Dialogue for Ugthanki

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Standard dialogue

If spoken to without wearing a camulet

• What would you like to do?
  • Ask the camel about its dung.
    • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
    • The camel didn't seem to appreciate that question.
  • Say something unpleasant.
    • Player may say any one of the following at random:
      • Dialogue 1:
        • Player: Mmm... Looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 2:
        • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 3:
        • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
        • (Continues below)
          • Ugthanki may do any of the following at random:
            • Response 1:
              • The camel turns its head and glares at you.
            • Response 2:
              • The camel tries to stamp on your foot, but you pull it back quickly.
            • Response 3:
              • The camel spits at you, and you jump back hurriedly.
  • Neither - I'm a polite person.
    • You decide not to be rude.

If spoken to while wearing a camulet

• What would you like to do?
  • Ask the camel about its dung.
    • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
    • Ugthanki: Dung? How dare you?!
    • The ugthanki immediately attacks you, interrupting the dialogue.
  • Say something unpleasant.
    • Player may say any one of the following at random:
      • Dialogue 1:
        • Player: Mmm... Looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 2:
        • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 3:
        • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
        • (Continues below)
          • Ugthanki may say any one one of the following at random:
            • Dialogue 1:
              • Ugthanki: Come over here, I'll bite your leg off!
            • Dialogue 2:
              • Ugthanki: Prepare to die, you two-legged combat wrangler!
            • Dialogue 3:
              • Ugthanki: Your mother was a jackal, and your father smelt of cactus!
  • Neither - I'm a polite person.
    • You decide not to be rude.