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- 1.1 Quests
- 1.2 Other
Contents[edit | edit source]
Quests[edit | edit source]
The Branches of Darkmeyer[edit | edit source]
But I like treasure trails!
That'ts totally normal.
Prepare to die!
WHY DO YOU LIE!
Yay, she's dead.
Vanescula, y u so scary.
Didn't I just kill you in 1 hit? Is your max hit not 1?
YOUR MAX HIT IS 1!
Why do you think you're actually a threat.
I intentionally did that.
I take offense.
Stop insulting me!
Stop insulting me pls.
Of course I go ahead and set a foot wrong.
VANSTROM IS IVAN STROM CONFIRMED
The World Wakes (Updated 25/05)[edit | edit source]
Perfectly normal stuff.
Nooes, it be Guthix!
Um... A pot lid?
Face our army!
Yay, more guardians!
And then he dies.
Haha, u so funny.
Death will forever be stuck fighting that Pyrefiend.
I'm SOOOOO scared.
Go get 'em, Thaerisk!
Go get em, Harold!
Okay, Zilyana, that's kind of scary...
You're kind of scary too, Cres.
And now the Zarosians arrive to get things done.
And knowing is half the battle.
Nice to meet you, self!
I appear to have fireballs and ice being shot at me. Oh dear.
All the feels!
Nice epic shot of the Guthixians, Zarosians and Commander Zilyana!
Post quest shenanigans[edit | edit source]
Uh, Fiara, did you forget that whole thing where Guthix made me a guardian and then he died?
The Elder Kiln[edit | edit source]
That's pretty much what JalYt means, yeah.
Bad TzHaar! Bad!
Well, that's scary. The strongest thing in the game! (Bar the Ferret of Doom, of course.)
Yay, jump again!
Some Like It Cold[edit | edit source]
Cute seal! I want one!
I take offense to that.
We need more cow bell.
I can help with needles too.
No, you have flippers.
If you say so.
Not really, no.
Nice description, self.
Right, 'good' times.
Nope, still don't understand a word.
Y u no backup plan!
Of course legs can't talk.
But invisible board games are fun.
Everything makes you depressed.
Y U SO DEPRESSING!
Astoria tells it like it is.
Arf arf arf!
That's a little harsh. I wonder what penguins taste like...
Easter 2007[edit | edit source]
Did you try um, you know, actually delivering them yourself?
Something went wrong on easter? You'll be noticing I'm not shocked.
Yes, extremely amusing.
Y U NO DO OWN WORK, HARVEY?
I don't like the sound of that.
...Yes it is. You're a rabbit every day!
Next Year: Critters are running amok in the warren and he hatches another scheme.
Other[edit | edit source]
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
Pirates[edit | edit source]
I'm a Mahjarrat, actually.
But I want to know :(.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY WRENCH
WHAT ELSE DID YOU STEAL FROM ME
PLUNDER ALL THE LANDLUBBERS
You should clap me in Dragons.
Nice and subtle.
Can you draw me it?
Player Owned Ports (Updated 25/05)[edit | edit source]
Damn you, Tomlin!
Only 450, eh?
Because oil drums are a perfectly normal thing to have on a church.
So apparently 77 Runecrafting is second to none.
Needs more safes.
You don't say.
..Bethan, y u forget!
The horror, the horror!
That's good... I guess?
MARCUS IS BECOMING SARADOMINIST OH NOES
Sure, but let me cut your gems first.
The Heim crab is its natural enemy.
Pet/Familiar Dialogue (Updated 25/05)[edit | edit source]
But you're the pest!
...Thanks for the compliment?
They need to stop thinking about eating me.
STOP THINKING ABOUT EATING ME!!!
A shame he's dead then.
And then it disintergrates, yay.
Yay, Abyssal team!
Like Scrooge McDuck but with charms.
I'm just a generous person.
Oh alright then.
Must be made by Microsoft.
Yep, made by Microsoft for sure.
Misc Dialogue (Updated 25/05)[edit | edit source]
Guthix's severed hand!
They need to quieten down.
I'm offended by that remark!
Aren't you an insect?
Bob, you're crazy.
Bob's Collar is an Elder Artefact, confirmed.
You don't say.
Typical Camel problems.
Are you sure you're not related to Sir Tiffy?
Hah, I see right through your feeble attempt to scare me!
I wish I could have seen that.
Poor Dorgeshuun, not knowing a thing about humans.
Melzar is a surprisingly good poet.
I have my pedantic hat on today.
Shut up, Grubfoot!
Glitches (Updated 25/05)[edit | edit source]
General Khazard be noclipping. And taunting Lucien.
What are you going on about now Jones.
HOW DO I FISH THIS
And I didn't think a broken bridge could be broken.
DEM BROKEN POISON WASTES
PRAISE THE RANDOM FENCE
Kharshai gained so much weight that the floor under him collapsed.
Bolrie, how did you get up there!?
The River Kelda decided to be greeny-black and very reflective today.
Viggora is a dwarf. And visible, for some reason.
Yay, flying! Look at all of the things we can see!
AMG, 'TIS Jal'yt-Ga'al-Kot! And it's ZANIK!
Black goblin mail. AS A HUMAN!
And here we have the Prisoner of Glouphrie gnomes! Oddly, they have actual examine texts.
Look at all of those zaniks!
Junk. It looks like A twig. It's apparently actually the Wise Old Man, and has the examine text of "Utterly useless."
Yay, severed Zanik head!
And here we have Nora. And some grain thrown in too, for good measure.
Not where I'd expect to find a Ga'al, I must admit.
This bridge seems legit.
This isn't odd at all.
Ariane is a DEMON WORSHIPPER.
AN ARMY OF TREES.
A floating red curtain! Must be a future update hint!
This isn't overpowered or anything.
Poor cats are drowning.
Why are you guthixian today, Mr Mage of Zamorak?
Yay, spying on Brundt and co!
Here I am in the first age, watching humans being brought to Gielinor.
Here I am in my port, floating.
Other other (Updated 3/06)[edit | edit source]
That's my favourite thing too.
Yay, new forums got leaked for a few minutes!
What's a goblin swagger stick
Look at all of those expensive dwarven balls. And cannons with people in them.
And there's Mr. Death Equire
No idea Kharshai, no idea.