Dialogue for Zombie head

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Question 1: How did you die?

  • Player: Hey, Head?
  • Zombie Head: What?
  • Player: How did you die?
  • Zombie Head: I stuck my neck out for an old friend.
  • Player: You shouldn't get so cut up about it.
  • Zombie Head: Well if I keep it all bottled up I'll turn into a total head case.

Question 2: What is your name?

  • Player: Hey, Head?
  • Zombie Head: What?
  • Player: What is your name?
  • Zombie Head: Mumblemumblemumble...
  • Player: What was that?
  • Zombie Head: My name is Edward Cranium.
  • Player: Edd Cranium?
  • Player: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
  • Zombie Head: Har har...

Question 3: Can you do any tricks?

  • Player: Hey Head?
  • Zombie Head: What now?
  • Player: Can you do any tricks?
  • Zombie Head: Not any more...
  • Player: How come?
  • Zombie Head: Because I used to be able to do a handstand for over an hour while juggling cannon balls with my feet...
  • Player: Wow, you were quite the entertainer.
  • Zombie Head: Yep. Now I can barely roll my eyes...
  • Player: I know what you can do!
  • Zombie Head: What?
  • Player: Vent...
  • Zombie Head: Don't even suggest it!
  • Player: Ok.

Question 4: Want a new hat?

  • Player: Hey, Head?
  • Zombie Head: Can't I rest in peace?
  • Player: No!
  • Player: Would you like a new hat?
  • Zombie Head: No, but could you screw a handle into the top of my head?
  • Player: A handle? Why?
  • Zombie Head: Because currently you wave me about by my hair, and it hurts.

Question 5: Want to go scare some people?

  • Player: Hey, Head?
  • Zombie Head: Will you ever leave me alone?
  • Player: No!
  • Player: Want to go scare some people?
  • Zombie Head: Let's leave it for now.
  • Player: All right...
  • Player: We'll quit while we're ahead!
  • Zombie Head: If I try really hard I might be able to will myself deader...