Dialogue for Tostig

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• Tostig: Welcome to the Pick and Lute! What can I get you?
• Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?
• Tostig: Well sir, our speciality is Asgarian Ale, we also serve Wizard’s Mind Bomb and Dwarven Stout.
• Tostig: Would you like to buy a drink?
• Yes, please.
  • Player: Yes, please.
  • [Opens the Pick and Lute]
• No, thanks.
  • Player: No, thanks.
  • Tostig: Ah um… so um… does the grey squirrel sing in the grove?
  • Huh?
    • Player: Huh?
    • Tostig: Er… never mind.
  • Yes, and the black cat dances in the sink.
    • Player: Yes, and the black cat dances in the sink.
    • Tostig: Ah you’ll be wanting the trapdoor behind the bar.
  • No, squirrels can’t sing.
    • Player: No, squirrels can’t sing.
    • Tostig: No… of course they can’t...