Dialogue for Snert

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This transcript involves dialogue with Snert and the player.

Before As a First Resort[edit | edit source]

  • Snert: Hi, human.
  • Player: Hi, ogre! How are you today, little ogre?
  • (Continues with one of the following dialogues:)
    • (Dialogue 1:)
      • Snert: Can I have some shiny pretties, human?
      • Player: What makes you think I'd give my shiny pretties to you?
      • Snert: That skinny lady at de bank say visitors bring lots of shiny pretties with them when they come visit Oo'glog. Me want my share!
      • Player: Ah, you see, I've given your share to that skinny lady at the bank; you'll have to ask her for it yourself. Make sure you ask really loudly and growl at her every time she uses a word you don't understand, okay?
      • Snert: Yay! Thanks human. I'm gonna get my shiny pretties, even if I have to growl all afternoon.
    • (Dialogue 2:)
      • Snert: Fine, please and thank you very much, madam sir!
      • Player: You're very...polite.
      • Snert: Me know! Me practising! Balnea say I can have job in Customer Rations when I grow up if me polite enough.
      • Player: Don't you mean 'Customer Relations'?
      • Snert: Blechh! Dat not sound near as tasty as 'Customer Rations'. Me not sure me want de job after all.
    • (Dialogue 3:)
      • Snert: Hey, human. What did you bring me?
      • Player: Hmm, let me think carefully about this. Oh, yes, I remember, now! Absolutely nothing.
      • Snert: Aw, shucks.
    • (Dialogue 4:)
      • Snert: How does it feel to be so puny wee small, human?
      • Player: Oh, I dunno. How does it feel to be so incredibly dense?
      • Snert: Uhh...what dat s'pposed to mean?
      • Player: Never mind.
    • (Dialogue 5:)
      • Snert: Me like pie!
      • Player: Doesn't everyone?
      • Snert: Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!
      • Player: Yes, dear, pie.
    • (Dialogue 6:)
      • Snert: Me wanna go visit Fycie 'n Bugs!
      • Player: Yes, they're both delightful individuals.
      • Snert: Will you take me to see dem, human?
      • Player: Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk to strangers?
    • (Dialogue 7:)
      • Snert: Me wants CHOMPY for dinner!
      • Player: Me hopes you GETS chompy for dinner!
      • Snert: What you talk weird like dat for, human? You sound silly!
    • (Dialogue 8:)
      • Snert: Not so very good. Me just drop me lunch in de pool.
      • Player: Ew...I think I can see it floating over there.
      • Snert: Oh, thank you human! I have it as a snack next time I go for swim!
    • (Dialogue 9:)
      • Snert: You very cute, little creature. Me want to have a human as a pet. What you doing, human? You busy? You want be my little pet human creature?
      • Player: Uh...I think I'm busy at the moment.
      • Snert: Pwetty please?
      • Player: Look, sorry to disappoint, but this isn't going to happen.
      • Snert: Aw, you no fun, human.


After As a First Resort[edit | edit source]

  • Snert: Hi, human
  • Player: Hi, ogre.
    • How are you today?
      • Player: How are you today, little ogre?
      • Snert: Me like pie!
      • Player: Doesn't everyone?
      • Snert: Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!
      • Player: Yes, dear, pie.
    • Can you tell me about this copper-coloured pool?
      • Player: Can you tell me about this copper-coloured pool?
      • Snert: Yeah, it red!
      • Player: Yes, I can see that.
      • Snert: Then why you ask, silly human?
      • Player: Well, it's hard to explain. I just sense a strange energy coming from this pool. Do you know anything about it?
      • Snert: Oh, well, it called de 'Bandos pool' round here. It s'pposed to be special-special. It hard to explain to human creature like you.Maybe you need talk to auntie Seegud. She explain good about these things