Dialogue for The Minister

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Dialogue

Conversation 1

• The Minister: You have a very strong soul, did you know that?
• Player: I'm quite proud of it, thanks.
• The Minister: Could I borrow it for a bit? For science?
• Player: How could you borrow my soul?
• The Minister: Oh, it's quite easy. I just snap your soul away from this mortal tether and then run it through a series of probably harmless tests.
• Player: Probably harmless?
• The Minister: Well...mostly harmless.
• Player: I'm going to say no.
• The Minister: But...but SCIENCE!

Conversation 2

• The Minister: This world is far too warm. I miss the cold winds of my homeland. I miss the fjords and the mountains that go on forever.
• The Minister: This world is flat and small. Hardly a world at all, really. Teragard was much better.
• Player: Yet still you left.
• The Minister: Well, he left. You know, the big me. The person you got me from. I am not him, though I share some sort of weird narrative link.
• The Minister: Am I my own person? Or am I just a strange facsimile of another? Are even my thoughts my own?
• The Minister: It's all very confusing, but fascinating at the same time. I wonder...do I even have a soul.
• The Minister: If so, is it a full soul,or just a piece of one?
• The Minister: And who really created me? Was I born? Was I crafted by the Magister for an experiment? Or was it the man behind the screen?
• Player: The screen?
• The Minister: Ah, yes, sorry. I forgot you can't see it.

Conversation 3

• The Minister: Do you feel it? The secret song at the heart of the world? The thump, the beat?
• Player: Not really, no.
• The Minister: Listen closer. Come, bring your head near the ground. Listen. Do you hear? Listen.
• The Minister: *PHWAAARP*
• Player: Oh gods, what was that? Did you just...
• The Minister: YES! Bow before me and my impeccable comic timing. I got you with the old 'Teragardian Planet Song' gag. You Gielinorians will fall for anything!
• Player: Why do I have you with me again?
• The Minister: You're weak, foolish, and you need the guidance of a superior intellect. Hence me.
• Player: I still killed the bigger you.
• The Minister: Only briefly.

The trigger for this dialogue is unknown but can rarely occur as a follow-up after conversation 3.

• The Minister: Wait, I... What's up with your soul? It's like there's a blemish - a hole. How did you do that?
• Player: What are you talking about?
• The Minister: Ah, I see. In time, then. In time, he will know.