User:Clv309/Christine policies

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CDNS[edit | edit source]

CDNS stands for Christine does not sleep or sing. It implies that anyone expecting Christine to sing a song, even a short lullaby, will be disappointed to find out that she will not sing at all. Instead, they will be required to sing for Christine until she declares that they are a terrible or excellent singer, in which case it would be right because Christine is always right.

If you find Christine online at 5:00 A.M. it is because she does not sleep. She does not require sleep, and if she says, "nou", she is right.

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I thought she sang in vent before? Santa hat.png Powers38 おはようヾ(´・ω・`) 08:43, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

You wouldn't sing to me?

Bonziiznob Talk

13:04, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6914/christinedoessleep.png Karil's crossbow.pngXi_Karilz_IxFire cape.png 14:42, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

she has fallen asleep twice that i know of =0 Slayer Timwac talk Fire cape.png 19:07, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

I do seem to recall bonzi saying your voice is 'hot' when you 'sing' O.o --

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CIAR[edit | edit source]

CIAR stands for Christine is always right. It implies that any decision can be overridden by Christine with a binding and irreversible virtual contract. In cases where a consensus has already been reached but Christine says otherwise then she is right. If Christine says that 2+2=5 then she is undoubtedly 100% correct.

Instances where Christine is always right include, but are not limited to:

  • Christine giving her opinion about something happening on the Yew Grove or in the community
  • Fluffy Bunnies or other animals not being as awesome as her
  • Telos saying that she is right while in the chat on Ventrilo

If CIAR is violated then you are screwed. You can run but you can't hide. Good luck and goodbye. Sweet dreams, sweetheart.

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Lmao Santa hat.png Powers38 おはようヾ(´・ω・`) 08:30, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Rule 97. Karil's crossbow.pngXi_Karilz_IxFire cape.png 14:30, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Hahahah epic. XD ~ Fire Surge icon.png Sentry Telos Talk  04:39, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

You say your always right,but you're wrong,you never always right. o.O --

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17:12, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

CIC[edit | edit source]

CIC stands for Christine is Christine. That means that she can only be called Christine. Being Christine, she goes by many different aliases or pseudonyms whenever she feels like it. However, once it has been confirmed that it is Christine, she has to be referred to as Christine. Being called anything else vexes her greatly, endangering everyone in the vicinity.

Violators will be bitten on sight.

Hi clv,bucket girl!! --

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CNSNTC[edit | edit source]

CNSNTC means "Can Not Say No To Christine". That means that no one can say "No", or any other negative statements, to Christine. It also means that one has to agree to any of Christine's offers. Finally, it means that one must obey any and all of Christine queries or commands.

Christine being always right, She may, at times, require certain services from others. Christine being awesome, whoever has been asked to service her cannot refuse. Moreover, one should feel honoured being deemed worthy to help Christine.

Christine may also issue commands. Those may vary in complexity and length. When issued such an order, one must do all within one's power to fullfil it. Time given to do so also varies. Here are some examples:

  • Bring buckets (One must bring as many buckets as possible and give those to Christine, as soon as possbile)
  • Shaddap (One must immediately cease all conversations until Christine says otherwise)
  • Go to the moon (Here, one must do all one can do to find oneself at the moon. This may include waiting 10 years for the next shuttle, building a person shuttle, or launching oneself from a cannon)

Note that some of those can be given as cryptics. Therefore, it would be required to decipher them before one can obey them. Failing to do so would constitute as a violation of CNSNTC, unless Christine herself forgets what she meant.

Nope,ain't happening. --

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No u Badassiel (talk) 02:17, 27 May 2019 (UTC)

CIA[edit | edit source]

CIA Stands for Christine Is Awesome. In a nutshell, it is the basis of CIAR, stating that Christine is, indeed, very awesome. That is always true, and there are no known counterstatements. Note that this covers all actions parttaken by Christine, making those awesome as well (for example, 99 Strength only became awesome after she got it). Disrespecting any of the said actions would be a direct violation of CIA.

Christine's awesomeness cannot be doubted under any circumstances, and there will be severe consequences for doing so.

Note that ignorance of CIA does not excuse one from it.

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Yeah. Sure. Rigghhhtt....*doubts Clvs awesomeness*--

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