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Hello, speck in a galactic cloud of decillions of nameless particles. If you aspire to glean information from this excerpt, then you may be more than satisfied with the below mentioned factualities.

  • My character name is so glorious that the beauty of it is unfathomable for the feeble human mind to comprehend, in that its direct utterance will induce the foolish speaker with insanity.
  • My combat level is beyond reckoning of any ordinary numbers. I can destroy the mightiest beast in the deepest dungeon in the blink of an eye. No other player stands a chance against my concentrated might.
  • I am mostly an unstoppable death machine of unspeakably amazing awesomeness. My very presence has been known to drive even the firmest mind of the strongest warrior to utter madness.