Dialogue for Tarquin

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  • Tarquin: Hello old bean.
  • Who are you?
    • Tarquin: My name is Tarquin Marjoribanks. I'd be surprised if you haven't already heard of me?
    • Player: Why would I have heard of you Mr. Marjoribanks?
    • Tarquin: It's pronounced 'Marchbanks'! You should know of me because I am a member of the royal family of Misthalin!
    • Player: Are you related to King Roald?
    • Tarquin: Oh yes! Quite closely actually. I'm his 4th cousin, once removed on his mothers side.
    • Player: What are you doing here then?
    • Tarquin: I'm canoeing on the river! It's enormous fun! like to know how?
    • Yes.
      • Tarquin: It's really quite simple. Just walk down to that tree on the bank and chop it down. When you have done that you can shape the log further with your hatchet to make a canoe. My personal favourite is the Stable Dugout canoe. A finer craft you'll never see old bean! A Stable Dugout canoe will take you pretty much the length of the Lum river. Of course there are other canoes.
      • Tarquin: If [Woodcutting level is 62+] Well ... erm. You seem to be able to make a Waka!
      • Player: Sounds fun, what's a Waka
      • Tarquin: I've only ever seen one man on the river who uses a Waka. A big, fearsome looking fellow up near Edgeville. People say he was born in the Wilderness and that he is looking for a route back.
      • Player: Is that true!
      • Tarquin: How should I know? I would not consort with such a base fellow!
    • No.
      • (Ends Dialogue)
  • Can you teach me about canoeing?
      • Tarquin: It's really quite simple. Just walk down to that tree on the bank and chop it down. When you have done that you can shape the log further with your hatchet to make a canoe. My personal favourite is the Stable Dugout canoe. A finer craft you'll never see old bean! A Stable Dugout canoe will take you pretty much the length of the Lum river. Of course there are other canoes.
      • Tarquin: If [Woodcutting level is 62+] Well ... erm. You seem to be able to make a Waka!
      • Player: Sounds fun, what's a Waka
      • Tarquin: I've only ever seen one man on the river who uses a Waka. A big, fearsome looking fellow up near Edgeville. People say he was born in the Wilderness and that he is looking for a route back.
      • Player: Is that true!
      • Tarquin: How should I know? I would not consort with such a base fellow!