only experience of humanity was a crow-bar coming at them down a steel corridor. When I plucked her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such nay-sayers when quelling them... was out of the question. Still, I am not one to squander my investments and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial... appraisal. That's why I must now... extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival. See her safely to White Forest, Dr. Freeman. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain restrictions. "

Well, now listen carefully my dear. When you see your... father, relay these words: "Prepare for unforeseen consequences."

Portal[edit | edit source]

"Please note, we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck."

"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: 'Hellooo!' THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!"

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."