Dialogue for Zombie farmer

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This transcript involves dialogue with Zombie farmer, Papa Mambo, and the player.

Standard dialogue

• Select an option
  • Would you look after my patches for me?
    • Player: Would you look after my patches for me?
    • Zombie farmer: Urrrrg?
    • Which patch do you want looking after?
      • The fruit tree patch.
        • If nothing is planted in the patch:
          • Zombie farmer: Nothing growing in patch. No need help.
        • If something is planted in the patch:
          • (Transcript missing. edit)
      • The vine bush patch.
        • (Same as above)
      • The vine herb patch.
        • (Same as above)
  • If the zombie farmer is not set to weed the farming patches:
    • Can you keep my farming patches weeded, please?
      • Zombie farmer: Urrr, weeeeds... Me weed now...
  • If the zombie farmer is set to weed the farming patches:
    • Can you stop weeding my farming patches, please?
      • Zombie farmer: Erggg... ...Me no weed.
  • Can you sell me something?
    • Player: Can you sell me something?
    • Zombie farmer: Urrr? ... Braaaiiinnns? Urrrr...
    • Papa Mambo: Heh heh heh. No use talking to de dead, dem has nuttin' you be wantin'. If you want to buy someting, come an' talk to me.
  • That's all, thanks.
    • Player: That's all, thanks.