Currently reading an interview with our future overlords.
"Why does the cat look half dead?"
- Schrödinger's wife
"There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person."
- Dan Greenberg
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!"