Dialogue for Tess

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Reason: Needs dialogue for in the heart/telos' chamber, all boss pets have dialogue for where their boss is
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Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Tess: Hey, hey Player! Want to hear a joke?
  • Player: I guess...
  • Tess: Ok, ok. How many tickles does it take to tickle a Telos?
  • Player: Oh my, I don't know. How many tickles DOES it take to tickle a Telos?
  • Tess: TEN TICKLES. Get it? Tentacles? Like the ones on the end of my arms!
  • Player: I'm glad I'm wearing a tight undergarment or I'm afraid my sides might have split...

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Tess: Player, what's your opinion of anima constructs like me and Telos?
  • Player: Erm, I think you're all really friendly. Definitely not hell-bent on smashing everything to pieces with your giant fists.
  • Player: ...
  • Tess: Oh come on, smashy-fists are what we do best! Why don't you TEL-OS what you really think?
  • Player: Seriously?
  • Tess: Hahaha, you walked right into that one!