Dialogue for Uri

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Mid clue[edit | edit source]

When spoken to in the correct costume and after wearing the correct outfit, one of these will be said at random

  • Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat]].
  • Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?
  • Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?
  • Uri: In the end, only the three-legged survive.
  • Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.
  • Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.
  • Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?
  • Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.
  • Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.
  • Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.
  • Uri: It is quite easy being green.
  • Uri: Don't forget to find the jade monkey.
  • Uri: I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
  • Uri: The brown cow flies at midnight.
  • Uri: I wear the cheese; it does not wear me.
  • Uri: How much hide would a hidey-hole hide if a hidey-hole could hide hide?

The player responds with

  • Player: What?
  • You've found a scroll box!
  • Uri waves with his suitcase and teleports away

When not following the instructions

  • Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

At the end of a clue[edit | edit source]

  • You've found a casket!
  • Uri waves with his suitcase and teleports away