Dialogue for Urluk
This transcript involves dialogue with Urluk and the player.
- (Only on first time:)
- Urluk: I try to give people help and directions around here.
- Urluk: People just make fun of me though.
- Player: What are you talking about? Why would I make fun of you?
- Urluk: Well if I told you that you would make fun of me...
- Urluk: Everyone always makes fun of me behind my back, but camels have brilliant hearing you know...
- Player: I think I'm starting to see the problem here, I'll get going.
- Urluk: No, wait! They make fun of me because I haven't moved in fifty human years. I just like to sit here and smoke Cinchor.
- Player: How have you kept yourself in food and water? I'm not even mad I'm impressed.
- Urluk: Not gonna lie I store it in my humps. Haven't needed to eat for decades. You seem nice, need any advice on what to do round here?
- (Continues below)
- Choose an option:
- What can I do here?
- (Responses cycle through the following:)
- (Woodcutting:)
- Urluk: You should try cutting Acadia Trees. You will find them on the raised plateau in the Imperial District, ask a guard if you get lost!
- Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Thieving:)
- Urluk: You should try some Thieving in the market place next to us.
- Urluk: You might find that you earn reputation for doing so.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Fishing:)
- Urluk: You should try fishing some Beltfish in the ports district.
- Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Hunter:)
- Urluk: You should go hunt some Plover Birds across the river in Sophanem.
- Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Shifting Tombs:)
- Urluk: You should do some Shifting Tombs in any of the four districts. Look for the spire.
- Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
- (Shows initial options)
- (City Quests:)
- (If a City Quest is active:)
- Urluk: Someone around the city was looking for help. I can't remember the name... [NPC] maybe?
- (Shows initial options)
- (If a City Quest isn't active:)
- Urluk: You should do one of the City Quests. Try a citizen in need to talk to.
- (Shows initial options)
- (If a City Quest is active:)
- (Slayer:)
- Urluk: You should go do some Slayer in the Sophanem Slayer dungeon. Make sure to pick up some feathers of Ma'at from the general store.
- Urluk: This is a great way to grow your reputation with a faction of your choice.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Divination:)
- Urluk: You should go do some Divination in Sophanem, look for the Luminous Wisps near the river.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Crafting:)
- Urluk: You should try training your Crafting on the spinning wheel in the Port district.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Smithing:)
- Urluk: You should try training your Smithing on the furnace and anvil in the Worker or Port districts.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Cooking and Firemaking:)
- Urluk: You should try training your Cooking or Firemaking on the fire pit in the Worker's district.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Woodcutting:)
- (Responses cycle through the following:)
- What should I aim for?
- (Responses cycle through the following:)
- (Quest:)
- (If the player is between 1 and 2 city reputation:)
- Urluk: You could do a quest. You aren't well known enough round these parts to be eligible for one, however.
- Level 3 Reputation is required for 'Crocodile Tears'.
- (Shows initial options)
- (If the player is between 1 and 2 city reputation:)
- (No quest:)
- Urluk: I can't think of anything more right now, talk to me in a second!
- Level 3 Reputation is required for 'Crocodile Tears'.
- (Shows initial options)
- If the player is below level 72 Hunter:
- Urluk: You should go train your Hunter in order to catch plover birds.
- Level 72 Hunter required to catch plover birds.
- (Shows initial options)
- If the player is below level 50 Crafting:
- Urluk: You should train your Crafting to do Shifting Tombs.
- Level 50 Crafting required to do Shifting Tombs.
- (Shows initial options)
- If the player has not completed Spirits of the Elid quest:
- Urluk: You could do a quest. The citizens of Nardah are undergoing a drought. That could be something to fix beforehand.
- Completion of Spirits of the Elid is required for Crocodile Tears.
- (Shows initial options)
- If the player is missing any of the below requirements:
- If the player is below level 88 Slayer:
- Urluk: You need to improve your slaying to get into the Sophanem Slayer Dungeon.
- 88 Slayer is required for the Sophanem Slayer dungeon.[sic]
- If the player is below level 90 Divination:
- Urluk: You should improve your divining ability to utilise the colony in Sophanem.
- 90 Divination is required to harvest the Sophanem luminous wisp colony.
- (Continues below)
- If the player is below level 88 Slayer:
- If the player has already asked Urluk about all the things they can aim for:
- Urluk: Hmm, well, here's a few more things you could aim for...but I'll let you discover them yourself.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Earned Sandy title)
- Urluk: Oh! You've done a LOT of things in Menaphos. This deserves a greater reward than a mere cape of the palapa!
- (Shows initial options)
- (After obtaining Sandy title)
- Urluk: You know what? I think you're all good.
- (Shows initial options)
- (Quest:)
- (Responses cycle through the following:)
- Can I get your cape?
- (If you are not eligible for the cape:)
- Urluk: The Cape of the Palapa is only for those who have seen the world.
- Urluk: Do a Shifting Tomb as well as trying out the Woodcutting, Thieving, Mining, Fishing and Hunter in Menaphos and Sophanem to recieve[sic] the cape.
- (If you are eligible for the cape:)
- Urluk: Made out of braided cloth strands. You'll never feel exposed again.
- (Shows initial options)
- (If you are not eligible for the cape:)
- Do you have any rumours about City Quests?
- (If a City Quest is active:)
- Urluk: Someone around the city was looking for help. I can't remember the name.... [NPC] maybe?
- (If a City Quest isn't active:)
- Urluk: You should do one of the city Quests. From time to time a citizen will need help, I guarantee it.
- (Shows initial options)
- (If a City Quest is active:)
- How can I understand you?
- Urluk: During my travels, I found an amulet of humanspeak. I have to say it has come in very handy in stopping you lot from attacking me.
- (Shows initial options)
- What can I do here?