Dialogue for Tostig

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  • Tostig: Welcome to the Pick and Lute! What can I get you?
  • Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?
  • Tostig: Well sir, our speciality is Asgarian Ale, we also serve Wizard’s Mind Bomb and Dwarven Stout.
  • Tostig: Would you like to buy a drink?
  • Yes, please.
    • Player: Yes, please.
    • [Opens the Pick and Lute]
  • No, thanks.
    • Player: No, thanks.
    • Tostig: Ah um… so um… does the grey squirrel sing in the grove?
    • Huh?
      • Player: Huh?
      • Tostig: Er… never mind.
    • Yes, and the black cat dances in the sink.
      • Player: Yes, and the black cat dances in the sink.
      • Tostig: Ah you’ll be wanting the trapdoor behind the bar.
    • No, squirrels can’t sing.
      • Player: No, squirrels can’t sing.
      • Tostig: No… of course they can’t...