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- Sheep: Hello, I've just finished composing my latest poem. Would you like to hear it?
- Select An Option
- Yes, please.
- Sheep: Excellent! The human's an aficionado! Make yourself comfortable and I'll begin...
- Sheep: T'was brillig and the slithey toathes
Did gyre and gimbol in the wabe
All mimsy were the borrowgroves
And the mome raths outgrabe.
- Cow: That's not even your poem, you idiotic, animated ball of
- Sheep: How now foolish cow? Do you read poetry, instead of pulling a plough?
- Cow: I'm not talking to you any more, you're nasty.
- Sheep: Oh no! Cow's not talking to me!
- Sheep: Do I look like I care?
- (Shows other poems next rounds )
- No, thanks.
- Sheep: Huh, the cow's right. You humans have absolutely no understanding of art!
- Sheep: Twinkle, twinkle little egg
Wouldn't you like to grow some legs?
And run around, on grass so green
arguing with the milk and cream.
- Sheep: How goes it, blade of grass?
I'm glad you're not any thinner
You should invite your friends around
So I can have my dinner!
- ^ . Requires completion of the quest "Lost City" to access Zanaris.