Dialogue for Wurbel
- Wurbel: Gah! You play like a donkey, don't just sit there, get up and get the ball back!
- Player: Hello?
- Wurbel: That's more like it, get in there!
- Player: Excuse me?
- Wurbel: Oof. That's got to hurt.
- You think this guy is far too engrossed in the sport to pay any attention to anything else.