Dialogue for Squidge

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Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Squidge: Human, me ever tell you about home?
  • Player: No?
  • Squidge: Me lived in a cave. Cave nice and dark and damp.
  • Squidge: Tasty mushrooms and mould, too!
  • Player: Sounds lovely.
  • Squidge: You think when you done we go live in cave?
  • Player: Err...maybe?
  • Squidge: If we live in cave, I make you worm-surprise every meal!
  • Player: I look forward to it.

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Squidge: Help!
  • Player: What's wrong?
  • Squidge: Me dying!
  • Player: Dying?! No! I can save you!
  • Squidge: Me see bright light, right infront of me.
  • Player: No! Don't go towards it!...
  • Player: Wait a minute... right in front of you?
  • Squidge: Right here!
  • Player: Is it kind of...bobbing around?
  • Squidge: Oh no! You see it? You dying too!
  • Player: That's just your light. You're fine. Let's move on and pretend this never happened.

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Does something smell fishy?
  • Squidge: Me love fish!
  • Player: You know...I think the smell is coming from you.
  • Squidge: Me rub fish on scales, make scales shiny!
  • Player: Do you think you could possibly...not do that?
  • Squidge: Me love fish.
  • Squidge: Me has spare fish, I share with you!
  • Player: Ew, no!
  • Player: I mean, no...I'm fine thank you.

With fish in inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Squidge: Human giving off lovely smell.
  • Player: Well, thank you very much!
  • Squidge: Smell like good strong fish.
  • Player: Oh! Well, I suppose I haven't washed for a while...
  • Squidge: It come from bag. Bag smell good!
  • Player: Oh, phew!
  • Squidge: Don't worry, human also smell nice.
  • Player: I'm not sure that's a good thing, coming from you.

In Aquanite cave[edit | edit source]

  • Squidge: Aaaaaaaargh!
  • Player: What's wrong?!
  • Squidge: Aaaaaaah! Blaaaaaaargh! What are those things?!
  • Player: They're your family! I brought you home!
  • Squidge: Me...family?
  • Squidge: They hideous!
  • Player: That's not very nice!
  • Player: But kind of true...