Dialogue for Speedy Keith

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  • Speedy Keith: To what do I owe the pleasure?
    • What's your story?
      • Speedy Keith: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
      • Player: Given the circumstances I'm not sure if that's a joke...
      • Speedy Keith: Right now, I'm not sure either.
        • I'll take the risk.
          • Speedy Keith: Ha, you're bold indeed.
          • The surrounding bandits give you a worrying glare.
          • Speedy Keith: Alright, I'll bite. Used to make a pretty penny evicting a few poor souls from their bodies.
          • Player: An assassin, then.
          • Speedy Keith: You'd be surprised how often you'll find 'employment' in a 'civilised' place like Misthalin.
          • Speedy Keith: I hadn't thought that someone might eventually take offence. I'm known to the authorities now, a fugitive.
          • Speedy Keith: Speaking on the topic, got anyone around these parts you need taking care of? My rates are reasonable.
            • I'll keep your offer in mind.
              • Speedy Keith: At your service.
            • Ah. Erm. No thank you.
        • I'll, erm, just let you get back to your business.
    • You seem to be pretty welcoming now.
      • Speedy Keith: I'm getting a good feeling from you. You're marked by your intentions.
      • Player: You can tell, huh? It is a little thrilling, and a little scary.
      • Speedy Keith: Wonderful isn't it? Blood pumping, adrenaline flowing.
      • Speedy Keith: We have more trust in someone willing to put themselves at risk. The overly cautious don't belong in these lands.
    • How did you get your nickname?
      • Speedy Keith: Well, that's a long story.
      • Player: Go on.
      • Speedy Keith: You see...
      • Speedy Keith: my kills have been described as notably rapid.
      • Speedy Keith: And my real name?
      • Speedy Keith: ...
      • Player: ...
      • Speedy Keith: ...
      • Player: ...
      • Speedy Keith: ...
      • Speedy Keith: That's Keith.
      • Player: ...
    • Goodbye.