User:Draconus 42/Quotes

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Here are my quotes, If you have more to add, tell me on my talk page!
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Oh, this? I got it at a place, you know, like a noun?
You asked what's up and I told you the sky, why are you annoyed by the truth?
Excellent observation! I do speak in riddles!
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To Mod Jack: Hey Jack

To Mod Jack: Arn't you supposed to keep private off?

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You see, I can't take a break from the Wiki, when I do, no one gets welcomed.
I called my mom a noob when she burnt our chicken dinner.
Check the door means to listen at it, not put several rounds through it.
A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays.

- Unknown

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.

- Albert Schweitzer

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

- Jim Davis

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.

- Dan Greenberg

Beware of people who dislike cats.

- Irish Proverb

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

- Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

- Unknown

No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.

- Unknown

How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.

- Robert A. Heinlein}

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

- Bob

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

- Anonymous

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

…The player died in front of a chicken...
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

- Captain Jack Sparrow