Dialogue for Sparky (NPC)

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Without 70 Summoning

• Player: Hello there!
• Sparky: Chatterchatterchatter chatterchatter chatter!
• Player: Hmm. If I was more skilled with animals, I would be able to figure out what he's saying.

With 70 Summoning

• Player: Hello there!
• Sparky: Chatter! (Hi!)
• Select an option
  • How did you end up here?
    • Player: How did you end up here?
    • Sparky: Chatter chatterchatter chatter-chip. (I used to live near the Ranging Guild up in McGrubor's Wood.)
    • Sparky: Chip chatterchatter. (One day, I was out foraging for nuts when I noticed a crowd at the guild.)
    • Sparky: Chip chip-chatter. (Geoff was trying to join the guild, aiming the shot that would've got him in.)
    • Select an option
      • What happened next?
        • Player: What happened next?
        • Sparky: Chip chatter chatter-chip. (The arrow soared towards its target, but ricocheted off something that was carried by a passing swallow.)
        • Player: What could a swallow possibly carry?
        • Sparky: Chatter chatterchatter chatter. (I don't know! The next thing I knew, the arrow was coming right for me!)
        • Sparky: Chatter-cip chatterchatter-chip. (When I woke up, I was here and Geoff was looking after me.)
        • Sparky: Chip chatterchatter. (It's quite nice here, so I decided to stay and cheer Geoff up.)
        • Player: An interesting but implausible tale.
        • Sparky: Chatter-chip-chatter! (Thanks! I brush it every day.)
        • Player: ...
      • Boring!
        • Player: Boring!
        • Sparky: Chatter-chip! (This would be impolite to translate.)
  • Say, that's a nice hat.
    • Player: Say, that's a nice hat.
    • Sparky: Chatterchatterchatter chatter-chip. (Yeah, it's jaunty.)
    • Select an option
      • Can I have it?
        • Player: Can I have it?
        • Sparky: Chatter chip-chip chatter! (Don't you think it would be a bit small for you?)
        • Select an option
          • I suppose.
            • Player: I suppose.
            • Sparky: Chatter chatter chatter chatter-chip. (I can give directions to where I found it, if you like.)
            • Select an option
              • Yes!
                • Player: Yes!
                • Sparky: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chatter. (Okay, if you scurry about two-hundred paces north, then about five-hundred paces east, you should get there.)
                • Player: Hmm, could you write that down for me?
                • Sparky: Chip. (No.)
                • Player: Why not?
                • Sparky: Chatter-chatter. (I'm a squirrel.)
                • Player: ...
              • Nah.
                • Player: Nah.
                • Sparky: Chip-chip. (Suit yourself.)
          • No?
            • Player: No?
            • Sparky: Chatter chatter-chip chip chatter-chip. (I can give directions to where I found it, if you like.)
            • Select an option
              • Yes!
                • Player: Yes!
                • Sparky: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chatter. (Okay, if you scurry about two-hundred paces north, then about five-hundred paces east, you should get there.)
                • Player: Hmm, could you write that down for me?
                • Sparky: Chip. (No.)
                • Player: Why not?
                • Sparky: Chatter-chatter. (I'm a squirrel.)
                • Player: ...
              • Nah.
                • Player: Nah.
                • Sparky: Chip-chip. (Suit yourself.)
      • Where did you get it?
        • Player: Where did you get it?
        • Sparky: Chatter-chip-chatter chatterchatter chatter-chip! (I found this great place where you can get all kinds of stuff like this.)
        • Player: Really? Can you tell me where it is?
        • Sparky: Chatter! Chip-chip-chatter chatter chatter. (I don't know the name of the place, but I can give you directions if you like.)
        • Player: Yes, please go on!
        • Sparky: Chatterchatterchatterchatterchatter. (Well, as the crow flies-)
        • Player: As the crow flies? How does a squirrel know how the crow flies?
        • Sparky: Chip chatterchipchatter chatterchatter! (Hey! My uncle was a crow!)
        • Player: That...that doesn't make any sense.
        • Sparky: Chatter-chip-chatter-chip-chip. (Look, do you want these directions or not?)
        • Select an option
          • Yes!
            • Player: Yes!
            • Sparky: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chatter. (Okay, if you scurry about two-hundred paces north, then about five-hundred paces east, you should get there.)
            • Player: Hmm, could you write that down for me?
            • Sparky: Chip. (No.)
            • Player: Why not?
            • Sparky: Chatter-chatter. (I'm a squirrel.)
            • Player: ...
          • Nah.
            • Player: Nah.
            • Sparky: Chip-chip. (Suit yourself.)
  • (Only if not asked last:)
    • What do you think of Geoff?
      • Player: What do you think of Geoff?
      • Sparky: Chatter chatter-chip chatter. (He's good guy. It's a shame that he still blames himself for my leg.)
      • (Returns to the previous options.)