Dialogue for The Mighty Zoltan

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Talking to[edit | edit source]

  • (If the Zoltan pet is following you:)
    • I remember when I used to be like your pet; happy and carefree.
    • Actually, wait, no I don't.
    • (Continues below.)
  • Player: What does this machine do?
  • Do not address The Mighty Zoltan as a machine!
  • Player: What should I call you then?
  • The Mighty Zoltan works well, I find.
  • Player: Ok, Mighty Zoltan, what do you do?
  • I can tell your fortune!
  • (One of the following occurs, then continues below:)
    • Player: What, so I can find out if I'm destined to be happy?
    • Player: What, so I can find out if I'm destined to be powerful?
    • Player: What, so I can find out if I'm destined to be rich?
    • Player: What, so I can find out if I'm destined to be the ruler of all?
    • Player: What, so I can find out if I'm destined to find love?
  • Not really.
  • Player: But that's a fortune, right?
  • Well, yes, I did used to give out fortunes like that but something happened.
  • Player: Oh?
  • They all come out quite sad now. I'm not sure what caused it. The longer I am here, the worse they seem to get.
  • But the people who get the fortunes seem to be happy with the Divination reward that goes with it, so they don't seem to mind too much.
  • Player: Doesn't it bring you down, though?
  • It's hard to get any more down than I am.
  • Would you like a mis-fortune?
  • Would you like a mis-fortune?
    • Yes.
      • (If confirmation prompt isn't toggled off (and in 2017 enough tokens are owned):)
        • This activity gives Divination XP and costs ten tokens. Are you sure you want to continue?
          • Get a mis-fortune?
            • Yes.
              • (Continues below.)
            • No.
              • (Dialogue terminates.)
            • Yes, and don't ask again.
              • (Continues below.)
      • (If the confirmation prompt is toggled off (and in 2017 enough tokens are owned):)
        • (Continues below.)
      • (Only in 2017:)
        • (If not enough tokens are owned:)
          • You do not have enough fayre tokens to play on this machine. You need 10 tokens.
          • You can get more fayre tokens and tickets from the stall by the Bucking Baroo.
    • No.
      • (Dialogue terminates.)
  • The machine whirrs...
  • The machine wobbles a bit...
  • A strange strangled noise comes from the machine...
  • More whirring sounds come from the machine.
  • A single, lonely, horn blares in fanfare.
  • A fortune is spat out of the machine.

Getting a fortune[edit | edit source]

  • (If confirmation prompt hasn't been toggled off (and in 2017 enough tokens are owned):)
    • This activity gives Divination XP and costs ten tokens. Are you sure you want to continue?
      • Yes.
        • (Continues below.)
      • No.
        • (Dialogue terminates.)
      • Yes, and don't ask again.
        • (Continues below.)
  • (Only in 2017:)
    • (If not enough tokens are owned:)
      • You do not have enough fayre tokens to play on this machine. You need 10 tokens.
      • You can get more fayre tokens and tickets from the stall by the Bucking Baroo.
  • The machine whirrs...
  • The machine wobbles a bit...
  • A strange strangled noise comes from the machine...
  • More whirring sounds come from the machine.
  • A single, lonely, horn blares in fanfare.
  • A fortune is spat out of the machine.

Walking away during operation[edit | edit source]

  • Your inattentiveness to The Mighty Zoltan has disappointed him further.