Dialogue for Ugthanki

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

If spoken to without wearing a camulet[edit | edit source]

  • What would you like to do?
    • Ask the camel about its dung.
      • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
      • The camel didn't seem to appreciate that question.
    • Say something unpleasant.
      • Player may say any one of the following at random:
        • Dialogue 1:
          • Player: Mmm... Looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
          • (Continues below)
        • Dialogue 2:
          • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
          • (Continues below)
        • Dialogue 3:
          • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
          • (Continues below)
            • Ugthanki may do any of the following at random:
              • Response 1:
                • The camel turns its head and glares at you.
              • Response 2:
                • The camel tries to stamp on your foot, but you pull it back quickly.
              • Response 3:
                • The camel spits at you, and you jump back hurriedly.
    • Neither - I'm a polite person.
      • You decide not to be rude.

If spoken to while wearing a camulet[edit | edit source]

  • What would you like to do?
    • Ask the camel about its dung.
      • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
      • Ugthanki: Dung? How dare you?!
      • The ugthanki immediately attacks you, interrupting the dialogue.
    • Say something unpleasant.
      • Player may say any one of the following at random:
        • Dialogue 1:
          • Player: Mmm... Looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
          • (Continues below)
        • Dialogue 2:
          • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
          • (Continues below)
        • Dialogue 3:
          • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
          • (Continues below)
            • Ugthanki may say any one one of the following at random:
              • Dialogue 1:
                • Ugthanki: Come over here, I'll bite your leg off!
              • Dialogue 2:
                • Ugthanki: Prepare to die, you two-legged combat wrangler!
              • Dialogue 3:
                • Ugthanki: Your mother was a jackal, and your father smelt of cactus!
    • Neither - I'm a polite person.
      • You decide not to be rude.