Dialogue for Snow imp (2007 Christmas event)
Starting the conversation[edit | edit source]
Any one of the following may happen:
- Option 1
- Snow imp: *sings* Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
- Option 2
- Snow imp: *sings* I'm dreaming of a white RuneScape.
- Option 3
- Snow imp: *sings* There's no business like snow business!
- Option 4
- Snow imp: Did you know that we snow imps have over a hundred words for snow?
- Player: Really?
- Snow imp: Nah. I made that up.
- Option 5
- Snow imp: Snowflakes! Millions of snowflakes! No two are the same, you know.
- Option 6
- Snow imp: Isn't snow brilliant?
- Option 7
- Snow imp: Snow! Ha ha ha ha! Snow everywhere!
- Player: Who are you?
- Snow imp: I's a snow imp! From der Land of snow!
- Player: The Land of Snow?
- Snow imp: The Land of Snow! Y'know, the magic land where snow comes from.
- Snow imp: Where did you think snow came from? Maybe that it appears spontaneously, like when water vapour in the air forms into ice crystals?
- Player: Well, yes, actually.
- Snow imp: Ha ha ha! Don't be silly! It comes from the Land of Snow.
- Player: Why are you making it snow?
- Snow imp: 'Cause it's Christmas, innit.
- Player: What can I do with all this snow?
- Snow imp: Whatever yer like! I don't care! There's plen'y more where this lot came from.
- Snow imp: You could make a snowman, if you like. When it's big enough, I'll give you a snowman 'at to finish it. These 'ats also include a veg'table fer a nose an' anything else yer need.
- Snow imp: Or you could just 'have a good ol'-fashioned snowball fight!
- Player: Could I have a snowman hat, please?
- Option appears to select a snowman hat.
- Player: Can I go to the Land of Snow?
- Snow imp: We don't just let anyone into the Land of Snow, mate. You need to show you like snow first. Help to build a snowman!