Dialogue for Zeke

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• Zeke: A thousand greetings, [sir/madam].
  • Do you want to trade?
    • Zeke: Yes, certainly. I deal in scimitars.
      • (Zeke's Superior Scimitars opens)
  • Nice cloak.
    • Zeke: Thank you.
  • Could you sell me a dragon scimitar?
    • Zeke: A dragon scimitar? A DRAGON scimitar? No way, man! The banana-brained nitwits who make them would never dream of selling any to me. Seriously, you'll be a monkey's uncle before you'll ever hold a dragon scimitar.
      • If the player has completed Monkey Madness
        • Player: Hmmm, funny you should say that...
        • Zeke: Perhaps you'd like to take a look at my stock?
          • Yes, please, Zeke.
            • (Zeke's Superior Scimitars opens)
          • Not today, thank you.
            • (Dialogue ends)