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- Socky McGee: Oh, wow, I can't believe it's Player!
- Socky McGee: I've heard your stories ever since I was knitted. You're a true legend!
- Player: I am rather awesome, it's no surprise you've heard of me.
- Socky McGee: Yes! My favourite is that time you beat Guthix in an arm wrestle...
- Player: That never-
- Socky McGee: Ooh! Ooh! Or that time you beat up Sliske and Zaros at the same time!
- Player: Who told yo-
- Socky McGee: Or when you raised the underwater city back up to land!
- Player: Stop already! Someone might hear you.
- Socky McGee: Player! You have to save me from the monster!
- Player: I don't see any monsters.
- Socky McGee: A dwarf invented the monster, it eats socks!
- Socky McGee: Two go in, but only one ever comes out.
- Player: Why would someone create something like that!
- Socky McGee: I don't know, but you have to stop it!
- Player: I'll think about it.
- Socky McGee: Have you heard of the ultimate weapon?
- Player: Ultimate weapon? I'm listening!
- Socky McGee: Legend tells of a sock so potent he could kill a god.
- Socky McGee: He was worn by a gnomeballer who refused to wash for many years.
- Socky McGee: When holes started to appear he moved in with some terrorbirds.
- Socky McGee: Not much was known of the unspeakable horrors he faced in the years that followed, but he is still lying somewhere waiting to be found.
- Socky McGee: We should find him!
- Player: Ugh. I feel sick already, I'd rather not.
- Socky McGee: Aww, fine. Will you at least help me get that strong?
- Player:No, I'm going to clean you right now!
- Socky McGee: Nooooo!
- Socky McGee: So... Player... Have you seen him today?
- Player: What, who?
- Socky McGee: You know who I mean.
- Player: I'm sure I don't.
- Socky McGee: Yes you do. You go to Lumbridge just to see him.
- Player: No. You don't know what you're talking about. I'm not going to Lumbridge ever again.
- Socky McGee: It's ok, Player. You don't need to hide it!
- Player: I'm not listening!
- Socky McGee: So... Player... Have you seen her today?
- Player: What, who?
- Socky McGee: You know who I mean.
- Player: I'm sure I don't.
- Socky McGee: Yes you do. You go to Draynor just to see her.
- Player: No. You don't know what you're talking about. I'm not going to Draynor ever again.
- Socky McGee: It's ok, Player. You don't need to hide it!
- Player: I'm not listening!