Dialogue for Sandwich lady

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This transcript involves dialogue with Sandwich lady and the player.

Standard dialogue

• Sandwich lady: Hello, dearie. Would you like some of my lovely baked goods?
  • Let's see what you have.
    • (opens up store interface)
  • No, thank you.
    • Player: No, thank you.
  • I'd just like to chat.
    • Sandwich lady: How lovely - I do like a good natter!
    • Player: So, how's the sandwich business treating you?
    • Sandwich lady: Oh, I can't complain! Well, I could - this market stall is a bit of a step down from the tea shop I used to own.
    • Player: Oh, why? What happened?
    • Sandwich lady: I had to sell up to settle my court fees.
    • Player: Why would you need to pay court fees? You must be the friendliest person I've ever met!
    • Sandwich lady: That's kind of you to say, love...but as nice as I might seem, I do have a bit of a short fuse. All I did was to put one of my baguettes in that gentleman's breadbasket!
    • Player: That doesn't sound so bad.
    • Sandwich lady:Well, it doesn't...until you realise that by 'breadbasket' I mean his stomach...and by 'put in' I mean repeatedly bash with violent force and murderous intent! And all because he took a pie when I'd only offered him a sandwich!
    • Player: When you put it like that...
    • Sandwich lady: You'd at least think it would give me reputation enough to stop the thieving beggars around here pinching from my stall! But no - I'm still seen as that lovely old sandwich lady, wouldn't hurt a fly. So you'd best not steal from me or I'll knock your loaf
    • Player: No, ma'am!

Stealing close to her

• The sandwich lady smacks the player.
• Sandwich lady: Thief! Thief! Thief!

Trading or speaking to her after she sees the player steal from her

• Sandwich lady: You're the one who stole something from me!
• Sandwich lady: Thief! Thief! Thief!

During Yak to the Shadows

Talking to her during task 13:

• What would you like to talk about?
  • General Chat.
    • If she hasn't seen the player steal recently:
      • (Continues below)
    • If she has seen the player steal recently:
      • (Continues below)
  • Bakers Dozen.
    • Player: I heard you are looking for thirteen chocolate cakes.
    • Sandwich lady: That's right.
    • If the player doesn't have at least 13 chocolate cakes:
      • Player: I'll come back when I have enough.
    • If the player has at least 13 chocolate cakes:
      • Player has 13 chocolate cakes removed from them.
      • Player: Here you go!
      • Sandwich lady: Thank you!
      • Player: What do you want all these cakes for anyway?
      • Sandwich lady: Chocolate cake sandwiches! I'm close to perfecting the recipe.
      • Player: I can't decide if that sounds delicious or disgusting.