Dialogue for Weird Old Man

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This transcript involves dialogue with Weird Old Man and the player.

Conversation 1

• Weird Old Man: No thanks, I don't want any.

Conversation 2

• Weird Old Man: She likes to be tickled hehehehe.
• Player: Okay...

Conversation 3

• Weird Old Man: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
• Choose an option:
  • What's wrong?
    • Player: What's wrong?
    • (Continues above)
  • I'll leave you to it then...
    • Player: I'll leave you to it then...

Conversation 4

• Weird Old Man: Pst, wanna hear a secret?
• Choose an option:
  • Sure!
    • Player: Sure!
    • Weird Old Man: They've got six legs... SIX!
  • No thanks.
    • Player: No thanks.

Collect potato cacti option

If the player has completed the Desert achievements

The following becomes a dialogue option under conversations 3 and 4, otherwise the dialogue will automatically go to this:

• Player: About my potato cacti...
• Weird Old Man: Oh, them. Not got none of them. Got some paper, though. Here, you can have it…before they get it.

If the player has already claimed their potato cacti for the day:

• Weird Old Man: What? Not got none of them. They probably eat them.

If the player has not completed the Desert achievements

• Weird Old Man: What? Not got any of them for you. You might be one of them.