Transcript of The Pit

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This transcript involves dialogue with Snotgut, Scrambles, Talent scout, and the player.

Starting the event[edit | edit source]

Talking to the Talent scout[edit | edit source]

See Talent Scout's dialogue for full, expanded dialogue

  • Talent scout:  Hey, Player! Come over here!
  • Looks like the nearby scout is trying to catch your attention.

Talking to Talent Scout

  • Talent scout: Hey, Player. Glad you could come to chat. I'm here to offer you the chance of a lifetime. I've seen you running around and I think you've got what it takes.
  • Player: Wow, really? That's great. What do I have to do?
  • Talent scout: Well...
  • Talent scout points away and you turn to look in the direction he points; he knocks you out with a fist punch, and you are taken to the Pit.

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Where am I?
  • Scrambles: Well, look what we have here.
  • Snotgut: A new friend!
  • Player: Who are you two? What's going on here? Where am I?
  • Scrambles: Calm down, human! You're in no danger.
  • Snotgut: Yet!
  • Scrambles: Ooh, very nice, I see what you did there.
  • Snotgut: Haaaa, Snotgut enjoying this.
  • Scrambles: Welcome to your doom, Player. This is The Pit! We're going to have a lot of fun watching you play our games, haha!
  • Snotgut: Yet! Sorry.
  • Scrambles: I'm terribly sorry about this. Now, where was I? Snotgut completely threw me off my stride there.
  • Player: That's quite alright, take your time.
  • Scrambles: Thank you. Listen, do you think we could just start over again? I'd feel much better if we did.
  • Player: Um, okay, I guess.
  • Scrambles: And this time, you keep quiet.
  • Snotgut: Snotgut do better this time.
  • Screen fades to and from black
  • Player: Crikey, does my head hurt! Whatever shall I do, being so lonely and scared in this terrifying new place, no doubt filled with dangerous monsters and stupid goblins?
  • Short pause
  • Scrambles: Okay, that's enough. Stop milking it.
  • Player: I was just getting into the swing of things.
  • Scrambles: Let's just get to the point, shall we? This is The Pit! Only the toughest and most devious challenges can be found here, and you, Player, are the newest victim to fall into our clutches!
  • Snotgut: We clutch you so bad you don't know what clutch means!
  • Player: This is meant to be a pit? It doesn't look much like one to me.
  • Scrambles: Bah, there's a big hole in the ground, what more do you want? A lick of paint will fix it, just as soon as we get the time.
  • Snotgut: Get time in our clutches!
  • Scrambles: Listen, just let me do the talking okay?
  • Snotgut: Snotgut only want to get involved.
  • Scrambles: So, human, we tell you about the challenge first, then we throw you into The Pit! It's only fair you have a small chance. Listen carefully to what we way, for, as soon as you enter The Pit, the clock will start ticking!
  • Snotgut: Follow what Snotgut and Scrambles say and you maybe win! Hope you fast and lucky. You need it.
  • Scrambles: Nicely put, now tell him what the challenge is, Snotgut.
  • (Continues with the relevant challenge introduction)

Subsequent times[edit | edit source]

(Continues with the relevant challenge introduction, which can be skipped)

Crate Expectations[edit | edit source]

  • Skip event introduction?
    • Yes, I've played Crate Expectations before.
      • (continues below)
    • Not just yet
      • Snotgut: It like all birthdays in one! Player get to play Crate Expectations!
      • Scrambles: Now you're talking! This is my favourite event. There's a door key hidden in one of those crates. Open them until you find it.
      • Snotgut: Player only get five tries to find key, so got to be lucky too! Also, you like name Crate Expectations? Snotgut get name from book. Snotgut read stuff all day.
      • Scrambles: Reading isn't the same as eating, stupid!
      • Snotgut: Who ask you...you...spurious...ignoramus![sic]
      • Scrambles: W-what? Enough of these big scary words, it's time to play...
Player runs and jumps onto the platform

Out of time[edit | edit source]

(Transcript missing. edit)

Choosing wrong crates[edit | edit source]

  • Player: No key in this one. Only [number of chances] left to pick.
  • Player: Full of stars, but no key. Only [number of chances] left to pick.
  • Player: A chicken! (chicken appears)
  • Player: Curse my luck! (on last crate)

(Transcript missing. edit)

Unsuccessful[edit | edit source]

  • Plauer: Oh no, I didn't find the right crate.
  • Scrambles: What's the matter, player? Not feeling lucky today?
  • Snotgut: Haaa! You so boring, Snotgut fall asleep! Snotgut just snooze and count sheeps... Tasty sheeps. One tasty sheeps, two tasty...sheeps...
  • Scrambles: Now look what you've done. I'll have to carry him back. Get out!
  • (continues below)

Successful[edit | edit source]

(Transcript missing. edit)

The Floor is Lava[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Snotgut: This event is called Floor Is Lava! Today is real treat for you, yes?
  • Scrambles: Haha, this one is my favourite event! Make your way across the platforms, all the way to the other side. But be careful, the platforms are unstable and you might fall.
  • Snotgut: What crate's safe? Snotgut not tell! Player need to be lucky.
  • Scrambles: Yes! And never forget that the...
Player runs and jumps onto the platform

Subsequent times[edit | edit source]

  • Skip event introduction?
    • Yes, I've played Floor Is Lava before.
      • Player runs and jumps onto the platform
    • Not just yet
      • (Shows first time dialogue)

Out of time[edit | edit source]

(Transcript missing. edit)

Unsuccessful[edit | edit source]

  • Screen fades to black
  • Scrambles: Haha! Nice landing, Player. Right onto the floor. Bam!
  • Snotgut: You mean lava! Snotgut not do bad lava paint job. What you think, Player?
  • Scrambles: Hmm, he's out cold. Do you think he'll wake up soon?
  • Snotgut: Let the scout deal with it. Time he earn what you pay.
  • Scrambles: Me? I thought you were paying him.
  • Screen fades from black and the player appears where they were previous to The Pit

Successful[edit | edit source]

(Transcript missing. edit)

High-low There[edit | edit source]

  • Skip Event Introduction
    • Yes. I've played High-Low There before.
      • (continues below)
    • Not just yet.
      • Snotgut: Big surprise in store! You playing High-low There!
      • Scrambles: Exciting stuff. This event is my favourite. The rules couldn't be simpler! We show you a number, and you pick if the next number is lower. or higher.
      • Snotgut: Also, pick fast, or we pick for you!
      • Player: How do I pick what I think the next number will be?
      • Scrambles: You see those big buttons down there? Those are what you press to pick lower or higher. If you get it right six times in a row, then you win!
      • Player: I only need to push buttons? Doesn't sound like I need to be very agile.
      • Snotgut: Snotgut think Player lazy and not in shape. Take a break and count higher or lower. Player can count numbers, Snotgut hope.
      • Player: So, let's get this straight: you show me a number... Then I press the button to say if I think the next number will be lower or higher... And I have to get it right six times in a row to win... And Snotgut is an idiot.
      • Snotgut: Nooo!
      • Scrambles: Haha, sucker! It's time to play...
Player runs and jumps onto the platform

On the platform[edit | edit source]

One of the following is spoken at times:

  • Player: Time is running out!
  • Player: Lower or higher? I need to choose quickly!
  • Player: Not much time. Better pick...

After passing the penultimate round:

  • Player: Yes! Last round!

Pressing the correct button yields one of the following lines:

  • Player: Yay!
  • Player: Woohoo!
  • Player: Bam!

Pressing the incorrect button

  • Player: Curses!
  • Snotgut: Haaaa, you bad at this!
  • Player: It's a game of chance, you CAN't be good at this!
  • Scrambles: Yes, but you're still bad at it.
  • Snotgut: (He/She) so bad (he/she) good!
  • Scrambles: So bad that (he/she)'s great!
  • Scrambles and Snotgut: No, wait...
  • (continues below)

Karaoke[edit | edit source]

  • Skip Event Introduction?
    • Yes, I've player Karaoke before.
      • (continues below)
    • Not just yet.
      • Snotgut: This time, event is Karaoke. Bah!
      • Scrambles: Ooh, I've been looking forward to this one, it's my favourite event.
      • Snotgut: Not Snotgut. Snotgut hate it. Singing so bad, makes Snotgut mad.
      • Scrambles: Calm down, it's only a challenge.
      • Snotgut: No. Not this time! Snotgut mad as hell and not take it no more!
      • Scrambles: Stop shouting, you'll make the ceiling collapse again!
      • Snotgut: No more bad singing, not for Snotgut!
      • Player and Scrambles: Aaaaarrgh! Karaoke!
Player runs and jumps onto the platform.

On the platform[edit | edit source]

  • Player: The ceiling is caving in from Snotgut's shouting! I'd better keep moving and hope I'm lucky enough to avoid the falling rocks.
  • Snotgut: AAAGGGGHHH!
  • Player: Stop shouting!
  • Scrambles: You stop complaining and run!
  • Snotgut: Scrambles, it all your fault you know.
  • Scrambles: Why is it mine?
  • Snotgut: You want karaoke, you make Snotgut mad.
  • Scrambles: How can you not like it? Humans are hilariously bad.
  • Player: I'll have you know I sing really well!
  • Scrambles: Really? I'd like to hear that.
  • Snotgut: Okay, Snotgut sing for you.
  • Snotgut: AAAGGGGHHH!
  • Scrambles: Stop it!
  • Player: Arg, my ears!
  • Snotgut: GUAAAARRROOOOOGH!
  • Scrambles: You're making it worse, stop singing!
  • Snotgut: WAAAARAAAAGHHH!

Out of time[edit | edit source]

(Transcript missing. edit)

Successful[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Phew! Looks like it's over.
  • Screen fades out and the Player is in the reward room.

Punch The Hungry Sheeps[edit | edit source]

(Transcript missing. edit)

Player runs and jumps onto the platform

On the platform[edit | edit source]

Scrambles and Snotgut dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Snotgut: Snotgut hungry.
  • Scrambles: Why am I not surprised?
  • Snotgut: It them sheeps. They look tasty.
  • Scrambles: Oh no, not this again!
  • Snotgut: What you mean?
  • Scrambles: You know how much trouble we had getting them in here.
  • Snotgut: Snotgut was hungry then!
  • Scrambles: You're ALWAYS hungry!
  • Snotgut: Well, that only happen once.

(Dialogue until time runs out transcript missing. edit)

Punching sheep[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Puuuunch!
  • Player: Not the right one! Only four left to pick.
  • Player: No luck again! Three left to choose.
  • Player: Running out of choices! Only two left to pick.
  • Player: Luck be a sheep tonight! Just one more to choose.

Unsuccessful[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Curse my rotten luck.
  • Player: On no![sic] I didn't find the right sheep! And the rest of them don't look too pleased with me...
  • Player: Er, that's a good sheep.
  • Player: No hard feelings, eh?
The screen fades to black as the sheep close in on the player

Successful[edit | edit source]

  • Player: The key! I found it!
  • Player: Time to leave and get my reward.
Screen fades to black and the player appears at the reward room

Put The Thing In The Other Thing[edit | edit source]

  • Played Put The Thing In The Other Thing before?
    • Yes
      • (continues below)
    • No
      • Snotgut: Snotgut been looking forward to this, you playing Put The Thing In The Other Thing
      • Scrambles: I like this one a lot, it's my favourite event.
      • Player: That's wait, is that the real name?
      • Scrambles: Oh, I see how it is. Player has a problem with our naming convention. I might have guessed.
      • Snotgut: This is a thankless job. You take Snotgut and Scrambles hard work for granted. What you name it instead?
      • Player: I don't even know what it's about!
      • Scrambles: Well, thats easy. There are three pedestals with holes in them. You need to find the shape that fits each one and put it inside.
      • Snotgut: And fill all holes before time run out. Simple! So, what you call event, Player?
      • Player: Well, I can see your point now.
      • Scrambles: Then say it with me! It's time to play...
      • Player and Scrambles: Put The Thing In The Other Thing!
Player runs and jumps onto the platform

On the platform[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Here they come!
  • Player: So, guys, when is this place open to the public?
  • Scrambles: What do you mean? We are open.
  • Snotgut: Yes, no-one here. Snotgut want fans!
  • Scrambles: What about that talent scout we hired? He was meant to bring people.
  • Snotgut: He hit people too hard. We never make it big this way.
  • Scrambles: I know, I know. They always forget afterwards.
  • Player: I'll remember this time and give you bad reviews!
  • Snotgut: This make Snotgut sad. What we doing with our lives, eh?
  • Scrambles: We're harassing humans, that's what. Life is good.
  • Snotgut: You know, you right. Life good.
  • Player: I can HEAR you.
  • Scrambles: Shut up, human!
  • Snotgut: Quiet, stupid human!

Out of time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Curses! Out of time!
  • Scrambles: Gah! Do I have to explain the name of the game to you again?
  • Snotgut: Snotgut knew he not understand name.
  • Player: Hey, I tried really hard.
  • Snotgut: Only thing you try is Snotgut's patience! Maybe we change name?
  • Scrambles: No! It's not our fault Player can't understand simple concepts. Someone has to maintain standards around here!
  • Snotgut: Player demoralising. Snotgut rather have a sit down.
  • Scrambles: Me too, me too.
  • (continues below)

Successful[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I did it! Time to go get my reward.
Player is teleported to the reward room
  • Player: Uhh, hello?
  • Scrambles: Argh! Where did you come from? Nobody ever wins!
  • Snotgut: Snotgut think you forget now too.
  • Scrambles: What? Oh yes, he's been here before hasn't he. We should make these events harder or something, I can't abide an interruption.
  • Snotgut: Yes, you change games. Snotgut stay here, put feets up.
  • Scrambles: Hmm, okay I see your point. Hurry it up human, we haven't got all day for this!
  • Snotgut: Snotgut reading, get on with it!
  • Player: Ahem, okay time for Player to shine! I'm back once again, fresh from glory, victorious and full of...uhm...victory.
  • Scrambles: Oh dear, all that build up for that? This is turning into a shambles.
  • Snotgut: You mean it not one already? You not even mention gamble yet.
  • Scrambles: I was just getting to it! Anyway, I'm meant to tell you that you can gamble the experience that you've earned. Only if you want to, no pressure. If you'd like, you can open this fancy box to gamble for more experience. You can double the experience you've already won, halve it, or have it stay the same. It's an even chance for all three! Open the box or leave by the door behind me. The scout will take you back to where you came from.
  • Player: Hmm, I'll have a think about it.
  • Scrambles: Well, hurry up, we have things to do! Plus, you're stinking up the place.
  • Snotgut: No, that you.
  • Scrambles: Shut up!

Reward room[edit | edit source]

Arriving for the first time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Uhh, hello?
  • Scrambles: Argh! Where did you come from? Nobody ever wins!
  • Snotgut: Shhhh! Snotgut reading.
  • Scrambles: Quiet, you. Don't you see we have a guest?
  • Player: What's going on in here? What is this place?
  • Scrambles: Oh, this place? This is the rewards room. We give you your prizes and such in here.
  • Player: Doesn't look much like that to me. It looks like you two are living here.
  • Scrambles: Hey, listen here, chum, it's not OUR fault nobody ever comes in here. Can't let good accommodation go to waste.
  • Snotgut: Smells bad here.
  • Scrambles: I thought you were busy reading?
  • Snotgut: And remember to say 'risk'.
  • Scrambles: I was just getting to that! Anyway, I'm meant to tell you that you can risk the experience that you've earned. Only if you want to, no pressure.
  • Player: What's this experience stuff? You mean there's no tasty gold prize?
  • Scrambles: Well, since this is your first time getting here, you can have a tatty old monkey mask I found. I think that strange talent scout has it. Ask him for it.
  • Player: Neat!
  • Scrambles: If you'd like, you can open this fancy box to take a risk for more experience. You can double the experience you've already won, halve it, or have it stay the same. It's an even chance for all three! Open the box or leave by the door behind me. The scout will take you back to where you came from.
  • Player: Hmm, I'll have a think about it.
  • Scrambles: Well, hurry up, we have things to do! Plus, you're stinking up the place.
  • Snotgut: No, that you.
  • Scrambles: Shut up!

Arriving subsequent times[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Uhh, hello?
  • Scrambles: Argh! Where did you come from? Nobody ever wins!
  • Player: So, can we just get on with this?
  • Scrambles: Well now, look who's the bossy one! Anyway, I'm meant to tell you that you can risk the experience that you've earned. Only if you want to, no pressure. If you'd like, you can open this fancy box to take a risk for more experience. You can double the experience you've already won, halve it, or have it stay the same. It's an even chance for all three! Open the box or leave by the door behind me. The scout will take you back to where you came from.
  • Player: Hmm, I'll have a think about it.
  • Scrambles: Well, hurry up, we have things to do! Plus, you're stinking up the place.

Talking to Snotgut[edit | edit source]

  • Snotgut: Can't you see Snotgut reading? Go away, human.

After Punch The Hungry Sheeps[edit | edit source]

  • Snotgut is too distracted by the sheep outside to notice you. You leave him to his existential crisis.

Talking to Scrambles[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Could you remind me about what I was doing?
  • Scrambles: Sure, human, you can get out when you want by taking the door behind me.
  • Snotgut: Or take a risk.
  • Scrambles: Or take a risk! Yes, I was getting to that. And you can open this box beside me to risk the experience you've earned here. You have a chance of doubling it, halving it or having it stay the same. It's an equal chance of getting each one. You currently have a reward of <number> Agility experience waiting to be collected. That's what you'll be gambling with!
  • Player: Hmm, okay, I'll think about it.

After Punch The Hungry Sheeps[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Could you remind me about what I was doing?
  • Scrambles: Sure, human, you can get out when you want by taking the door behind me. And you can open this box beside me to gamble the experience you've earned here. You have a chance of doubling it, halving it or having it stay the same. It's an equal chance of getting each one. You currently have a reward of 'x' Agility experience waiting to be collected. That's what you'll be gambling with!
  • Player: Hmm, okay, I'll think about it.

If The Pit was accessed with an agility cape[edit | edit source]

  • Scrambles: (Transcript missing. edit) if it isn't the (Transcript missing. edit) with the fancy cape (Transcript missing. edit)
  • Snotgut: Snotgut have fancy cape too, it just being washed.
  • Scrambles: Yes, I also have a fancy cape, just like that one. And it too is in the wash.
  • Snotgut: Snotgut surprised you know what wash is.
  • Scrambles: Shut up!
  • Player: No need to be jealous. It is a great cape though, I'm here because of it.
  • Scrambles: Yes, that scout lets you cape-wearers in too easily! That's why we limit the experience you get from getting here by the cape. And you won't get the chance to risk your experience!
  • Player: Aww. Well, at least I'll leave with what I've won so far.
  • Scrambles: Just remember that you can get the better experience reward and gambling chance if you run laps to get here. No special prizes for being a lazy cape wearer here!

Opening the risking crate[edit | edit source]

  • Scrambles: Are you absolutely sure you want to risk your reward of <number> Agility experience?
  • Are you sure you want to risk your experience?
  • Yes.
    • Scrambles: I am both infuriated and delighted by the tension! Let's see what you've won...
    • (continues below)
  • No.
    • (Ends conversation)

Opening risking crate

  • Doubling:
    • Scrambles: Congratulations! You've doubled your Agility experience reward to <number*2>!
    • Player: Woohoo, things are looking up. It must be my lucky day!
  • Staying the same:
    • Scrambles: How boring. Your Agility experience reward stays the same at 'x'.
    • Player: Well now, I suppose it could have been worse. Keep a positive outlook and good things will happen to you!
  • Halving:
    • Scrambles: Oh no! You've halved your Agility experience reward to <number/2>!
    • Player: Oh no, that's unlucky. But at least I leave with something! Things can't get any worse.
  • (continues below)

Leaving without gambling[edit | edit source]

  • Scrambles: Are you sure you want to leave without risking for more experience?
  • Leave now without risking?
    • Yes.
      • Scrambles: Leaving so soon, Player? Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!
      • Player: Would you look at the time? No thank you, I really must be going.
      • Scrambles: You know we can't let you leave so easily. You might tell people where we are.
      • Scrambles: We hate visitors.
      • Player: I promise I won't tell anyone. I'll forget I ever came here.
      • Scrambles: Oh, you'll forget, I can assure you of that.
      • Scrambles: Haha!
    • Not yet.
      • (Closes dialogue)

Overhead statements[edit | edit source]

  • Snotgut: Who stole Snotgut newspaper?
  • Snotgut: Snotgut not finish puzzles yet!
  • Snotgut: Snotgut need juicy gossip
  • (Transcript missing. edit)

After Punch The Hungry Sheeps[edit | edit source]

  • Snotgut: Be strong, no sheeps for Snotgut.
  • Snotgut: Snotgut quit sheeps any time.
  • Snotgut: Should Snotgut go eat tasty sheeps?
  • Snotgut: Snotgut hear sheeps out there.
  • Snotgut: Maybe just one last sheeps.

Snotgut and Scrambles talking together on the platform[edit | edit source]

During Crate Expectations, The Floor is Lava, and High-Low There

  • Scrambles: You know, I've been thinking...
  • Snotgut: That dangerous.
  • Scrambles: I think we should change the name.
  • Snotgut: You mean like Snotgut and Scrambles Show?
  • Scrambles: No, more like The Snotgut and Scrambles Show.
  • Snotgut: Snotgut and Scrambles!
  • Scrambles: Scrambles and Snotgut!
  • Snotgut: Okay, we call it this...
  • Snotgut: The Snotgut Show with Scrambles.
  • Scrambles: Aaagh! We keep The Pit.
  • Snotgut: The Pit, with Snotgut and Scrambles.
  • Scrambles: Shut up!

Leaving The Pit[edit | edit source]

Talent scout appears
  • Talent scout: Surprise!
  • Player: Oh no!
Talent scout acts surprised and points behind you
  • Talent scout: Look out behind you!
  • Player: Why, whats there?
Player turns around; Talent scout laughs and crashes his arm onto the Player's head, knocking them out. Talent scout laughs, and the scene fades out
  • You are awarded (X) Agility experience for your participation in The Pit.
  • Player: Ow, my head. What just happened?
  • Talent scout: Heh heh heh.