Dialogue for Wizard Cromperty

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This transcript involves dialogue with Wizard Cromperty and the player.

Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.
  • Choose an option:
    • Two jobs? That's got to be tough.
      • Player: Two jobs? That's got to be tough.
      • Wizard Cromperty: Not when you combine them it isn't! I invent MAGIC things!
      • Select an option
        • So what have you invented?
        • Well, I shall leave you to your inventing.
          • Player: Well, I shall leave you to your inventing.
          • Wizard Cromperty: Thanks for dropping by! Stop again anytime!
    • So what have you invented?
      • Player: So what have you invented?
      • Wizard Cromperty: Ah! My latest invention is my patent pending teleportation block! It emits a low level magical signal, that will allow me to locate it anywhere in the world, and teleport anything directly to it! I hope to revolutionise the entire teleportation system! Don't you think I'm great? Uh, I mean it's great?
      • Select an option
        • So where is the other block?
          • Player: So where is the other block?
          • Wizard Cromperty: Well... Hmm. I would guess somewhere between here and the Wizards' Tower in Misthalin. All I know is that it hasn't got there yet as the wizards there would have contacted I'm using the RPDT for delivery. They assured me it would be delivered promptly.
          • Select an option
            • Can I be teleported please?
              • (Transcript missing. edit)
            • Who are the RPDT?
              • Player: Who are the RPDT?
              • Wizard Cromperty: The RuneScape Parcel Delivery Team. They come very highly recommended. Their motto is: 'We aim to deliver your stuff at some point after you have paid us!'
        • Can I be teleported please?
          • Player: Can I be teleported please?
          • Wizard Cromperty: By all means! I'm afraid I can't give you any specifics as to where you will come out however. Presumably wherever the other block is located.
          • Select an option
            • Yes, that sounds good. Teleport me!
              • Player: Yes, that sounds good. Teleport me!
              • Wizard Cromperty: Okey dokey! Ready?
              • Wizard Cromperty: Dipsolum sententa sententi!
              • Wizard Cromperty teleports the player to the RPDT office.
            • That sounds dangerous. Leave me here.
              • Player: That sounds dangerous. Leave me here.
              • Wizard Cromperty: As you wish.
        • Well done, that's very clever.
          • Player: Well done, that's very clever.
          • Wizard Cromperty: Yes it is isn't it? Forgive me for feeling a little smug, this is a major breakthrough in the field of teleportation!
    • Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
      • Player: Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
      • Wizard Cromperty: Senventior disthine molenko!
      • Wizard Cromperty teleports the player to the Rune Essence mine.