Dialogue for Sparkles

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Main conversation:[edit | edit source]

  • Sparkles: Ssssssalutations Player, how can I help?
  • Where did you get your hat?
    • Player: Where did you get your hat?
    • Sparkles: Sssstole it from an old man.
    • Player: You stole from Santa!
    • Sparkles: Who's Sssssssssanta?
    • Player: Santa is a kind old man who gives presents to everyone all over the world.
    • Sparkles: He ssssssssssounds nice.
    • Player: He is, and you stole from him.
    • Sparkles: Thissssss can be my pressssssent!
    • Player: It doesn't work that way, you don't get to choose your present.
    • Sparkles: Sssssssso, I ssssssshould give this hat back?
      • Yes, it doesn't belong to you.
        • Sparkles: Okay, if I give it back will I get a pressssssent.
        • Player: Well that depends on whether you have been naughty or nice.
        • Sparkles: Isssss ssssstealing Ssssssanta's hat naughty or nice.
        • Player: I'm pretty sure that is naughty...
        • Sparkles: So what will I get for Christmassssss then?
        • Player: Coal.
        • Sparkles: I don't want coal for Christmassssss, I think I will keep the hat.
      • No, it makes you look very dashing.
        • Sparkles: I will keep it then!
  • What do you eat?
    • Sparkles: Eat? I am made out of tinsssel, I do not have a stomach!
    • Player: If you do not eat then why were you stealing the wizards' Christmas puddings?
    • Sparkles: Becaussssssse, it annoysssss them.
    • Player: Well that is not very nice is it?
    • Sparkles: No, but it'sssss fun to sssee them all run around worried about pudding.
  • Hey snakey!
    • Player: Hey snakey!
    • Sparkles: My name is Sssssssssssssparkles.
    • Player: That isn't a very scary name for a snake.
    • Sparkles: Who ssssssssaid that I have to be ssssssssssssscary.
    • Player: Well, nobody but I thought snakes were meant to be scary!
    • Sparkles: Well....
    • Sparkles: BOO!
    • Sparkles: Wassss that sssscary??
    • Player: Not really.
    • Sparkles: Well at leasssst I tried.....
  • Do you want to play a game?
    • Sparkles: Ssssure, do you want to play knock doors in Varrock and run away?
    • Player: No, do you play any games that don't inconvenience people?
    • Sparkles: What about throwing cabbages at sssssheep?
    • Player: ...or inconvenience animals.
    • Sparkles: Can we go and teassssse Timmy the lessser demon ssssome more?
    • Player: I think he has had enough teasing.
    • Sparkles: What do you want to play?
    • Player: How about a game of gnomeball?
    • Sparkles: I cannot catch.
    • Player: Ok, think of a number between 1 and 10.
    • Sparkles: Okay...[Sparkles says a random number between 1 and 10]...
    • Player: No, you are not supposed to tell me, think of another one and dont[sic] tell me.
    • Sparkles: Okay, I have thought of a number.....
    • Player: Now let me guess it and you tell me if your number is higher or lower.
    • Enter a number to guess Sparkles' number. Hitting enter with no number will end the game
      • If number entered is too low:
        • Sparkles: That'sss too low!
      • If number entered is too high:
        • Sparkles: That'sss too high!
      • If number entered is not between 1 and 10:
        • Sparkles: That'sss not a number between 1 and 10, ssstop being silly!
      • If number entered is correct:
        • Sparkles: That'sss it! That wassss fun, want to play again?
          • Yes.
            • Starts again from Sparkles: Okay, I have thought of a number.....
          • No.
  • Nothing
    • Sparkles: This wasssssssss a nice chat Player.
    • (Dialogue ends)

Storing Sparkles in a POH toy box:[edit | edit source]

  • Sparkles: Sssssssssstoring me in a box and forgetting me huh? You are jussssst like the wizardsssssssss!

Using Sparkles on a POH Wintumber tree:[edit | edit source]

  • Sparkles: Don't even think about it sssssssssssssunshine!