Dialogue for Simon Templeton

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This transcript involves dialogue with Simon Templeton and the player.

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello.
  • Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. I'm Simon. Simon Templeton. Who are you?
  • Player: I'm Player. What are you doing all the way out here?
  • Simon Templeton: I've been contracted to retrieve artefacts from the top of this magnificient pyramid.
  • Player: So, why are you down here and not up there?
  • Simon Templeton: Well, it's me back...an old injury I picked up in Sophanem has come back to haunt me. I was working for Varrock Museum, but the gold they gave me wasn't even enough to pay for the carpet rides, let alone any decent equipment. But that was a long time ago... I can't even lift a chisel right now. There's no way I can climb all the way up there. Hang on a second... You look like you're pretty agile and up for a challenge. How about you retrieve them for me? I'll tell you what. I'll give you 1,000 coins for every artefact you get for me.
  • Player: I'll see what I can do.
  • Simon Templeton: Good on ya, mate!

Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

If the player doesn't have Pyramid Plunder artefacts in the inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello, Simon.
  • Simon Templeton: G'day, Player.
  • Player: How's it going?
  • Simon Templeton: Got any Agility Pyramid artefacts for me?
    • If the player has a pyramid top in the inventory:
      • Select an option
        • Sell it.
          • Player: I have one here I'll sell you.
          • Player has pyramid top removed from them. Player receives 1,000 coins.
          • Simon hands you a total of 1,000 coins for the sale.
          • Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate. Thank to you, I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue. The boss will be pleased.
          • Player: Glad I was able to help...but who is your boss? I thought you worked for Varrock Museum?
          • Simon Templeton: Mind your own bizzo, mate. But if you get any more, you know where I am.
        • Keep it.
          • Player: I have one, but I want to keep it for now.
          • Simon Templeton: Careful, mate. People might come looking for a thing like that.
          • Player: Thanks for the advice, but I'll hang onto it for now.
          • Simon Templeton: Bye, cobber.
    • If the player doesn't have a pyramid top in the inventory:
      • Player: No, I haven't.
      • Simon Templeton: Try harder, mate! It won't be long till some other critter turns up and stanches them out from under your eyes.
      • Player: I will. Goodbye, Simon.
      • Simon Templeton: Bye, cobber.

If the player has Pyramid Plunder artefacts in the inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I have some interesting artefacts I'd like you to look at.
  • Simon Templeton: Bonza! Let's have a butcher's, mate. Do you want to flog the lot of 'em?
  • Do you want to sell all your artefacts?
    • Yes, show me the money.
      • Player: Yes, show me the money.
      • Player has all artefacts removed from them. Player receives coins.
      • Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.
    • No, let me think about it.
      • Player: No, let me think about it.
      • Simon Templeton: No probs mate. Just give me the items you want to sell and we can do them one by one.

Trading him[edit | edit source]

If the player has artefacts in the inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Select an option
    • Sell all your artefacts.
      • Player has all artefacts removed from them. Player receives coins.
      • Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.
    • Don't sell.
      • (Dialogue ends)

If the player doesn't have artefacts in the inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Simon Templeton: Sorry, mate, I don't see anything I want.

Using a Pyramid Plunder artefact on him[edit | edit source]

  • Simon Templeton: You wanna sell that mate?
  • Do you want to sell your <artefact>?
    • Yes, show me the money.
      • Player: Yes, show me the money.
      • Player has artefact removed from them. Player receives coins.
      • Simon Templeton: Cheers mate!
    • No, I think I'll keep it.
      • Player: No, I think I'll keep it.

Using a non-Pyramid Plunder item on him[edit | edit source]

  • Simon wants nothing to do with this.