Dialogue for Urluk

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This transcript involves dialogue with Urluk and the player.
  • (Only on first time:)
    • Urluk: I try to give people help and directions around here.
    • Urluk: People just make fun of me though.
    • Player: What are you talking about? Why would I make fun of you?
    • Urluk: Well if I told you that you would make fun of me...
    • Urluk: Everyone always makes fun of me behind my back, but camels have brilliant hearing you know...
    • Player: I think I'm starting to see the problem here, I'll get going.
    • Urluk: No, wait! They make fun of me because I haven't moved in fifty human years. I just like to sit here and smoke Cinchor.
    • Player: How have you kept yourself in food and water? I'm not even mad I'm impressed.
    • Urluk: Not gonna lie I store it in my humps. Haven't needed to eat for decades. You seem nice, need any advice on what to do round here?
    • (Continues below)
  • Choose an option:
    • What can I do here?
      • (Responses cycle through the following:)
        • (Woodcutting:)
          • Urluk: You should try cutting Acadia Trees. You will find them on the raised plateau in the Imperial District, ask a guard if you get lost!
          • Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (Thieving:)
          • Urluk: You should try some Thieving in the market place next to us.
          • Urluk: You might find that you earn reputation for doing so.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (Fishing:)
          • Urluk: You should try fishing some Beltfish in the ports district.
          • Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (Hunter:)
          • Urluk: You should go hunt some Plover Birds across the river in Sophanem.
          • Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (Shifting Tombs:)
          • Urluk: You should do some Shifting Tombs in any of the four districts. Look for the spire.
          • Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (City Quests:)
          • (If a City Quest is active:)
            • Urluk: Someone around the city was looking for help. I can't remember the name... [NPC] maybe?
            • (Shows initial options)
          • (If a City Quest isn't active:)
        • (Slayer:)
          • Urluk: You should go do some Slayer in the Sophanem Slayer dungeon. Make sure to pick up some feathers of Ma'at from the general store.
          • Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (Divination:)
          • Urluk: You should go do some Divination in Sophanem, look for the Luminous Wisps near the river.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (Crafting:)
        • (Smithing:)
          • Urluk: You should try training your Smithing on the furnace and anvil in the Worker or Port districts.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (Cooking and Firemaking:)
          • Urluk: You should try training your Cooking or Firemaking on the fire pit in the Worker's district.
          • (Shows initial options)
    • What should I aim for?
      • (Responses cycle through the following:)
        • (Quest:)
          • (If the player is between 1 and 2 city reputation:)
            • Urluk: You could do a quest. You aren't well known enough round these parts to be eligible for one, however.
            • Level 3 Reputation is required for 'Crocodile Tears'.
            • (Shows initial options)
        • (No quest:)
          • Urluk: I can't think of anything more right now, talk to me in a second!
          • Level 3 Reputation is required for 'Crocodile Tears'.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • If the player is below level 72 Hunter:
          • Urluk: You should go train your Hunter in order to catch plover birds.
          • Level 72 Hunter required to catch plover birds.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • If the player is below level 50 Crafting:
          • Urluk: You should train your Crafting to do Shifting Tombs.
          • Level 50 Crafting required to do Shifting Tombs.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • If the player has not completed Spirits of the Elid quest:
          • Urluk: You could do a quest. The citizens of Nardah are undergoing a drought. That could be something to fix beforehand.
          • Completion of Spirits of the Elid is required for Crocodile Tears.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • If the player is missing any of the below requirements:
          • If the player is below level 88 Slayer:
            • Urluk: You need to improve your slaying to get into the Sophanem Slayer Dungeon.
            • 88 Slayer is required for the Sophanem Slayer dungeon.[sic]
          • If the player is below level 90 Divination:
            • Urluk: You should improve your divining ability to utilise the colony in Sophanem.
            • 90 Divination is required to harvest the Sophanem luminous wisp colony.
          • (Continues below)
        • If the player has already asked Urluk about all the things they can aim for:
          • Urluk: Hmm, well, here's a few more things you could aim for...but I'll let you discover them yourself.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (Earned Sandy title)
          • Urluk: Oh! You've done a LOT of things in Menaphos. This deserves a greater reward than a mere cape of the palapa!
          • (Shows initial options)
        • (After obtaining Sandy title)
    • Can I get your cape?
      • (If you are not eligible for the cape:)
        • Urluk: The Cape of the Palapa is only for those who have seen the world.
        • Urluk: Do a Shifting Tomb as well as trying out the Woodcutting, Thieving, Mining, Fishing and Hunter in Menaphos and Sophanem to recieve[sic] the cape.
      • (If you are eligible for the cape:)
        • Urluk: Made out of braided cloth strands. You'll never feel exposed again.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Do you have any rumours about City Quests?
      • (If a City Quest is active:)
        • Urluk: Someone around the city was looking for help. I can't remember the name.... [NPC] maybe?
      • (If a City Quest isn't active:)
        • Urluk: You should do one of the city Quests. From time to time a citizen will need help, I guarantee it.
        • (Shows initial options)
    • How can I understand you?
      • Urluk: During my travels, I found an amulet of humanspeak. I have to say it has come in very handy in stopping you lot from attacking me.
      • (Shows initial options)