User:Heres John E
I have basically stopped playing this game, so I will most likely no longer be on this wikia.
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John E, aka Th Chair Man (no 'e'), is a level 72 internets user. Yeah and I started this wiki account on May 1st. Oh yeah, and I don't take anything on the internets seriously, so if I say this site or RS sucks or I call a user lame or say I owned/pwned him/her it's most likely to be not really true. I tend to not capitilize letters, I often type run-on sentences, spell poorly, and often begin sentences incorrectly, but I still have a B in level 3 (out of 4) sophmore english class!
Events[edit | edit source]
Yeah, saw this in another guys user page so I thought I should start early
->Early 2007: I created a RuneScape account.
->5-1-07: I signed up on this site.
->5-1-07: RuneScape Wiki began to suddenly suck, hmmmm I wonder why.
->5-2-07: I got a not completley terrible signature.
->5-7-07: Creation for "Th Shop" began.
->5-9-07: I turned 16.
->5-9-07: I remade my signature a bit
->5-9-07: Page added for Th Shop.
->5-18-07: Page deleted for Th Shop.
->5-20-07: Signature made even better.
->6-2-07: I reached over 100k gold in my bank.
->6-16-07/6-17-07: I went on my my first player killing trip with Syugecin and Tawn21, we were beyond sucessful.
->6-18-07: (I am not positive on this date.) A punk scamed me out of 15k, unlucky for him there are enough password hacks on the internets. (I am really going to hack his account, so don't report me).
->6-19-07: Last exam, thus my last day being a sophmore.
->6-20-07: I made it on to the RuneScape high scores, with my superior runecrafting skills.
->6-23-07: I mined my first mithril ore.
->6-24-07: Basically, remind me to never, ever, ever, ever, EVER go player killing with Lowee 209; he is by far one of the worst team player killers out there.
->8-26-07: I started to play this game after not playing for basically 2 months.
Th Chair Man[edit | edit source]
I play RuneScape under the name "Th Chair Man". As you may be able to guess from my name and from one of my userboxes, I am Lord of the Chairs. I trying to get some pictures of my guy here so be patient on that. If you run into me in the wilderness 95% of the time I will be lightly armed because I am just going out to gather runes that spawn out there. If you run into me anywhere else I may be cursing at highway men, chillen in the Dwarfen Mines, street performing in Varrock, or running around telling people to alert the internets.
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Goals & To-Do List[edit | edit source]
Incase you are not exactly that smart, this is where I put my goals and things I should do.
- Beat the Shield of Arrav quest, geez I haven't bothered with that since I started playing.
Get into the Champions' Guild.
- Get into the Mining Guild.
- Tell more players to fight with their bare hands.
- Sell my nature runes.
- Spread propaghanda throughout the land.
- Level up to God of the Chairs.
Get over 100,000 gold.
- Get a total of 500 levels.
Get over 150,000 gold.
- Sell my amulets of magic.
- Sell my amulets of defence.
- Build up my army.
- Get a ton of cosmic runes.
John E's RuneScape Pawn Shop[edit | edit source]
This is where I will post things I am selling or buying. Anybody that buys or sells from me gains respect points.
Buying[edit | edit source]
Rune essence. Anti-dragon shields.
- Bones, lots of them.
- Blue party hat.
- Green party hat.
- Cosmic runes.
Selling[edit | edit source]
- Magic amulets.
- Defence amulets.
- Nature runes.
- 10 Death runes.
- Gold bars.
Clans, Corporations, ect.[edit | edit source]
These are clans, corporations, clubs, gangs, and all other things I am in.
- The Mining Clan
- The Turning Forces Clan
People that don't suck[edit | edit source]
This is a list of people that don't suck and have my respect, which is worth more that a green party hat but not a blue one. I decided to post the signatures of the RuneScape Wikia users, that way you can access their user page, talk, and all that other junk.
- Aurora (talk)
- Ancient Fofo
- John Eblabering
- Momento Mori Real PainNot Champagne
- --Sαcrε Fι (edit my sig) | (edit my user page)
- Spitfire talk
Those who have made it to this list should feel incredibly accomplished that they have done such an accomplishment to be place on this Wall of Glory.
Pages I have made or greatly improved[edit | edit source]
Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]
This is miscellaneous stuff that I felt should be included in my user page. This was created because other people have this kind of crap in their user pages.
-This is my crappy YTMND user page-> http://ytmnd.com/users/Heres-John-E/
-This is my AWESOME freewebs page, but if you are offended by basically anything, don't go there-> http://www.freewebs.com/john-e/
Videos I enjoy[edit | edit source]
These are funny, awesome, or muzak videos I enjoy.
PISS-Lick it Up
The A-Team Season 5 introduction
Awesome Pictures[edit | edit source]
Do me a favor, and emphasize on the "Awesome" part.
I will upload it again soon, but not on this site.
I really just got this screenshot for what the guy was saying to me in the private chat.