Dialogue for Sparky (NPC)

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Without 70 Summoning[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello there!
  • Sparky: Chatterchatterchatter chatterchatter chatter!
  • Player: Hmm. If I was more skilled with animals, I would be able to figure out what he's saying.

With 70 Summoning[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello there!
  • Sparky: Chatter! (Hi!)
  • Select an option
    • How did you end up here?
      • Player: How did you end up here?
      • Sparky: Chatter chatterchatter chatter-chip. (I used to live near the Ranging Guild up in McGrubor's Wood.)
      • Sparky: Chip chatterchatter. (One day, I was out foraging for nuts when I noticed a crowd at the guild.)
      • Sparky: Chip chip-chatter. (Geoff was trying to join the guild, aiming the shot that would've got him in.)
      • Select an option
        • What happened next?
          • Player: What happened next?
          • Sparky: Chip chatter chatter-chip. (The arrow soared towards its target, but ricocheted off something that was carried by a passing swallow.)
          • Player: What could a swallow possibly carry?
          • Sparky: Chatter chatterchatter chatter. (I don't know! The next thing I knew, the arrow was coming right for me!)
          • Sparky: Chatter-cip chatterchatter-chip. (When I woke up, I was here and Geoff was looking after me.)
          • Sparky: Chip chatterchatter. (It's quite nice here, so I decided to stay and cheer Geoff up.)
          • Player: An interesting but implausible tale.
          • Sparky: Chatter-chip-chatter! (Thanks! I brush it every day.)
          • Player: ...
        • Boring!
          • Player: Boring!
          • Sparky: Chatter-chip! (This would be impolite to translate.)
    • Say, that's a nice hat.
      • Player: Say, that's a nice hat.
      • Sparky: Chatterchatterchatter chatter-chip. (Yeah, it's jaunty.)
      • Select an option
        • Can I have it?
          • Player: Can I have it?
          • Sparky: Chatter chip-chip chatter! (Don't you think it would be a bit small for you?)
          • Select an option
            • I suppose.
              • Player: I suppose.
              • Sparky: Chatter chatter chatter chatter-chip. (I can give directions to where I found it, if you like.)
              • Select an option
                • Yes!
                  • Player: Yes!
                  • Sparky: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chatter. (Okay, if you scurry about two-hundred paces north, then about five-hundred paces east, you should get there.)
                  • Player: Hmm, could you write that down for me?
                  • Sparky: Chip. (No.)
                  • Player: Why not?
                  • Sparky: Chatter-chatter. (I'm a squirrel.)
                  • Player: ...
                • Nah.
                  • Player: Nah.
                  • Sparky: Chip-chip. (Suit yourself.)
            • No?
              • Player: No?
              • Sparky: Chatter chatter-chip chip chatter-chip. (I can give directions to where I found it, if you like.)
              • Select an option
                • Yes!
                  • Player: Yes!
                  • Sparky: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chatter. (Okay, if you scurry about two-hundred paces north, then about five-hundred paces east, you should get there.)
                  • Player: Hmm, could you write that down for me?
                  • Sparky: Chip. (No.)
                  • Player: Why not?
                  • Sparky: Chatter-chatter. (I'm a squirrel.)
                  • Player: ...
                • Nah.
                  • Player: Nah.
                  • Sparky: Chip-chip. (Suit yourself.)
        • Where did you get it?
          • Player: Where did you get it?
          • Sparky: Chatter-chip-chatter chatterchatter chatter-chip! (I found this great place where you can get all kinds of stuff like this.)
          • Player: Really? Can you tell me where it is?
          • Sparky: Chatter! Chip-chip-chatter chatter chatter. (I don't know the name of the place, but I can give you directions if you like.)
          • Player: Yes, please go on!
          • Sparky: Chatterchatterchatterchatterchatter. (Well, as the crow flies-)
          • Player: As the crow flies? How does a squirrel know how the crow flies?
          • Sparky: Chip chatterchipchatter chatterchatter! (Hey! My uncle was a crow!)
          • Player: That...that doesn't make any sense.
          • Sparky: Chatter-chip-chatter-chip-chip. (Look, do you want these directions or not?)
          • Select an option
            • Yes!
              • Player: Yes!
              • Sparky: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chatter. (Okay, if you scurry about two-hundred paces north, then about five-hundred paces east, you should get there.)
              • Player: Hmm, could you write that down for me?
              • Sparky: Chip. (No.)
              • Player: Why not?
              • Sparky: Chatter-chatter. (I'm a squirrel.)
              • Player: ...
            • Nah.
              • Player: Nah.
              • Sparky: Chip-chip. (Suit yourself.)
    • (Only if not asked last:)
      • What do you think of Geoff?
        • Player: What do you think of Geoff?
        • Sparky: Chatter chatter-chip chatter. (He's good guy. It's a shame that he still blames himself for my leg.)
        • (Returns to the previous options.)