Dialogue for Spang

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This transcript involves dialogue with Spang and the player.
  • Spang: I hate this job. All the other staff are so happy all the time. It depresses me.
  • Player: Why don't you get a new job?
  • Spang: I can't find any other work. I wanted to be a Gnomeball player but I wasn't big enough. I came up with some clever tricks using my feet, but I was told they weren't fit for gnomeball. 'Gnomeball is played with the hands,' they said. Well, even Mad Donna isn't as good as I am with my feet.
  • Select an option
    • Can you show me your tricks?
      • Spang: I'd love to, but I'm supposed to be at work right now. Besides, the other gnomes laugh at me. They don't appreciate skill when they see it!
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Who is Mad Donna?
      • Spang: Mad Donna is a genius with a gnomeball! She invented a trick using everything except the hands to control a gnomeball. It's called the Mad Donna Seven. Other gnomes call her mad because her trick doesn't involve holding the gnomeball. But she's my inspiration to invent new and exciting tricks!
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Goodbye.
      • Spang: OK, whatever.
      • Player: Aren't you going to wish me a nice day?
      • Spang: Have a day. It can be nice if you can be bothered. I know I can't.
      • Player: ... nice.