Dialogue for Woody

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Conversation 1
  • Player: I don't want to alarm you, but you're...
  • Player: Naked!
  • Woody: WHAT? Why did no one say anything before?
  • Player: Probably because you're a tree and trees don't generally wear clothes.
  • Woody: Most trees can't walk or talk either! Did anyone think about that? Oh, the shame!
Conversation 2
  • Player: What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
  • Woody: That was terrible.
  • Player: Don't worry I've got more. What did the beaver say to the tree? It was nice gnawing you!
  • Woody: Leaf it out, yew making me feel sycamore.
Conversation 3
  • Woody: Got wood?
  • (If the player has no logs or planks in their inventory:)
    • Player: Just you, my friend.
  • (If the player has logs or planks in their inventory:)
    • Player: Actually as it happens I have [amount] [log/logs] and [amount] [plank/planks] with me.
    • Woody: Good, make sure you look after them.