User:Am-say

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NOTICE!


I cannot get on rs yet. I'm on the Internet on my touch to write this. I will be on later, I hope.


My last thryst with Runescape wll be Saturday, September 20th. I will (hopefully) be on most of the day... I may see many of you, I may not. But I'm willing to seel all my stuff at ridiculously low prices, so stop by and see what I have. My RS name is SamofRhs, so pm if you want to find anything specific.. Or look me up in the rs wikia cc, though I may not be there. I most likely will be, so... Yeah. Kia kaha, may the wind take you back to whence you came, may you live in boring times, assorted other strange old greetings...

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And So We Go[edit | edit source]

Aloha, I am a user, and obviouly, Sam is my name. (Am-say is pig latin for Sam.) I often say "kia ora" which means roughly "Hi" or "Hello". You can often find me on the clan chat, talking, asking questions and joking.(not to mention stabbing people) I enjoy the people on the clan chat, which is to say, everyone I've met in the month or two I've been on are pretty cool.
I'm an avid fan for the RSWP and very glad I get to write on it. :D
I dare you to click HERE!

Bruxacosmica and I have a running joke on the clan chat, which goes something like this: Me: *Stabs Brux*

Brux: *Dodges, shoots Sam*

Me: *Dodges*

It's most definatly not only our joke. It was around WAAAYYY before I was a wikian. I also stab anyone that's not talking, so watch out!

I LOVE polls, so I makes lots. (See below.) This is the only permanent poll I'm going to have.

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Chuck Norris![edit | edit source]

I LOVE Chuck Norris jokes!

  1. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  2. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
  3. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.
  4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  5. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  6. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
  7. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  8. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
  9. Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
  10. Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
  11. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
  12. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
  13. On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
  14. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
  15. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
  16. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  17. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  18. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  19. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
  20. Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
  21. Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.
  22. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  23. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
  24. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s ******* beef.
  25. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
  26. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
  27. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
  28. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  29. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
  30. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  31. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. .
  32. Chuck Norris’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take **** from anyone.
  33. Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  34. If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
  35. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
  36. Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick *** at the same time.
  37. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
  38. Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never ***** up.
  39. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.
  40. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
  41. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  42. The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep.
  43. Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.
  44. Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not “attempt” murder.
  45. Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
  46. Chuck Norris is the fastest creature on earth, even when he's standing still.
Chuck Norris.
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My Character[edit | edit source]

My Runescape character is level 46. His name is Sam of Rhs, a name I came up with becuase my name is Sam, and I go to R. High School. I wear plateskirts (long story) and, currently, I'm using an almost-full set of Rune Armour. (Plateskirt, chainbody, longsword, a kite shield, with leather boots and gloves. I can't wear the danged Platebody since I've yet to do Dragon Slayer. Come to think of it, all I've done on runescape is make money, and not even that much. Probably a mil spent, but normally on stuff I use up right away. (I've spent several hundred thousand on Camelot teleports.) Since I'm so low-level in everything, It's not even worth putting up all of my stats. A few of my best: Mining (43) Attack (41) Defense (40) Fletching (37) And Woodcutting (36) (I only use it for fletching. Yes, I cut my own logs, and now I pick and spin my own flax.) My friends have asked more than once how I can stand to sit there for hours and Fletch. Well, honestly, I don't know. Normally I'm involved deeply in a discussion on the Clan Chat, and more than once I've found my self an hour's walk away from where I was last time I checked. (That's why I buy so many Camelot teleports.) That most extreme of these moments was a couple of months ago, in Feburuary. I was sitting in my house pm'ing over seven people, when I decided to go kill Falador guards. Almost an hour later, I remembered what I was going to do, and found myself over White Wolf Mountain, past the gnome stronghold and... Well, really nowhere I wanted to be. So I used my Home teleport spell, and viola., I was back in Lumbridge. I never can remember what I did in that walk, other than talk, talk, and talk. (Not to mention walk) I sleep-walk on runescape! Hahahahahaha... That should be a userbox. I would try to make one, but after the sig incident... I don't think so. And, besides I would be the only one that could say it and have it true. (maybe.)


Goals[edit | edit source]

  • Make a million GP (close, 600k)
  • Get Fletching to at least 50 (got it to 37 so far)
  • Complete Fishing Contest Done
  • Get 30 Farming (Got it to... 12. Still a ways to go.)

Get 50 combat, with at least 50 attack and defence. (I'll probably need more than those two to 50. But, I already got them to 41 and 40, respectivly.)

  • Learn how not to suck at the Wiki. (Any help would be apreciated. I think I'm getting better. But, meh, I dunno.)


Things That've Happend to me:[edit | edit source]

  • I friggin' swear, Saquatch lives in my back yard. My friends and I've seen him over 20 times now. It's kinda weird, knowing he's out there.We see him everyonce in a while, not to common, not too far apart. Mostly just glimpses in the forest, not close encounters. Except once. I woke up looked out my window, and he was right there, staring at me. He just slowly walked away, back into the forest that we own. (It's behind my house, about 300 yards or so. It spans over a mile to eiter side, a little than a mile deep and chock-full of trails. That no one ever made. No one human, at any rate.
  • Having lived in the Alien Conspiracies Capitol of the USA, Roswell, Nex Mexico.
    • (Not mention seen a few of them UFO's myself. And not just in New Mexico. In the field next to my house, my friend and I watch one take off.{From a safe distance})
  • Staring down a 20-year-old man at 13.
  • Having been to all states (except 5 or so) in the United States of America.

Testing colors[edit | edit source]

Balance Is Power! Panda's are awesome! Saradomin is for retards! Zamorak is for noobs! The Movie "Fight Club kicks arse! Only stalkers use twitter! (look me up at twitter.com/samthedeathclaw) If you can read this, you're superman! That's... 8 different colors I've found already! (You'll never find the 7th.)

Wow. I found the page with all of the colors. That's a lot.

Polls[edit | edit source]

Have you seen any of my articles for the RSWP?
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Three Days Grace.
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Does Guthix Love Bunnies?
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Do I have to many user boxes?
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What's your favorite god?
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Which of my goals should I get first?
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as Sam of Rhs.
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