Dialogue for Yakaminu

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Dialogue

Conversation 1

• A voice fills your head.
• Yakaminu: What has happened?
• Player: What do you mean?
• Yakaminu: The air is different. The world is changed once more.
• Player: Oh, I see! We're not on Mazcab. That's what's changed.
• Yakaminu: You should leave, Player.
• Player: Leave? Why's that?
• Yakaminu: There is a taste to this world. This vessel has tasted it before.
• Yakaminu: It tastes as mine once did. Before the storm.
• Yakaminu: Immediately before the storm.
• Yakaminu: You are not safe here, Player.
• Player: I can look after myself.
• Yakaminu: Then I was wrong.
• Yakaminu: You are not safe anywhere, Player.
• Player: Thanks for the vote of confidence, buddy.

Conversation 2

• A voice fills your head.
  • Yakaminu: Player, could you...
  • Player: Yowch!
  • Player: You've got to warn me when you do that. You scared the life out of me.
  • Yakaminu: Odd. I will endeavour to do so in the future.
  • Player: What were you going to say?
  • Yakaminu: It is okay Player. I will ask you another time, rather than stress your psyche further.
  • Unable to reach any higher, Yakaminu pats your knee with its head.
  • This act is as condescending as it is damp, and not particularly reassuring.

Conversation 3

• You hear a voice in your head start to speak, then pause.
• Yakaminu wiggles at you for a bit, then the voice resumes.
• Yakaminu: Player, I have a sensitive query for you.
• Yakaminu: I was curious, how much time would you estimate you spend thinking about ice cream?
  • Player: I spend a lot of time thinking about ice cream.
    • Yakaminu: That makes a lot of sense.
    • Yakaminu: I would expect that if I were a single corporeal entity of calculable experience and wisdom, Ice cream would rank high in my list of priorities.
    • Player: How does it rank presently?
    • Yakaminu: Never considered it before. I am above delightful pleasures.
  • Player: I spend a little time thinking about ice cream.
    • Yakaminu: I would expect that if I were a single corporeal entity of calculable experience and wisdom, Ice cream would rank high in my list of priorities.
    • Player: How does it rank presently?
    • Yakaminu: Never considered it before. I am above delightful pleasures.
  • Player: Ice cream?
    • Yakaminu: I would expect that if I were a single corporeal entity of calculable experience and wisdom, Ice cream would rank high in my list of priorities.
    • Player: How does it rank presently?
    • Yakaminu: Never considered it before. I am above delightful pleasures.

On Mazcab

• A voice fills your head.
• Yakaminu: Destroy this vessel, Player.
• Player: What?
• Yakaminu: While it lives, so do I. While I live, this world bleeds.
• Yakaminu: This vessel must return. It is a kindness to the great rock-bearer.
• Yakaminu: I must make this request of you, while I'm still lucid.
• Player: Well... I can understand that.
• Player: It's just that it took me a lot of effort to collect you.
• Yakaminu: This vessel.
• Player: Yes, your vessel. Sorry.
• Player: You see I had to wait a really long time...
• Player: Then I had to get a lot of people together repeatedly...
• Player: And each time we had to grab a couple of buckets of sand each...
• Player: And then we had to get beaten half to death by a ginormous water snake.
• Yakaminu: River snake.
• Player: Sure. If you say so. Sorry.
• Player: So I'm a little reluctant to fulfill your request.
• Player: Can you understand that?
• Yakaminu: No.
• Player: Oh.

Hidden Conversation

• You hear a voice in your head start to speak, then pause.
• Yakaminu wiggles at you for a bit, then the voice resumes.
• Yakaminu: Player, have you recovered from any mental trauma you experienced when I tried to speak to you earlier?
• Player: I've recovered.
• Yakaminu: I used this vessel to warn you before communicating this time, did you appreciate that?
• Player: Yes, Yakaminu. I appreciated that.
• Yakaminu: I would rather you address me directly, and not my vessel.
• Player: Sorry... you.
• Player: What am I supposed to call you if not Yakaminu?
• Yakaminu: I am beyond naming.
• Player:That can make it very difficult to address you directly.
• Yakaminu: That is narrow minded of you, Player.
• Player: What about Bertha? You do strike me as a Bertha.
• The voice in your head takes longer to respond than usual.
• Yakaminu: I do not think you have recovered, Player. I will leave you to recollect yourself.