Dialogue for Tiny Black Knight

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Dialogues

Conversation 1

• Player: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• Tiny Black Knight: A stormtrooper? You colour blind, mate?
• Tiny Black Knight: Feast your eyes upon this here suit of shiny black armour. Not exactly the apparel of a trooper, stormy or otherwise.
• Tiny Black Knight: I'm a Black Knight, I am. Black as night.
• Tiny Black Knight: Black as the heart that thadump-thadumps within my tiny chest.

Conversation 2

• Player: Cake or pie?
• Tiny Black Knight: Cake.

Conversation 3

• Player: Coffin or cremation?
• Tiny Black Knight: I'd rather live forever!

Conversation 4

• Player: Do you like dark chocolate?
• Tiny Black Knight: No.

Conversation 5

• Player: Do you like white chocolate?
• Tiny Black Knight: No.

Conversation 6

• Player: Do you want to be the very best, like no knight ever was?
• Tiny Black Knight: Yes.

Conversation 7

• Player: Were you injured during the Invasion of Falador?
• Tiny Black Knight: Merely a flesh wound. I've had worse.
• Player: What happened?
• Tiny Black Knight: Seriously, it was but a scratch.
• Player: Oh go on. What happened?
• Tiny Black Knight: I lost my arm.
• Player: Your arm looks fine to me.
• Tiny Black Knight: I got better.

Conversation 8

• Player: What...is your favourite colour?
• Tiny Black Knight: Well, black, of course! You'd think that were obvious...
• Player: I should point out that black isn't a colour.
• Tiny Black Knight: You what, mate?
• Player: Black is the absence of colour. The result of complete absorption of light.
• Tiny Black Knight: That's deep, mate. So I'm a Black Knight because I'm full of light?
• Player: Well, no, not really...
• Tiny Black Knight: Hah! I knew it all along!
• Tiny Black Knight: I am the lord of light! Me! Tremble before me and despair!
• Player: Look, I think you've got the wrong end of the...
• Tiny Black Knight: I SAID TREMBLE!

Conversation 9 (When near a Tiny White Knight)

• Tiny Black Knight: Ebony.
• Tiny White Knight: And ivory.
• Tiny Black Knight: Live together in perfect...
• Both: HARMONY!