Dialogue for Ted

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  • Ted: What do you want?
  • Choose an option
    • That's not very friendly.
      • Ted: If you want friendly, go back to Waiko and talk to Sharkborne. We ran his big mouth out of Whale's Maw for good reason, you know. Too damn cheerful.
      • (Shows previous options)
    • What are you doing?
      • Ted: I'm catching salmon with an invisible net! What's it look like I'm doing? I'm sitting here by the fire and trying to enjoy some peace and quiet.
      • (Shows previous options)
    • You look familiar.
      • Ted: There's only one Ted Swarbrick on this island, and that's me. My family has been on Whale's Maw for generations, and don't you forget it!
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Goodbye.
      • Ted: Hmph.
      • (Dialogue ends)