Dialogue for Town crier

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Draynor Village[edit | edit source]

Town crier: BEWARE THE VAMPYRE, EVERYONE IN BY NIGHTFALL...

Town crier: Oh, sorry for shouting right at you.

  • Vampyre? What vampyre?
    • Town crier: Hello citizen. What can I do for you?
    • Player: What did you mean about 'Beware the vampyre'?
    • Town crier: Our village is plagued by a vampyre that lives in the manor to the north. One of the citizens - Morgan I think - is trying to find a vampyre slayer to rid us of him.
    • Player: Hmm, maybe I should speak to him.
  • Talk about the battlefield.
    • Town crier: Along with our haunted manor, the battlefield is another reason why Draynor is a top tourist attraction. Not long ago, the gods themselves fought over land nearby.
    • Town crier: You could go there yourself and see! It's not far to the east of here. If you look to the north you can see where Saradomin stood, fighting the demons of Zamorak.
    • Town crier: And to the south, you can see where Zamorak stood, summoning great spells to attack the Saradominist forces!
    • Town crier: It was a titanic battle, swinging one way and then another as they struggled for supremacy. But, after months of fighting, Saradomin gained the upper hand, and crushed the forces of Zamorak.
    • Town crier: Saradomin was ready to strike the final blow, but Zamorak escaped with the help of his remaining forces.
    • Town crier: Saradomin left at that point, ready to regroup to prove his supremacy amongst the gods.
  • Talk about something else.
    • Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-
    • Town crier: Oh, hello citizen. Are you here to find out about Player Moderators? Or perhaps would you like to know about the laws of the land?
      • Tell me about Player Moderators.
        • Player: Tell me about Player Moderators.
        • Town crier: Of course. What would you like to know?
          • What is a Player Moderator?
            • Player: What is a Player Moderator?
            • Town crier: Player Moderators are normal players of the game, just like you. However, since they have shown themselves to be trustworthy and active reporters, they have been invited by Jagex to monitor the game and take appropriate action when they see rule breaking. You can spot a Player Moderator in game by looking at the chat screen - when a Player Moderator speaks, a silver crown appears to the left of their name. Remember, if there's no silver crown there, they are not a Player Moderator! You can check out the website if you'd like more information.
            • Player: Thanks!
            • Town crier: Is there anything else you'd like to know?
              • (shows previous options)
          • What can Player Moderators do?
            • Player: What can Player Moderators do?
            • Town crier: Player Moderators, or 'P-mods', have the ability to mute rule breakers and Jagex view their reports as a priority so that action is taken as quickly as possible. P-mods also have access to the Player Moderator Centre. Within the Centre are tools to help them Moderate RuneScape. These tools include dedicated forums, the Player Moderator Guidelines and the Player Moderator Code of Conduct.
            • Player: Thanks!
            • Town crier: Is there anything else you'd like to know?
              • (shows previous options)
          • How do I become a Player Moderator?
            • Player: How do I become a Player Moderator?
            • Town crier: Jagex picks players who spend their time and effort to help better the RuneScape community. To increase your chances of becoming a Player Moderator: Keep your account secure! This is very important, as a player with poor security will never be a P-Mod. Read our Security Tips for more information.
            • Town crier: Play by the rules! The rules of RuneScape are enforced for a reason, to make the game a fair and enjoyable environment for all.
            • Town crier: Report accurately! When Jagex consider an account for review they look for quality, not quantity. Ensure your reports are of a high quality by following the report guidelines.
            • Town crier: Be excellent to each other! Treat others as you would want to be treated yourself. Respect your fellow player. More information can be found on the website.
            • Player: Thanks!
            • Town crier: Is there anything else you'd like to know?
              • (shows previous options)
          • What can Player Moderators not do?
            • Player: What can Player Moderators not do?
            • Town crier: P-Mods cannot ban your account - they can only report offences. Jagex then takes action based on the evidence received. If you lose your password or get scammed by another player, P-Mods cannot help you get your account back. All they can do is recommend you go to Player Support. They cannot retrieve any items you may have lost and they certainly do not receive any free items from Jagex for moderating the game. They are players who give their all to help the community, out of the goodness of their hearts! P-Mods do not work for Jagex and therefore cannot make you a Moderator, or recommend other accounts to become Moderators. If you wish to become a Moderator, feel free to ask me!
            • Player: Thanks!
            • Town crier: Is there anything else you'd like to know?
              • (shows previous options)
          • Something else.
            • (shows previous options)
      • Tell me about the Rules of RuneScape.
        • Player: Tell me about the Rules of RuneScape.
        • Town crier: At once. Take a look at my book here.
          • (Rules of RuneScape book pops out.)
      • Can you give me a handy tip please?
        • Player: Can you give me a handy tip please?
        • Town crier: Make your recovery questions hard to guess but easy to remember.
        • Town crier: Is there anything else you'd like to know?
          • (shows previous options)
            • No thanks.
              • Player: No thanks.

Falador[edit | edit source]

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

Town crier: Oh, hello citizen. Are you here to find out about Player Moderators? Or perhaps would you like to know about the laws of the land?

  • (see above for dialogue relating to Player Moderators and Rules of RuneScape)
  • Can you give me a handy tip please?
    • Player: Can you give me a handy tip please?
    • Town crier: (random response of one of the below)
      • If you see someone breaking the rules, report them!
      • Feeling harassed? Don't forget your ignore list can be especially useful if a player seems to be picking on you!
      • Did you know most skills have right click 'Make-X' options to help you train faster?
      • Beware of players trying to lure you into the Wilderness. Your items cannot be returned if you lose them!
      • If you think someone knows your password - change it!
      • If a player isn't sure of the rules, send them to me! I'll be happy to remind them!
      • Did you know? You burn food less often on a range than on a fire!
      • If the chat window is moving too quickly to report a player accurately, run to a quiet spot and review the chat at your leisure!
      • There are no cheats in RuneScape! Never visit websites promising otherwise!
      • Jagex will never email you asking for your log-in details.
      • Be careful when fighting wizards! Wearing heavy armour can lower your Magic resistance!
      • Take time to check the second trade window carefully. Don't be scammed!
      • The squirrels! The squirrels are coming! Noooo, get them out of my head!
      • Did you know having a bank pin can help you secure your valuable items?
      • Melee armour actually gives you disadvantages when using magic attacks. It may be better to take off your armour entirely!
      • Did you know you burn food less often than the range in Lumbridge castle than other ranges?

Ardougne[edit | edit source]

Claiming the medium Ardougne task set reward for the first time

  • Player: I've completed all of the Medium Tasks in the Ardougne set.
  • Town crier: So you have. I have a special cloak I've kept aside for you.
  • The town crier hands you a cloak and a lamp.
  • Town crier: There you go. It's an interesting cloak, that one - seems to be quite magical. It's got an affinity with the vegetable patch north of the city when you can coax it into life. Oh, and someone gave me this lamp, but it's not really any use to me.
  • Player: Thanks! What else does it do?
  • Town crier: Well, Cromperty told me that anyone he knows has earned it will get a nice little surprise if they talk to him every day. Oh, and it seems to have a magical effect when you use it at that Zamorakian-held runecrafting altar, south-west of the city. I also heard rumours from the last person who owned it that it has a use at the Tower of Life. Of course, it may do even more that I'm just not aware of.

After the release of Archaeology[edit | edit source]

  • Town crier: Interested in wealth, power, fame and stories? Join the Archaeology Guild, found to the east of the Varrock lodestone.